I hereby Volunteer to Snort Whiskey & Drink Cocaine with the president

[mopaul]

maybe it would help him. maybe it would relax him, get him to be more natural, maybe keep him awake a bit longer at night. maybe if he and i got royally ripped, i could get through to him as a fellow boozer/junkie.

i'm willing to try it, if anyone's interested in air-dropping me into the oval office with a case of jack and an ounce of peruvian flake. as a patriot, i'm ready and willing and able, i just need a little backup.

who's got my back?

[Tesla]

1. I bet he turns reptilian after a few!!!!

[skylarmae]

2. here, here!

LOLOL Good morning DU

[punpirate]

3. Or, it could turn him into wired-up...

... freak desperately looking for the red button.

Gotta look at the up-side and the down-side in any operation. :)

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Jeez and waste the good stuff

on that asshole. Why don't you drop into my office instead. I promise we would have a much better time.

[mopaul]

5. but this is a national crisis

but i'll take you up on it, just the same

[katinmn]

6. LOL. It may be the only way!

nothing else has worked.
:hi:

[dbt]

7. Might as well go for the Bushmills, mo!

What that fucker needs is some GREAT whiskey, so he'll see what he's been missing all these years. A few hits on that Protestant Likker from County Antrim and he'll be back on the juice for life!

Remember New Orleans

[CascadeTide]

10. I switched to Jameson after I learned Brown Forman gave mostly to GOP

I used to drink Bushmills but I never will again by choice.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Ahh but fortunately...he has the key ...to escape reality;

And you may see him tonight...with his illegal smile;

(A drunken AWOL chimp is in charge of the "Free World?" Our pResident, seems stoned to the bone 24/7! Who the Hell wouldn't get stoned and drunk to escape Bush's bloody, self-serving, reality?)

Sooo...Rollllllllllll...another one;

Just like the other one;

Shrub's been hangin' on to it;

Cause he sure as hell...don't give a $#*t;

Don't Bogart that joint...ya chimp;

Pass it over to Rush;

Bush gets drunk and America :puke:

edit..."They can all bite my middlelegacy," he exclaims proudly and drunkenly.

[ladylibertee]

9. I would , but like I don't wanna get shot out of the air by Stealth B2's

[abluelady]

11. You're a Better Person than I

I wouldn't waste my time. Oh MY God, am I a Republican????

[Fridays Child]

12. It's hard work.

But I think you can do it.

[madokie]

13. You Tough, the first thing I'd have to do is punk him

[King Coal]

14. I'd be happy to lead a search party.

[mopaul]

15. snort snort swaller swaller

[OnionPatch]

16. Thanks but no thanks

I'm more into the herbals myself. :smoke: