The Repuke Dictionary

[einsteins stein]

Ad your favorite term, with definition, to the dictionary. Let the word either be one used by Repukes, or when referring to Repukes.

I'll start:

Bush*lit:

1. Supported solely by the power of Bush.
   
2. That branch of literature or journalism devoted entirely to Bush.
   
3. Abreviation for "Bush-Light." Of the same quality--but not the same quantity--as Bush.

[Brucey]

1. Okay, I'll play.

Democracy:

1. Capitalism. Actually, a mutant form of capitalism in which the rich are the only ones allowed to have capital.

2. Whatever it is that we have and that we believe others do not have.

3. The right to lie, cheat, and steal in order to take from others.

[AmandaRuth]

2. young rethugs

1. by which a gang of young repuke kids proudly march around the democratic booth at a state fair, in an extremely threatening and intimidating manner, when the booth is manned by a single very elderly woman. Yeah, 5 or 6 twentysomethings threatening a 60 plus year old women, thats fair and right to a young thug.

yes i did witness this years ago at the Western Washington State Fair, I wasn't political then, or I would have taken names (or something!) What do ya want to bet those youngsters are party leaders now?

[einsteins stein]

4. Sounds like the training ground for..

the Florida demonstrations, riot, vote count intimidation.

The more I hear, the more I want to ingest some gamma rays, Hulk out, and smash something Republican (non-human).

[Lefty48197]

3. "Jobs Creator"

Definition: A person who has a lot of money and owns a business to make more money for themself.
Nevermind the fact that the consumer makes the decision to shop at one store or another, and ultimately 'creates the job'. The Republicans think you are some sort of Holy Jobs-Creator if you own a business, of any kind.

[einsteins stein]

5. Conservative

Con*serv*a*tive:

1. One who conserves natural resources
   
2. One who spends Federal funds conservatively, avoiding debt at all costs
   
3. One who uses military force conservatively, favoring peaceful diplomacy
   
4. One who...hey, wait one damn minute!...why do we call these f*ckers conservatives, anyway?