Randi's on!

[gratuitous]

"Welcome to McDonald's, my name is Michael Brown, may I take your order?"

"Michael Brown from FEMA? Ha! Give me a quarter pounder with cheese."

"We're not equipped to handle a quarter pounder at this time . . ."

Hee, hee, hee

[The Witch]

1. Ah she just said "this is not a best-of"

PHEW!

:hug: randi

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. NOPE She's LIVE!!! Yay! She's baaaaaaaaack!

:hi:

[gratuitous]

6. My mistake; subject line fixed!

No one's got feet tiny enough to fill Michael Brown's shoes.

[Inland]

3. No, it's live. She just said the date. nt

[Jeanette in FL]

4. No, she live

I don't know they played that.

[skylarmae]

5. no, randi is live today the 20th -

check it out

[The Witch]

7. Let's make it a Randi worship thread

Any bets as to how long until Randi tells us what part of the body she had operated on? ;D

I like what she said "You learn a lot when watching the news. Mostly that nobody's reporting it."

[gratuitous]

8. I used to think there was nothing worse than daytime TV

Then I saw Bush's speech. Leave it to Bush to use an abandoned city as a photo op. No protesters, no questions.

[gratuitous]

9. "I can't imagine an America without New Orleans"

No shit, Sherlock Bush. But we can all happily imagine an America without YOU in the White House.

[gratuitous]

10. "We're gonna rebuild New Orleans"

As if any president would ever come out and say, "Nope, that's it. Game over in the Delta. We're just gonna give it back to nature."

But Bushy says it as if he's saying something.

And they're using the same contractors in New Orleans that screwed up things in Iraq. Brilliant! Suspension of federal prevailing wage laws (Randi keeps calling it "minimum" wage -- she'll get it right).

[The Witch]

11. randi mentions the "jaw thing"

says it's related to cocaine...?

[gratuitous]

12. Back from break

Bush bloviating about New Orleans funerals. Randi talking about Bush's "cocaine jaw." A total disconnect between Bush's words and actions and reality.

[gratuitous]

13. We lost billions of dollars in Iraq

Whoo, just watch what happens to the money allocated to New Orleans. Because it's the same gang of thieves that bled Iraq white who are getting the no-bid contracts for New Orleans.

And guess who's in charge of the whole thing? That flaming liberal, Karl Rove!

[gratuitous]

14. What's Karl Rove going to do? Run attack ads against hurricanes?

Hee, hee, hee.

[CatBoreal]

15. John Kerry...WINDSURFER...

that was funny.

[Rosco T.]

16. Let's try to get thru and tell her that O'Lilelly is saying (right now)..

.. that AAR is about to fold up and go off the air!

Should be good to get her really fired up!

[gratuitous]

17. And second break

Gotta go back to "work."

[Wheezy]

18. So, uh, does anybody know what happened to Randi?

I only caught the part where she said she was swollen. But she's not as fat as Rush, she said. Or something like that.

Anyway--was it surgery?

[The Witch]

19. Osama should start doing porn..........

"DEEP GOAT."

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

[lonestarnot]

20. Dertader...would you like an apple pie wit dat?