Celebrity Sighting! Please read, you'll love the ending!

[VolcanoJen]

OK, everyone, I just received the most hilarious phone call from one of my friends, KC, in San Francisco.

100% true, and it just happened tonight.

KC and his friend decided to get some crab, so they went to Nonna Rose Seafood in Fisherman's Wharf. They wanted one of the outside tables, waited a few minutes, and were seated.

Just after they sat down, they heard a gruff man at the table next to them complaining to his waiter. "I thought you said I'd get some privacy here," he complained. "We're very busy tonight, sir, I'm sorry" he replied.

So, KC glances over at this guy. He's an older guy, strange-looking, by himself, reading a magazine, and there's a little grey-haired poodle at his feet, lapping water like crazy out of a very nice dish. He absolutely glares at my friend. KC leans across the table and whispers, "What an asshole," to his buddy. "Poor dog," his friend answers.

They're well into appetizers when the man calls over the server by crooking his finger. "Get the manager," he commands.

"Is something wrong?" the server says.

"Yes, I need to move my dog's water dish, but I'm not going to touch it myself."

Now, KC just about drops his fork when he hears this. I'm still a bartender, and he used to be, and that's got to be one of the most condescending requests he's ever heard.

The server rolls his eyes at KC and his friend, walks away, and soon the manager shows up.

"Sir?"

"Well, how am I supposed to touch this food after touching the dog's bowl? Move it and bring him another one!" he yells.

At this point, KC's friend says to him, "You know, that guy looks familiar. He even sounds familiar. I think he's famous or something."

The manager actually kneels down and starts to move the bowl when the man screams out,

"What are you doing?? Make the busboy do that!!"

KC and his friend actually burst out laughing at this point. They look over at the guy, and KC says it looks like he's about to bare teeth.

Eventually, a poor busboy is dispatched to move the dog's bowl. The man finishes his dinner, glares at KC's table, gets up and leaves.

They immediately call their server over.

"Hey, was that someone famous? He sure was an asshole."

"Yeh," the server said. "He eats here pretty often."

"So is he someone famous? He looks familiar, kinda."

"Oh, him?" the server says. "That's Michael Savage."

As soon as their dinner was over, KC was sweet enough to call me. "You're the first person I thought of," he said. "You should post that all over the internets."

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Have any of you San Franciscan DUers had unfortunate run-ins with Savage before?

[LTR]

1. I heard the guy was a major asshole

This isn't the first story I've heard about him and his antics.

Can you believe he was once a hippie?

[VolcanoJen]

7. Who wants to bet he had food stuck in his beard?

How does a guy from San Fran who apparently loves dogs turn into such a raging rightie assbag who abuses wait staff?

A hippie once? Seriously? Now, that's sad.

And why in the hell did he want the dog dish "moved"? WTF is that about?

:-)

[tabasco]

93. Many people were faux hippies.

They were just trying to fit in and get some nookie. They did not share the progressive ideals of most hippies. Apparently, Savage (a pseudonym I believe), never did get any nookie to this day.

A complete and total asswipe that would turn coward if ever confronted. Just the kind of phony assmunch like Nugent and Limbaugh that freepers worship.

[mermaid]

143. Yes...Savage Is A Pseudonym - His REAL Name Is WEINER!!.

no bullshit, either. Michael Weiner.

[fortyfeetunder]

157. From that performance in SFO

I bet his last name was really prickhead!

[TerdlowSmedley]

194. Pronounced Weener or Whiner?

[FeloniousMonk]

148. I have a very good idea why

though I will not mention it unhesitatingly, for fear of upsetting anyone. It's hardly novel, but it is, from my experience, true.

[VolcanoJen]

164. Oh?!!?? <<< perk >>>

C'mon Felonious, give up the goods. Spill. Dish.

You're in good hands. :-)

[FeloniousMonk]

191. You know

They have this repressed desire to jazzercise. Repressed jazzercisuality. But that's not all. They also develop thighmasterism, named after the Marquis de Thighmaster.

See Mark Crispin Miller's "A Patriot Act."

I told you that you knew already.

[Zomby Woof]

16. Actually, I can

Hippies are some of the most self-righteous assholes I have ever met, especially the San Francisco variety. Ideology aside, hippies and ex-hippies can both kiss my ass.

Seattle hippies are a close second, but San Fran takes the hash brownie.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. I thought I was the only one who thought that! I lived in Berkeley

and it is/was bad there!!

[EFerrari]

36. Geeze, where did you live? I was in Berkeley for ten years

and I loved every minute.

I lived at Berkeley Way and Ashton. We had a great 'hood and the whole time I was at the university, I just felt at home -- with all those other librul wackos.

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. Channing amd Piedmont. Frat row! Yeow!

[EFerrari]

43. LOL!

Damn, I missed you. I was a single mom in the Eng dept.

Mostly, I heard your guys sirens. And the campanile. And watched my two boys grow up.

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. I was not a frat rat though.

[EFerrari]

47. Yeah, right.

LOL!

I remember a friend saying, let's go to Cancun, and she meant, the taco place on Shattuck.

If the world ends, I want to be in Berkeley.

[Arugula Latte]

119. Channing and Bowditch here ...

I was a Cal English major back in the day

:hi:

[tularetom]

123. Derby and Ellsworth

2 blocks off Telegraph - back in the pre hippie era (63-65).

[Beam Me Up]

150. I work at Telegraph and Channing Way and have for over 20 years.

Live in Oakland.

Berkeley is the place.

[Autonomy]

181. Bancroft and Piedmont. Yes, the International House (of Pancakes)

I miss Berkeley lots. At least the wackos there are colorful, unlike the variety of wackos where I live now.

[sjr5740]

129. Cedar and Scenic

Right in the Heart of the Gourmet ghetto. Saw Al pAcino when they were shooting the insider on Shattuck

Loved living in the bay area...

SJR

[wryter2000]

99. Me, too!

That's one of the main reasons I live in Oakland...all the liberalism with only a fraction of the arrogance.

[The Doctor.]

152. The only person to ever successfully pick my pocket

Was a hippie.

I was at a Dead show in Buffalo as this girl came bounding around the corner. She flew up to me and gave me a big hug.

I had managed to foil pickpockets twice before, but this took me totally off-guard. (even though it's obvious in retrospect)

Luckily, that hug only cost me $30... and she was a cutie!

I'd say roughly half the 'hippies' I've known were assholes. The other half didn't talk the talk at all... they just lived it.

[wellstone_democrat]

27. Try Eugene Oregon or Berkeley California

same assholes---prissy-est damn people on earth. Even when you agree with them on a subject they still piss you off.

[Zomby Woof]

48. EXACTLY

I agree with them on many things, but they lack a sense of humor about everything, especially themselves. Who needs that?

I throw Berkely into the San Fran mix, since I loathe that area (natural beauty, but fucking assholes).

Agree about Eugene too. Phew!

[VolcanoJen]

51. I know so many people like that.

It's like, you're on the same page, for the most part, but they have to be so goddamned righteous about everything. And there's no give and take.

I call them "currently-enrolled college students." :-)

[Zomby Woof]

54. LOL!

Yeah, I am reminded of retired journalist Jack Germond, in his book "Fat Man In The Middle", he said "I agree with the Far Left on most issues, a great deal of agreement, but I can't stand being around most of them!"

I can relate. 4 years in GD, and I can relate. :D

[FeloniousMonk]

147. Conservatives

I don't mean to irritate anyone here, but this is an amazing conversation. I grew up among conservatives who said the same thing about "hippies" and "liberals," but I didn't believe them. However, the few times that I did meet hippies, I thought that they were entirely too defensive.

This is so often said by so-called "conservatives"! (I said I didn't want to irritate anyone here; I don't want to imply that if you can't stand hippies, you would vote for Bush or would want to take away everyone's civil rights.)

What interests me most is that when you read conservative opinions (I mean the opinions of ordinary people), it seems to me the only reason they vote Republican or read the National Review and think it is amusing is because they, the conservatives, are entirely too vulnerable -- they are easily hurt and they might be from poor backgrounds. So, quite unintentionally, the conservatives (except for a few haters) are on the same page as you, the progressives, but psychological and socioeconomic barriers interfere.

I find this fact overly fascinating and will probably mention it many more times in the hope that the rift between factions will be repaired and the country can be spared any further "leadership" by the most evil people in the world.

[Iktomiwicasa]

162. Giving an ass chewing

to a hippy was one of the most amusing things I have ever done. They show up every summer looking for a medicine man and a sundance, and we run them off, LOL.

[Modem Butterfly]

94. I went to school in Eugene, and what you say is SO TRUE

I live in Atlanta now, with a whole other brand of assholes. But last weekend, I had a breath of home as I listened to a pampered white suburban Desperate-Housewife type complain that the store (Whole Foods) didn't have shelled fresh edamame beans, but only the frozen variety. The clerk explained that they did have fresh edamame in the shells and the woman said, "YOU EXPECT ME TO SERVE EDAMAME IN THE SHELL LIKE AN ANIMAL?" I just burst out laughing. The glared at me and I just about pissed myself laughing so hard.

[Gormy Cuss]

106. Oooh, Whole Foods suburbia

I love the food selection at Whole Foods but we call our local suburban location The Princess Store, as in far too many customers think they're royalty. I get many good laughs at the entitled behavior. Edamame in the shell, good grief!

At the risk of ticking off my neighbors, I agree that the SF/Berkeley hippie/ex-hippie types can be really annoying in their self-righteousness.

[belle]

115. ahahaha! Get PRIMAL, baby!

I confess, I do like Whole Foods, as they have many yummy things and you can actually find some that don't cost your firstborn if you hunt.

It's stories like that that make me think, y'know, maybe the people screaming about the "decadent West" and so on have a point...

all the same, I'll take suburban edamame entitlement monster over crazed violent fundamentalist entitlement monster. if those are the options. sigh.

[wellstone_democrat]

116. Whoa! Its Sundance foods!

I went to U of O myself so I know Eugene well. It was definitely a "Sundance" or Fifth Street Market moment there in Atlanta---on the other hand from Texas, Oregon sometimes seems like a sweet green liberal memory

[Poll_Blind]

111. Hey! As a Eugenian that's unfair- we take care of assholes like that...

...They're the ones we sell all the Mexi to. :evilgrin:

PB

[pansypoo53219]

32. i worked for

an aging dead head hippie. and yes, he was an asshole.

not exactly a shame when he accidently actually commited suicide(3rd wife leaving him).

[EFerrari]

34. So, when did s/he leave you?

:)

Our people are among the most hard working liberals on the planet. Criticize us at your own risk.

[Zomby Woof]

183. "Our people"???

:rofl:

I don't equate sermonizing and endless preachiness with "hard work", but to each their own. I guess it can be laborious to try and harrass others to your PC-thought, dietary, and fashion ways.

Hippies think they must be the only liberals, or the best variety, lol. Precisely why this debate exists.

I criticize at no risk, because truth is its own reward. Very self-important statement though, to warn those of us who criticize hippies as taking a risk. :eyes:

[VolcanoJen]

39. Hippies are ok, but they're boring.

What do I know about hippies, though? I'm just a cornfed girl from the midwest. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

50. All you need to know...

Is that hippies are white, suburban, faux-proletarian, sanctimonious pinheads with a glorified sense of self-importance and NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER.

Ultimately, it's just a scheme to sell tie-dyed shirts and hideous Birkenstocks to impressionable bourgeois white people - with a glossy layer of leftist rhetoric thrown in to assauge their guilt. And an excuse not to bathe.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. I like the old Berkeley joke. "Why do hippies have long hair?"

To cover over their redneck.

[truedelphi]

168. Another ol' Dead head joke

how can you tell if you've been visited by dead heads lately?




(Answer)they're still there...

[dean_dem]

180. How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just let it burn out and follow it around for thirty years.

[junkiebrewster]

199. Deadhead jokes!!!

How do you hide pot from a deadhead?

Put it in his workboots.

What do you call a deadhead in a suit?

Defendant.

[mac56]

212. What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of pot?

"God, this band sucks!"

[EST]

173. According to my redneck midwestern associates,

the definition of a hippie is, "a Jack who looks like a Jill and smells like a John..."

[VolcanoJen]

55. That's pretty much what I thought. And, yeh, they're everywhere.

At least, maybe, just maybe, you could call Berkeley/SanFran/Pacific Northwest hippies geographically authentic, somehow. Maybe.

I just want something to throw at the local hippies I know, loathe, and seem to argue with more than Republicans. Like, "Whatevs, fake hippie! You went to Ohio State and you drive a Saab!"

Seriously.

People like that drive me to drink... especially the "no sense of humor" part.

[Pachamama]

60. Umm, is this a Mike Savage is an a-hole thread or that all hippies are?

Sorry, but as I started reading this thread and some of the massive generalizations, not just about "hippies" (what's the definition here by the posters of a "hippie") but also to lump together every resident and the areas that these "hippies" live in (ie. Berkeley, San Francisco, Eugene, OR etc.) as being one thing or another and generalizing them and stereotypes....

Wow, what happened Lavalady? :eyes:

You all forgot to add my county of Marin, north of San Francisco - You know, the Marin Hot-tubbers (as Poppy Bush calls us)....

[VolcanoJen]

63. Awww Pachamama, nothing "happened"

The entire thread is jest, I think. From the account of Savage's behavior in a restaurant to the gentle hippie-bashing, northern-California-needling offshoot.

It's just a fun, gossipy topic. It's a fleeting, whispy poke-fun-at-radio-hosts moment.

It's a way to take a break from hurricanes and failed leaders and make fun of ourselves... that's all.

[Pachamama]

64. Okay....just checking....I was a little surprised....

Peace... :hi:

I guess we are all on edge these days....besides, I'm protective of my hippie friends and my husband's family is from Berkeley and also Eugene, OR.... :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

67. What are they like?

:popcorn:

[Zomby Woof]

109. As a native Southern Californicator

It is my sacred duty to bash all things San Francisco/Berkeley/Northern CA.

We have working class, true-blue, ethnically diverse Dems down here in L.A. County. People as real as the sunshine and traffic jams, and as beautiful as the palm trees and sunsets. :D

[ProgressiveFool]

114. Ha! just you try

Being a hippie in SoCal. It ain't easy, and my friends tell me every time they see me to get a haircut. I do make some concessions to the environment, such as shaving, bathing and dressing nicely, but it's difficult.

A hippie that can't laugh at himself can't laugh at anything, and is therefore, I think, not a hippie. Of course, it's important to be earnest, but...

[Zomby Woof]

121. I am all for long hair

Had it for years, and it isn't that short even now... never wore tie-dye or Birks, and won't start now.

To me, it's more about the lack of humor and having total self-righteousness rather than the fashion. But I consider myself the laid-back SoCal leftist a la The Dude from The Big Lebowski. :-)

With a whole lot of Walter just to mix it up.

[Beam Me Up]

151. Oh, you're from LA LA land. (That explains it.)

Nothing like the kettle dising the pot.

[Zomby Woof]

156. Although I live in LA...

I hail from a bit further south, with a background more diverse than you could possibly imagine.

I have lived everywhere, and have a more informed opinion of human nature than most... and I love how the ideologically pure make my case for me.

No kettle here. I have a clear head, and I think pot is for suckers.

[Beam Me Up]

159. Oh well.

[ronnykmarshall]

185. Oh goody .... time for some LA bashing.

[shanti]

189. oh, come ON!

i'm a native southern california too, now living in northern cal (sac), and i was a (tailend) hippie. i still retain some of the sensibilities, and one reason i moved from so cal was the insufferable ARROGANCE of the people there! i don't get that here.

oh, and i love and wear birkenstocks, so shoot me! :eyes:

[ProudDad]

206. Some of the anti-hippie crap sounded

rather nasty though.

As a hippy at heart (and in fact) since 1965 in South Fla. It's pretty obvious to me that the "anti-hippie nazis" in this thread have known very few actual hippies.

It would also seem that when they see someone they can stereotype as their idea of a "hippie" they have a rather knee-jerk reaction with no cause or justification.

As for mr. savage, consider the source of the "hippie" crap.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33556

Wash. times' Liz Trotta! Great source...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

65. Self delete.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

66. It seems that a lot of the "hippies" from those areas where

hypocrites. Not the necessarily the areas they live in - well except for maybe Berkeley, San Rafael, San Anselmo, etc. But it seems that many of the more outspoken ones who congregated in those areas did not practice what they preached.

[Zodiak]

134. going to Ohio State is a bad thing?

damn!

[Nostradammit]

72. Generalize much?

I really don't think you've met many of the hippies that I have, but if you did your preconceptions would probably prevent you from ever liking them.

~ Peace ~

[Zomby Woof]

108. Here is why you are wrong

I don't have preconceptions. I give everyone a fair chance - clean slate and all - but every time, meeting self-styled hippies leaves me with that perception.

I have met more than my share of phony hippies (every town must have a place where phony hippies meet). I marched at WTO in Seattle (lived there for 15 years), 2 anti-Iraq War marches, and one of the International Women's Day marches.

I did better hanging with authentic people there - not the spoiled white bourgeois Birk/tie-dye/dreadlock/Nader/hackysack contingent. :puke:

[Nostradammit]

141. Oh, phony hippies!

I thought you meant actual, 1960's era hippies; people who believed in peace and tolerance and love.

Yeah, phony hippies should be lined up against a wall and shot, no question.

[Zomby Woof]

158. No, I include the 60's era in there too

They didn't really believe in peace, tolerance, or love... They looked down on those who didn't dress or think as they did. This boomer-centric ethos manifested itself in the 80's when they quickly sold out and became yuppies.

The ones who didn't become Repukes are just as humorless and sanctimonious as ever, with the same bad hygiene and scolding disposition.

And yes, I loved the irony of your post.

Oh my hair is getting good in the back!

[Nostradammit]

174. "Hippies are some of the most self-righteous assholes I have ever met"

And some of them are the most righteous people I've ever met.

Touché!

;-)

[junkiebrewster]

82. YAY, hippie bashing!!!!

My self -righteous hippie story:

When I was younger, I used to hang with a lot of Deadheads, though I've always been more into Indie rock and Punk. (Deadheads had the best weed.) Anyhoo, I used to love to poke fun of the glaring holes in many of their ideologies. For example, I had one friend who was a vegetarian for what he claimed were animal rights reasons. I have no problem with vegetarians but I couldn't help but notice his leather Birkenstocks. Upon pointing out that an animal did indeed have to die for his shoes, his excuse became "Well, the animal had to die anyway, blah, blah, blah." Bear in mind, he was sanctimonious and condenscending as hell towards us carnivores. At that point, I realized his "fashion" sense was more imporatant to him than others sustenance. Wanker.

[belle]

117. Ann Coulter was a Deadhead and I rest my case.

[Patchuli]

145. Is that what happened to her?

She dropped some bad Shakedown Street acid?

Was she a boy Deadhead at the time? heheeee

And by the by, we are first gen Dead lovers here. I still MISS JERRY!

[one_true_leroy]

120. i got one...

there was this girl when i was in college that was easily one of the most sanctamonious hippies i've ever met, and not very bright, either. she was vegan, but if you said veeghun, she'd interrupt and correct you "it's 'vay-ghan'" :eyes:

she got a peace corp assignment to (i think) tanzania. she was all hubbub about it, which is fine... i actually admired that she would follow through. but then she starts some long speech about how she was going to reform the locals to make them vegan, and that she would refuse to eat meat with them or have anything to do with livestock. she said something about how they might be offended, but it would make them better people.

now, i've been to some degree or another vegetarian most of my adult life, but even when i was strictly vegetarian, i would NEVER refuse to share a meal with someone, no matter how much meat was involved. to me, it goes beyond rude to refuse to 'break bread' with soemone... it is a denial of the most basic and sincere of human interactions and to refuse to share in a meal is to deny a bond everyone seeks.

so here she was, going over to a developing nation and telling villagers whom she was to help that their food (all that they had to share!!) was not good enough for her.

i was livid... i told her what a hollow, sanctimoniuos person she was and that she should be ashamed of herself for planning to refuse the kindness of her hosts. i compared her to the conquistodores (and i think the analogy was lost) who just wanted conversions. this happened at a pot-luck, and damned near everyone there backed me up.

she was scarcely seen after that. this was also the girl who was going to get a 'tribal tattoo' on her lower back. when i asked her which tribe, she looked at me like I was the dumb one.... 'you, know, like a TRIBAL tattoo.' oh and she missed the boat on the vegan/leather thing, too.

[nonconformist]

131. Actually, a "tribal tattoo" is a style of tattooing

Generally black & white work, and it has a certain look to it.

I hear you on the self-important vegan thing though. That really gets to me too.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

135. On travel boards, you get self-righteous vegans going to China,

Vietnam, or India and having hissy fits because although a street vendor honored their request for no meat in their soup or stir fry, he made it with chicken broth or just gave them some of whatever dish it was with the meat picked out instead of cooking up a separate batch for them. Or the waiter in the hotel brought a pitcher of milk for their morning rice porridge. Or some well-meaning Indians recommended a vegetarian restaurant, but horror of horrors, there was cheese in some of the dishes.

And I'm thinking, "People in China and India literally starved to death in the 1960s, and Vietnam is still terribly poor, and this pampered Westerner, who has the money to spend a year traveling the world has the NERVE to criticize them for not being pure vegans."

But criticize such people for their rudeness and inflexibility, and you get sermons about the poor little animals or how Third World people would be healthier if they gave up meat and dairy products.

Of course, people in many parts of China and India have had the experience of giving up animal protein foods--during their famines.

[Kali]

155. Yeah that one gets me too.

Especially in poorer countries. Arrogant assholes. Eat the food you are offered if you possibly can or quietly leave the parts you just can't aside. Stop announcing to the world how much better you are - you look like an ass.

[Zomby Woof]

160. Bam!

I love you! :D

When I lived in Seattle, I worked at a bookstore with lots of vegans on the staff. When we gathered for lunch, they made a point of talking OUT LOUD ON PURPOSE among themselves how meat rots in the colon for years, etc. Very graphic... rude depictions, as if this was going to make us see the sinful ways of our diet and repent!

A lot like fundies. Same humorless mindset. Screw the lot of 'em!

[mark11727]

171. Screw 'em, indeed. More roast beef for the rest of us.

[mylittletribe]

196. heeeeeyyyyy now

Seriously, not all "deadheads" are like this, and do not warrant bashing.
I'm the child of a pair of deadheads, and I turned out to be one too. I don't cling to any wonky ideology. I was a vegetarian for a period of time, but for a health related reason. Once that passed, I went back to my meat habit. I do shower, and shave my pits and legs.
For me, and most of the heads I still know, it was about the music and the "community" (but that community started to get really seriously sucky in the early 90s when legions of jerks started coming to shows just for the drugs and causing problems)
I do wear birks (I have several pairs actually, even clogs for the winter) but its for comfort and nothing else.
Other than that...I'm your typical progressive dem soccer mom of four kids in rural NY

SO..I take offense to the bashing and grouping all posers into one freaking group.
As for Ann Coulter...good god. I bet she was one of those assholes there for the drugs. Yes..that must be her problem! Too much bad acid!

[junkiebrewster]

200. I know not ALL Deadheads are like that...

But a lot of them are sanctimonious.

And music snobs about any band except the Dead, which I find hilarious. I like the Dead, but I would never get all snobbish about a band that peaked when I was in the third grade.

[shanti]

188. "hideous birkenstocks"

can you be any more condescending...:(

[LWolf]

209. Actually, as the daughter of a hippie,

I have to disagree.

My mother the hippie is white. She grew up in the midwest, she is one of the working poor, and she worked blue collar jobs as a single mom to raise me. She finally went to college after I graduated from high school. While we had our share of tie-dye, she never wore Birkenstocks; way too pricey. If she couldn't get it at Payless, we didn't wear it.

She taught me about her childhood, and about the meaning of racism. While we were still in the midwest, She made sure I grew up with a rainbow of people of all colors, faiths, and sexual orientations, and that I loved them before I hit the bigotry of the larger world.

She worked hard to be a "liberated" woman, and taught me not to accept the limits she was raised with. She cut off contact with her family, who told her in high school that her place was to become a nurse or secretary until she got married, and that her passion for math, music and science was tomfoolery to be left behind. She allowed me to shine in all the ways I chose.

From her I learned to truly like people; all people, without judgement. I learned that I could care about people even if I disagreed with their choices. I learned from her history of family abuse that hate and violence are never ways to resolve conflict. I learned that loyalty, honesty, trustworthiness, and kindness were the qualities that made a person "beautiful."

I learned that the world was my oyster, and that any path was open to me as long as I was willing to work for it. I learned to find joy in everything I did; to love music, art, and literature of every sort.

I learned that if you didn't like something, you were supposed to dive in with energy and enthusiasm to make a difference.

I wish everyone had a mom like my mom the hippie. Her beads, feathers, candles, tie-dye, yoga, meditation, sweat lodges, etc. don't bother me in the least. I join her in her calls for peace and love around the world. I am proud of her for leaving her guilt-ridden christian background far behind her and exploring all those other spiritual paths, before finally settling in with buddhism about 15 years ago.

She has a wonderful sense of humor. She loves to play practical jokes, she loves to tease, and she especially loves to laugh. When she laughs, it's not a gentle, genteel sort of laugh. She roars. She loves belly laughs. It's taken a lifetime for her more subdued daughter to give up being embarrassed in public, when people can hear her from 6 aisles away and turn around to see "what's so funny." People generally smile along with her. They seem drawn to her like a magnet, and they naturally love her.

If the world were full of hippies like my mom, it would be a better planet.

What's the difference between stereotyping hippies in order to characterize them negatively, or any other particular group?

I don't think it matters whether a person considers themself conservative or liberal, or which groups they single out, racial, political, spiritual, or cultural; people needing to "hate" or "bash" or negatively stereotype those who are different from themselves in some way are the source of our social dysfunctions, imo.

My mom, on the other hand, would laugh if she were reading this thread. She's never been above laughing at herself, or recognizing that, no matter what group you may focus on, there are plenty of people in that group who "don't get it."

[SpiralHawk]

75. Woofster, you are totally going to hear from the

Hippie Anti-Defamation League (HADL).

Prepare thyself for a tie-dye spanking.

Hippies Uber Alles !!!!

[annabanana]

127. aw hey now

broad brush

gee

[Zomby Woof]

161. How so?

It applied to all of them that I have met. That is a considerable number over a few decades. Nothing general about something I actually EXPERIENCED.

I am sure there are some that are not, but they wouldn't be hippies, they would be humane and decent people instead.

[farmbo]

86. Asshole?...Don't you mean psychopath?!?

eom

[mermaid]

142. What A Serious Fucktard!!

Goddamn, I always thought Savage was an asshole, now I'm sure of it. I agree....poor dog!

[carnie_sf]

165. He used to hang out with Allen Ginsberg

can you believe it?

[Canuckistanian]

177. Ah, so that explains a few things

One night Savage was going off on Ginsberg calling him the one responsible for the decline of the western world or something.

He never gave any specific reasons why, but now I know.

They must have had a falling out, although if Savage was the same then as he is now, Ginsberg probably told him to take a flying leap.

[Kool McKool]

187. Savage and Ginsberg

I suspect that Ginsberg tried to put the moves on "the Weiner" at some point and Weiner-boy developed a lifelong case of homo panic.
He's clearly a deeply troubled, self-hating homosexual - not that I have a shred of sympathy for him. He really is an asshole.

[ProudDad]

205. So was Jerry Rubin

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

2. wow, this incident just confirms what I'd always assumed.

He is a true asshole!

[DarkTirade]

71. Quite a logical assumption.

[Maat]

3. LOL!

Thanks for the post!

:rofl:

[otohara]

4. He's a PIG

sounds like one on the radio and behaves like one in public.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Nominated.

[MisterP]

6. Mugatu!

[silverweb]

8. *LOL*

All over the internets, for sure!

As if we needed it, this is further, incontrovertable proof that rightwingedness and assholedness are inseparable.

:D

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. This is for you, Mikey.

Prick.

FSC

[Atman]

10. Who shakes his dick for him after he pees?

Or maybe he just calls for the dog...

[Ilsa]

81. Famous line from "Arthur":

:Would you like me wash your dick for sir? Little Shit."

Atman, you are hysterical!

[MADem]

96. You mean his WEINER??????

Savage is not his last name, it's actually WEINER....

The cretin is beneath contempt, I rather doubt he even has one, or if he does, he simply fetches the tweezers to take care of business...

[mermaid]

144. No-One. He Doesn't Have A Dick...He IS A Dick...He Shakes Himself Off.

n/t

[BigBearJohn]

193. that's why he wears a tie -- TO HOLD BACK THE FORESKIN

[Infomaniac]

11. This is worth a vote. Send it to Keith.

Michael Savage is the poster child for major league assholes everywhere.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Great idea!!

[Drewskie]

13. He needs to get his ass kicked

[FM Arouet666]

14. Classic, thanks for the post

I listen to the asshole every so often, I usually tolerate two to three minutes before I want to poke my own eyes out. Oh, and I agree, I feel sorry for the dog. :evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Let's not forget AAR.

[Sydnie]

17. Someone needs to send that to a reliable gossip writer

Would like nice in print, no? :rofl:

[VolcanoJen]

20. Well, I've got a pretty well-traveled restaurant industry blog...

... maybe I should post it there, too?

I'm definitely sending it over to Gawker. }(

[silverweb]

25. Yeah!!

Post it all over restaurant industry blogs!

Wouldn't it be great if Savage got dirty looks and lousy tables no matter what restaurant he went into anywhere in the country?

:evilgrin:

[VolcanoJen]

28. edit

wrong reply!

[Sydnie]

31. Yep, spread the word -- Savage's dog has more manners than he does!

:rofl:

[blogslut]

190. Ted Casablanca @ eonline

although Mikey might not be box-office enough for him.

[alittlelark]

19. I saw him at Ruths Chris Steakhouse 7-10 years ago....

he was just a lowlife local pustule at that point. Now the SAVAGE ZIT has exploded sending it's vile pus across the counntry.

[davidinalameda]

197. even the freepers think he's a nut case

and I have to agree with them on this one

[FreedomAngel82]

21. LOL!

What a pussy! He can't touch his own dogs dish? LOL! He sounds like a rich white ass boy!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. I'll link this to the Lounge ......... LOL.

:popcorn: :hide: :applause: :rofl: :spray:

[stevedeshazer]

23. I had Savage pegged by the third sentence.

Total fucking jerk.

[VolcanoJen]

29. When he first started the story, I was thinking O'Reilly.

But then I thought "San Fran," and just waited for the punchline. :-)

[stevedeshazer]

35. It was the dog....

I've heard this nut go on about his dog before. :)

Poor dog must have even worse than Barney!

[Stephanie]

24. recommended

When I saw it was Michael Savage it all made sense.

[AlamoDemoc]

26. Thanks for posting this VolcanoJen

:kick:


:yourock:

[NNadir]

30. I probably should know who Michael Savage is, but I don't.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. He's a Wingnut talkshow host.

[marbuc]

42. of Savage Nation

a TV show on MSNBC. He was canned for saying something obscene.

[MADem]

97. That lasted five minutes

I'm sure MSNBC was grateful that he misspoke, because it gave them an excuse. His ratings were in the toilet from the gitgo...

[Tigress DEM]

38. I'm stupid. Who IS Michael Savage?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. See the post above you.

[norml]

40. The Savage Weiner pushes the envelope of obscenity and abusiveness

both on the air and off.

He's the dirty little pamphlet hidden in the right wing's bottom drawer.

[friesianrider]

45. I read that and at first thought Michael Savage...

...was that kid who played Kevin in The Wonder Years. :eyes:

It's wayyyy too late for me - time for bed! :P

[LuCifer]

46. what I really really don't get is...

...he HATES gays, but, HE LIVES IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!

That's like David Duke living in Detroit!!!!!!!!! HELLO!

Lu Cifer, so did Mikeypoo say anything like "STOP SUCKING SAUAGE AND SERVICE ME...ERR...MY FOOD THAT IS, YA FAGITS!!!!!!!"

[RummyTheDummy]

166. He's a self loathing gay

The poodle says it all.

[ronnykmarshall]

186. I was thinking the same thing.

First time I ever saw his picture I thought "what's HER problem"?

[sabra]

49. Great story! reco'd

and totally confirms my feelings towards "Savage"

[Nothing Without Hope]

52. So he's consistent - all a**hole all the time. Yes, send it to Olbermann!

What a monster - the poor dog! I wondered why he would keep a dog when he doesn't even want to touch its water bowl, then I realized: the dog is the only being who would actually venerate him as much as he thinks he deserves.

In that pair, the dog is the superior being for sure. I wouldn't want to touch SAVAGE's water bowl.

[amerikat]

56. Is this the Guy? I don't get the hippy refrences.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

57. That's him.

[VolcanoJen]

58. There's the grey poodle!!!!

Oh, wow.

That is a poodle, isn't it? Kinda?

And I wonder where the little white one was... guess he doesn't get to go out for dinner with daddy?

[Kurovski]

61. Oh, jumpin' Jesus on a pogo-stick!

Can you say GAY?

Can you say it like this? "Traaaay GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

The Right certainly has its share of self-loathing famous gay guys. It makes one long for the days when the self-haters just hit the bottle instead of beating up on the rest of the world.

Or are they working undercover?

[Polethebear]

70. Oh my

Good Grief is he a fat son of a bush!!!! He's really looking old,mustsa stopped dyeing his hair.

[Tom Joad]

59. Be sure and send that into the local papers, like Chronicle

one of the columnists. too bad Herb Caen is gone, he would love that story.

[shireen]

62. if i owned that restaurant ...

i would have kicked that f***ing bastard out.

And kept the dog.

[rucky]

68. Now, what would a restaurant owner want with a dog?

I would just put butt-wipings and boogers in Savage's food.

[shireen]

105. adopt it? I know what you're implying and that's gross.

People like Michael Savage are sick. I would not trust him with a fruit fly.

[Polethebear]

69. Poodle.....Poddle....

Good ol mikey= closet queer????:rofl:

[Tesla]

73. NICE EYEWAX JOB!!!

I Must get their name!!

[womanofthehills]

138. Story sounds right on

If you have ever listened to his show this sounds right on. He is very rude to anyone who calls his show. He is obessive about his food and what he eats and sounds like he is a germaphobic.

[salin]

74. I hate to ask - why could only the busboy move the water?

given his tirades against folks who are not white (veiled as all sorts of slurs tied to immigrants) - but it would be interesting to know the race of the manager vs the race of the busboy - b/c if my hunch is correct it is a demonstration that vile radio jocks like this are not, as Rush claims when called on his vile rhetoric, "entertainment" or just schtick - but actual representations of vile behavior in the real world.

[ladylibertee]

76. Oh my Gosh . I knew he was an asshole, but KC saw it all RAW

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[Kurovski]

140. Who was the deleted guy? Did Miss Savage pay us a hissy-visit?

[CrackpotAmerica]

83. That's so funny!

When will people learn that growing a goatee doesn't make one look smart, distinguished, young, or even good?

:kick:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

84. i knew who this was going to turn out to be, lol

nice story.

[Inland]

85. You can tell a lot about people by how they treat waiters

Anyone who thought Savage's hateful persona wasn't authentic has to change their mind.

[symbolman]

87. This turd sued our site Takebackthemedia.com

for about a half a million bucks - we got some free lawyers and about 10 K in donations (got a whopping check from Janeane Garofalo)who came on board and fought the good fight for us and WE WON.

We had said that he was a CULT Worshipper after I did a little digging and sure enough we got the papers served on us in California, a SLAPP suit designed to shut us up, they sued us from Chicago because only 17 states will even allow a SLAPP suite in the country anymore..

Our lawyers were actually tracking the CULT back to the HIVE in Oregon when they dropped the suite - it seems that he was the product of an actual CULT and that there were some VERY STRANGE goings on in Oregon, marital abuse, beatings, hypnotism all kinds of kinky wierd shit..

Once we got to the HIVE, and believe me, the lawyers were DROOLING over asking for discovery on this asshole, getting him on the stand and having him repeat all his nasty remarks on PAPER, which would be public and could be used by oh, say the Chinese Mafia "little yellow Demons" (his remarks), etc..

We were just at the point where we were going to get some real promotion out of this, we'd slammed Limbaugh for millions and could possibly have wrecked this guy when they pulled out..

I'd love to meet him in person and shove his dog up his ass, but I'm an animal lover.. However, had I been in that situation I would have know exactly who that was (I catch stars all the time) and would have walked over and switched his plate with the dog's water dish - then let him have it..

"What are ya gonna do Dickhead? Yah, you talk tough but this old hippy has pieces of guys like you floating in his toilet bowl.. you want a piece of me bring it on.."

I'm into peace and love, but I'll sucker punch a punk in a NY minute when the urge hits :)

Great story, tell him the next time you see him that Takebackthemedia.com says to GO DIE. :)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

89. Now tell us how you really feel about him! lol!!!!! ;)

[VolcanoJen]

90. Wow, symbolman!

I didn't realize that blowhard tried to sue you!! That's sick.

Good idea with the dog's dish... }(

[symbolman]

92. Oh yeah, he actually made us a bunch of friends

I had Robert Greenwald calling me up and asking if he could get the People for the American Way to pitch in and stuff like that, incredible.. in a way he did us a favor..

Ah, those were the days..

What was he having for a meal, a baby?

He really needs to get in touch with his inner gaiety :)

[VolcanoJen]

107. If only Savage knew, huh?

Love the silver lining in your Savage-induced harrassment, symbolman!

:-)

[Sparkman]

91. methinks m.s. will be eating some choice floor droppings or excretions,

courtesy of the staff. I NEVER blast restaurant folk, THEY PREPARE YOUR FOOD. this is PROOF POSITIVE m.s. is sub-standard in the IQ dept.

[arikara]

118. See the good guys do win!

Good story!

:rofl:

And I like your work.

88. dissing hippies? what you want more people in suits? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

184. You mean that's the only 2 choices??

:eyes:

LOTS of room in-between. Both hippies and suits are stifling in their conformity.

[Meatwad]

95. Boy...what a huge fucking asshole.

If I were the manager, I would've kicked the asshole in the teeth. I swear.

[wryter2000]

98. LOL!

I haven't had any personal interactions with him, but several years ago, a local newspaperman got a tape of someone fooling and flattening Savage and published his home phone number so you could call him up and listen to it. Wish I could remember the guy's name. He was published in the Montclarion (as small paper in Oaktown.)

[Vinca]

100. The jerk's first mistake is thinking he's a celebrity.

I didn't know who he was until I read all the threads and neither did some other posters. Get a grip, geezer. You're not a celebrity, you're a garden variety pain in the ass.

[MellowOne]

101. I'll bet he left a lousey tip or no tip! n/t

[Rob H.]

102. "What are you doing?? Make the busboy do that!!"

Good thing those Resmuglicans finally came out against class warfare during sElection 2004. :sarcasm:

[VolcanoJen]

104. Isn't that the most disgusting part?

Unbelievable, the way these people just push around hard-working "folks."

[Rob H.]

112. Absolutely

Just imagine how pissed-off the busboy would've been if the manager had come to get him just to move the dog's bowl. If I were the busboy I would've been thinking, "You leaned in to move the bowl and then came from where the bowl is to tell me to go and move it? Are your arms broken, or are you just an idiot?"

Good thing I kept those kinds of thoughts to myself back when I was working in retail, I guess. :P

[yurbud]

103. does that strike anyone else as a bit diva-ish? another closet case?

I don't know any straight guys that carry around pocket dogs.

I don't think I know any gay guys who do either.

[warrens]

110. He must have a lot of friends

If he can only get his dog as dinner companion. Somebody should club that guy like a baby harp seal.

[SaveAmerica]

113. Here's a pic from earlier in the day when he wasn't PO'd yet

[sakabatou]

122. I new he was an asshole!

A just didn't know how much but geeze...

[rateyes]

124. Imagine that...

Savage is an asshole both on and off the air! The manager should have shown him the way out. I would never, a second time, serve anyone who acted like that. I don't give a damn who they are. NO CLASS SHITHEAD.

[MannyGoldstein]

125. Mentally Ill, I Think

I'm pretty sure Michael Savage is psychotic. How we got to a place where millions of people listen to a psychotic person on the air, I'll never understand.

[ClintonTyree]

126. The guy's obviously unbalanced......

what a flake! :silly: The Savage Weiner, with a poodle no less. Big, tough, savage weiner and his poodle. Poor little dog, I suppose that's the only company Weiner could get though, something on a chain.

[Lindacooks]

128. Man, he has an UNHEALTHY amount of rage and anger.

Perhaps it will backfire on his body soon, hopefully.

[Joe Chi Minh]

130. Remember this?

http://www.freewayblogger.com/funwithhateradio.htm

Savage is the subject of the last anecdote on the page, recounted by the hoax-caller/author.

The way in which he mocked and humiliated him, live, on air, in the hearing of his freeper buddies, while he was spluttering in a crescendo of impotent rage, is absolutely unforgettable. In fact, it seems too sublime for mere mortals to read. Like the Victoria Falls to David Livingstone! Angels must have stopped to listen in wonder.

Your anecdote, VolcanoJen, adds almost intolerable piquancy to it. Almost, but not quite!

[Cleita]

132. Not with Savage, but as an ex-Los Angleno, I have had my

waitress/bartender run ins with Republican politicans. Although Savage isn't a politician, he's close enough. The pukes and their entourages are for the most part extraordinarily rude. I hope somebody spit into his drink.

[npincus]

133. what an angry dick! Thank G-d I live on the east coast

and probably won't run into him.

[mitchum]

136. Yet, he fellates that dog when the lights are low and the music...

is soft.
What a hypocritical freak.

[brainshrub]

137. If I were the manager, I'd ask him to leave.

I would never allow my employees to be treated that way. Nobodies business is worth that kind of humiliation.

[VolcanoJen]

146. See, I wish there were actually general managers out there like that.

But, there aren't.

And, the customer is always right, even when engaged in utter asshattery.

[Beam Me Up]

153. Actually, that's not quite true.

First, I am the manager of a retail business in Berkeley, CA. Have been for a long time. As a general rule I get along well with customers but there are always a few that get under my skin. Over the years I've learned to see them coming and for the most part manage to keep out of their way.

The owner of the store and I have both on occasion asked people to leave the premises.

1) We tell our employees that if they are having a problem with a customer (could be any number of things), they should come get one of us at once. 2) Although we will bend over backwards to make a reasonable customer happy and will, without question or hesitation, replace any defective product or refund a customer's money if they are not satisfied, what we will not tolerate is ABUSIVE customers. Specifically, this means a customer who has lost their temper or is in any way becoming offensive or abusive either to one of us or to one of our employees. We politely ask them to leave. On one occasion we had to back the customer out of the door (no touching), lock the door and call the police. The person was threatening physical violence against the owner. Worse for them, they were doing so when the police arrived!

[VolcanoJen]

154. That's a great story, and I'm pleased to hear that.

I can only speak from personal experience, 10+ years in the bar/restaurant business.

A manager who steps up to the plate for their employees in this business is rare.

I've worked exclusively in independent taverns, nightclubs and restaurants, so I hope it's different in a corporate-owned dining spot. For the most part, I love working in independently-owned establishments, but I do think they kiss the customer's ass a bit more than necessary. I could actually see this happening in my restaurant, although otherwise it's really a wonderful place to work.

You're right, though, I shouldn't make sweeping generalizations. I'm glad to hear that some managers, even outside the restaurant biz, stick up for their hard-working, under-appreciated employees.

[wtmusic]

163. absolutely

You don't need or want those people to come back anyway.

[Kurovski]

139. I'd say Savage has earned a few hockers served piping hot

...and I've always been against that disgusting form of expression/code-violation.

[RDL]

149. Sounds like

the next president of the USA to me

[coffeeinamrica]

167. His imperiousness should be no surprise...look!

I confess not really knowing who he is, so I searched for a pic and info... Here's what the man says of himself on the corp. site....

Author of the best selling books 'The Savage Nation," "The Enemy Within," and "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder," Michael Savage is the number one drive time talk show host in the San Francisco market and in many other cities across America. He is currently syndicated on over 350 stations.

"I guess people love my show because of my hard edge combined with humor and education," he says. "Those who listen to me say they hear a bit of Plato, Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Moses, Jesus, and Frankenstein. I pull many of my life experiences, including that of father, son, husband, brother, ice cream factory worker, busboy, lifeguard, writer, scientist, and my huge library of books," says Savage.

http://www.talkradionetwork.com/hosts

[VolcanoJen]

169. What? He was a BUSBOY????

Oh, that's rich.

[symbolman]

170. Oh

Let HIM pick up the dogdish, HE'S A BUSBOY!

[VolcanoJen]

172. That is just classic

So, he's a common man, Mr. Savage. He's Mr. Busboy, He's Mr. Lifeguard!

Savage the Populist!!!!!

Isn't that precious.

[Binka]

175. Plato, Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Moses, Jesus, and Frankenstein

:wtf: Jeebus just a bit of an EGO ya got there Mikey. When I listen to you I hear a big portion of Hitler and Mussolini and Jack Watson, the fucking garbage man who tried to rape me when I was 9. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

OMG Symbolman I hope you don't think this was directed at you! I am talking to Mikey Savage! I love you Good Mikey. :loveya:

[symbolman]

208. I got scared there for a minute

I thought you were comparing me to the Greats of Society :)

Yeah, that guy has Mussolini in his bones - I just see a sick, sad, mentally ill old man.. actually he has issues with his father if you listen and being Male in general.. we used to pay good money to go to the edge of town and look at the two headed babies in the Carnival as a kid, I think right wing talk radio is the equivalent of a freak show nowadays with lower expectations cos it's free :)

Not many people call me Mikey anymore, only my best friends, so you're welcome anytime Binka.. god, that kid just gets cuter and cuter..

From what you've told me and with that grin she seems to have been a dolphin in a former life, speed, beauty and a big smile :)

I always want to ask dolphins, "What in the hell is so funny? WHat do you know that I don't?" THey are like little godheads cruising the oceans.

Hope your son is rollin' and keeping safe and sound. I'm thinking about him now and then, Bush is toast he HAS to bring them home, keep thinking that, he killed NO and that's 10,000 souls screaming in his brain that he refuses to account for alone, and no amount of money will make them go away ..

[RaleighNCDUer]

179. That proves he is a liar, too.

Nobody (at least nobody who is sane) who ever worked as a busboy would dare treat restaurant workers that way - check out the upcoming "Waiting" at a theater near you. If you've seen the previews, you know what I'm saying.

As a side note, I spent upwards of 20 years in the business from busboy to short-order cook, from truck stops to 4-star resorts, and in that time I never resorted to such methods, or witnessed them used, but I heard of them within weeks of my first job. I have also known many in the business who I think are unstable enough to actually do that. I don't take chances.

[joefree1]

176. Wow, how many lost girlfriends to hippies on this thread?

I was pretty young then but I do remember with fondness how us working class heros were liberated by the hippie lifestyle. Even though we were poor we could still be cool enough to steal some preppie's girlfriend away. Just needed some flowers painted on our jeans and know a few tunes on an acoustic guitar.

Course my long gone big curly "fro" helped too.

My appologies if any of the unfotunate preppies was someone on this thead.

Peace,
Joe

[Zomby Woof]

182. You wish

I mock hippies, and I am neither a preppy (they are equally as loathesome), nor have I ever lost a girlfriend to either a hippie or a preppy - or anyone.

Nice projection of your situation on others though, but it fails as an analysis.

"Liberated", indeed. That is exactly the kind of grandiose shit that keeps me mocking hippies.

[joefree1]

198. who's projecting?

Grandiose indeed. Coming from South Sac we were lucky to afford our ten dollar bags of mellow herbs let alone be "grandiose." But we could still be cool and vibe on each other's mellow ways. We weren't condescending in any way. Just happy that we could afford the fashions of the day which were old jeans and flower shirts.

But if mocking hippies is your bag then have fun. I'd rather mock the mockers.

:smoke:

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" - William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

[Zomby Woof]

201. I just accused you of wishful thinking

"Mellow herbs"... that explans a lot. Most overrated drug ever. P.T. Barnum was right in ways he never dreamed of.

I mock all kinds... I love how these defensive replies have proven me right time and again.

Then again, I don't kill my brain cells with dumbshit pot.

I am not the one who protesteth too much. See the above replies to me for THAT.

I made one reply above and the hippies came crawling out of the bong for me.

[joefree1]

203. "hippies came crawling out of the bong for me?"

OK, I get it now. Peace dude.

[SlowDownFast]

202. Funny you should use the word "grandiose"...

'cause that seems to me the sum total essence of your posts...

i'm just making a general observation like you...:eyes:

[personman]

178. I bet if his dog had hands...

it would shoot itself :(

What say we start calling him Mikey the Savage Weiner?

-personman

[mermaid]

204. No, Probably Not

If the dog had hands, and was SMART...the dog would shoot SAVAGE!!

[Mutley]

192. The only RW radio host who bashes Bush

for being to far left! :crazy:

What a whack job.

[Joe Chi Minh]

195. Anyone know why the audio URL has disappeared in the

last 24 hours.

[Crazytree]

207. His bitchdogs have their own page on his website:

http://www.homestead.com/prosites-prs/teddyandtasha.html

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

210. Kick for Top 10!

This story has become the closing entry in this week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots. Congrats, VolcanoJen!

[StudentOfDarrow]

211. LOL. OMG, THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

:rofl: