Shuttle Crew to Bush: UP URANUS!

[dxstone]

http://presidentevilonline.com/shuttle.html

[dxstone]

1. a bump in the night...

Would you buy a used
car from this man?

[kiraboo]

2. hell no, but I might roll over him in one! n/t

[dxstone]

3. By accident, I'm sure you mean...

It's actually illegal to threaten the prez... one must be careful what one says here in Freedomopolis...
But even BEFORE he took office, I always thought of him as a tragic and surreal bicycle accident just waiting to happen:




More cheeky monkey fun at
http://presidentevilonline.com

"In heaven everything is fine."--The Lady in the Radiator

[HuskerDU]

6. Plus he has the

'I didn't do it' line down pat.

[Liberal In Texas]

4. My son who is evac-ing form Houston will like that. He works for NASA

on the shuttle.

[katinmn]

7. I wonder if NASA is being managed as well as FEMA these days..

I give credit to the experts who are trying to survive this administration.

Having worked in the trenches in government for 12 years, I can sure sympathize with employees when incompetents take over.

[Wizard777]

5. Ahhhh the olde planet Ur.

A couple of milleniums ago the natives of the Planet Ur used to visit earth. The Urians weren't liked very much by the people of earth. The Urians were sticklers for pronunciation and very arrogant about it. You see the people of earth pronounce the name of their planet "er" instead of "your." So the Urians were constantly and ever so arrogantly correcting the earthlings pronounciation. "That's Your. Anus!" So after decades of this continuos conditioning. The people of earth just started calling the planet Uranus. This made the urians so mad. They left earth and no one has seen or heard from them since. But to this very day the planet is still called Uranus.

Story by: The Wizard. :)

[kliljedahl]

8. Great graphic, copied & saved

[dxstone]

9. I believe I have you to thank for the source photo!

It was quite a while back, and I actually did two different things with it... the other is an animated gif at

http://presidentevilonline.com/mirror.html
When Georgie Talks to Jesus: The Magic Mirror of GW Butch

Thanx for your support, bro... it's been a tough week for humor; so much truly bad crap still goin' down even as we speak, and who knows WHAT next?
I sure hope everyone's gonna be safe in DC this weekend...
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[kliljedahl]

10. Yeah, I remember now. You got a twofer out of it