Caption the Chimp

[El Supremo]

I guess I'm supposed to pay attention this time.

[leftofthedial]

1. can't you just zap it with the joystick on your game controller?

what are the green parts and the blue parts of the picture?

I've been in AIr Force One and looked down and I never saw those squares before. Are they something new?

can you fast forward so I can see where it hits? I could go there now and meet some nice white folks.

[Dudley_DUright]

2. What is that big funny shaped state that it is suppose to hit again?

:silly:

[corkhead]

3. "Where's Saudi Arabia?"

[jane_pippin]

4. "Heh heh. Florda looks like a 'thingy.' Heh heh."

[gauguin57]

5. "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid ... huh? ... of COURSE I'm paying attention ...

hmm hmm hmm-hmm, hmmm hmmm hmmm ... I just SAID I'm paying attention!"

[cawe24]

6. Wait, Wait...

Hold on, there's white people in Texas!!! Condi, mobilize the Nat Guard, Rummy you comandeer FEMA. We have to get those whi...I mean people out of there.

[El Supremo]

7. Get me Karl! I need to sell my ranch. n/t

[gauguin57]

8. "*Sigh* I wonder what Condi's doing right now. And what she's wearing!"

;-) ;-) ;-)

[Sequoia]

9. My ranch, my ranch, it's going for my ranch!

What sin did I commit Pat Robertson?!

[obreaslan]

10. Oh boy, that's getting close.....

I better call California and let them know to evacuate...

Uhh, Mr. President, that's not California...

Oh, I meant Arizona...

Uhh, no...

Arkansas?...

Uhh, no again. It starts with a "T"...

Oh yeah, Tennessee, that's what i meant to say the whole time...

Why don't I call them for you...

Good idea. I'll go ride my bike.

[gauguin57]

11. "DP4 ... DP5 ... DP6 ... BINGO! Heh heh ... lil' joke there ...

heh heh heh."

[Seansky]

12. "Are there sinners in Texas?" and

"I'll show Rita I'm a War President"

[RepublicanElephant]

13. "CRAWFORD?!"....

"Oh lordy, this IS serious!"

[true_con]

14. "Umm,

what's that thing between the dots?"

That's a line, Mr. President."

"That's like one of those books you keep giving me to work on, Karl. Now I get it!"

/sigh/

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "Whatcha mean I ain't gotta Batphone?"

"What superheroes AM I able to call on?"

:evilgrin: