On College Republican 'Conservative Coming-Out Day'...

[turbo_satan]

Go back into the closet, you pathetic nitwits.

Given what we all know about the Bush crime family and what we've seen these sick fucks do to the US and the world over the past five years, I no longer consider college Republicanism a "youthful indiscretion."

Remember that old adage that went something like "show me a young conservative and I'll show you a man without a heart, show me an old liberal and I'll show you a man without a brain?" I think of a young conservative as someone without a heart OR a brain. Furthermore, today's Republicans aren't conservatives; they're psychotic criminal sociopaths. When I see a young Republican, I find it hard to accept that he/she is simply uninformed and is merely following a trend or a fashion. Rather, I see an individual who finds virtue in death, hatred, suffering, destruction, and selfishness. They are the enemy and they are to be feared and detested and verbally brow-beaten.

It's time for us to quit being on the defensive and start playing offense. Show them we're strong and opinionated and that we have a vision. Make *them* feel weak and marginalized.

[darkism]

1. Hey College Republicans!

Screw you, you cowardly, intolerant bigots!

Get your asses out of your cushy "OH NOES LIBERAL ACADEMIA" universities and get them to Iraq so you can "kill the ragheads" like you write about all the time from behind your keyboard in Chickenhawk Hall. See how fun it is in person.

Stop making us young people look bad.

[ComerPerro]

4. Exactly. I have a special loathing for College Rethugs

They sicken me.

[ET Awful]

2. Hey College Republicans - if you want to come out, come out to your

local recruiting center. Put your gargantuan asses where your oversized mouths are and quit hiding behind your trust fund.

[MN ChimpH8R]

3. Yellow elephants all

Sign up or shut up, you assholes.