What will "w" do when he completley snaps?

[Fight_n_back]

Challenge Helen Thomas to a fight?

Invade Cuba ?(for the Rum)

Pull his dick out at a photo op?

Make drunken calls to Fox guys? (You love me don't you? YOUR LIKE ALL THE RESHT!)

Break into uncontroallable sobs at a press conference?


Its ALL ABOUT CHARACTER!

[YOY]

1. I'd like to see a Jimmy Swaggart "apology"

Ahm sooooo sahrry!!! Fergive meh Jebus!!!

[villager]

2. I vote for 3 or 5.

And anymore, I doubt I'm joking.

[donheld]

96. 3 and 5

He'll be sobbing, :cry: look it's so very tiny :cry: so very very tiny :cry: And Helen Thomas will say, "Mr President, I think there's a bug hanging from your pants."

[DURHAM D]

3. Blame his Mama. eom

[mwb970]

6. Well, it IS partly her fault. (n/t)

[ET Awful]

4. Run for Pres. . . . oh wait, he did that already. n/t

[Tace]

5. We'll See One Of Those "Speaking In Tongues" Episodes...

we've heard about. He supposedly gets a blank stare and starts speaking in Ferengi or something.

[CrispyQ]

89. Ferengi!!

They are motivated by profit only, after all!

:rofl:

[Vanje]

109. Yes. He'll speak in Tongues

...and the media will turn off the cameras and not mention it al all.
...for a day or two ...until noise of the event echoing off of a few thousand Blogging CSPAN watchers becomes deafening.

[dhinojosa]

7. Mention Condi in a sexual context.

as he collapses on the floor.

[KittyWampus]

28. Gotta Nominate This Thread For Your Answer Alone

:D

[shadowknows69]

8. I'll be pessimistic and say

Nuke Iran or North Korea

[Arugula Latte]

9. Sometimes Chimps fling feces

I'm just sayin' ...

[dhinojosa]

45. David Gregory better bring an umbrella.

LMAO!

[benburch]

10. He will nuke Iran and North Korea when he snaps. nt

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Who was the Captain that went crazy

that Humphrey Bogart played? That's what I would like.

[karlrschneider]

21. Cap'n Queeg, of the Caine

...
Old Yellow Stain

[hwmnbn]

22. Captain Queeg....

of the HMS Caine. All he needs is those metal marbles, he already has those shifty paranoid eyes.


on edit to get on the correct boat. er..ship.

[Fight_n_back]

27. The men didn't like me

and I didn't like the men.


The strawberries...

[BiggJawn]

29. "I know what you're doing! you're trying to take my Ship from me!"

"Karl?... Unka Dick?....Condi?....Anybody?...What do I do NOW????"

[dbt]

12. He will lose the ability to maintain his human shape and be

revealed as a Reptile. We can only hope it happens on live TV.

Remember New Orleans

[mattclearing]

24. That won't matter a bit.

Rush: "Well, I'm told that spontaneous metamorphoses into a reptile is completely normal, if a bit rare."

Hannity: "That's the president, showing off some scaly determination."

Michelle Malkin: "I hope the First Lady will forgive me, but President Bush can slither near me any day."

[SomewhereOutThere424]

26. LOL

Hannity: "That's the president, showing off some scaly determination."

It's amazing, they'd probably make a comment just like that too. Thanks though, I needed a good laugh.

[CantGetFooledAgain]

32. Hilarious. Very "Tom Tomorrow-esque"

Thanks for the laugh.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Throw down a 5th of Jack at a photo op and French Kiss Ralph Reed.

:D

[Fight_n_back]

16. Poor Ralph Reed

He is going down (no pun intended) for French Kissing Jack Abramoff and now you openly discuss him having to accept the drunken advances of the thighmaster?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Ralph will kiss anything with a dollar bill tied to it

If the rumors are true...

[hwmnbn]

30. If that were pay-per-view....

I'd still watch!

[tgnyc]

14. Deliver a Shakesperean soliloquy in perfect Old English

[KittyWampus]

31. God, I LOVE This Thread!

:yourock:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Grab the 'football' from the 'bagman'

and then wonder why no nukes are going off, until Rove explains to him that the "bagman" was an NFL rep there for a photo op and the "football" was actually a football, and he was fingering the laces.

[shadowknows69]

33. Hilarious

in a really scary, not far from the truth, kind of way.

[haydukelives]

44. lol

I like this tread too

[charlie]

17. The usual

Spray blame like a tomcat.

[jimshoes]

My guess is

he'll do the verbal version of that finger gesture he likes to do so much. And add a few more anatomical references for good measure.

[Kurovski]

19. He'll announce that he and Jeff Gannon are opening

a Bed And Breakfast together in Provincetown.

They'll sell Army Surplus on-line. "Militaryduds.com".

[Lars39]

20. I vote "punch somebody".

I think he came close in this pic:

[Kurovski]

79. Your arms too short to box with God, George.

[MisterP]

106. Chimp furious, Piglet Jeb sways mincingly

WTH?!!!

[SomewhereOutThere424]

23. I'd personally like to see him put his finger over his mouth

and make a 'bdbdbd' noise like in the cartoons. It would be a comedic entrance into the end of the united states as we know it...

[LiberalEsto]

25. Fetal position

Thumb in mounth

[flakey_foont]

34. Yak all over a foreign leader at a state dinner

just like his daddy did

[Gidney N Cloyd]

35. "C'MON, 'MURICA!! RIGHT NOW! MANO A MANO!!!!"

[Fight_n_back]

36. I forgot one

use the State of the Union to declare himslef a God

or possibly show up at a stat dinner in his PJs

[KittyWampus]

38. i don't even think Jr. holds state dinners. that's one reason the elite

are probably ready to ditch him.

[tgnyc]

39. on national TV, announce that Laura is weak in the sack, he's running

off with Condi.

[Fight_n_back]

42. or running of with

Jeff Gannon

[StudentOfDarrow]

37. I vote for "break into uncontrolable sobs." n/t

[longship]

40. Those are *not* the kind of things I'm worrying about.

Do the words nuclear football mean anything to anybody here? It's that Marine officer with a briefcase chained to his wrist and who follows him everywhere that worries me. I know that he cannot go to war with the football by himself, but I very much worry that the rest of these people may also be totally insane as well. I want my President to be very, very sober when he accesses the football.

[Fight_n_back]

41. Hey, thats not funny

thanx Debby Downer

[leftofthedial]

43. quivering gelatinous puddle

sucking its thumb and whimpering "Mommy."

[skooooo]

46. I'd like to see him snort up on national TV....

Can't you see it? Pours out a white line on his podium, rolls up a hundred dollar bill, and SNIFF!

[Fight_n_back]

48. Snorts it off of Condi?

Hard to believe its not on Drudge....:wink:

[dhinojosa]

54. Totally like the guy did in Robocop to those models.

:rofl:

[skooooo]

58. uhmm...what part of her anatomy?

[Fight_n_back]

60. If you have to ask

then you aren't allowed to play

[dhinojosa]

Go check out Robocop! :)

I bet you'll buy that for a dollar!

[dhinojosa]

49. and lifts his head up saying: goddamn, GODdamn, GODDAMN!

[skooooo]

52. LMAO

[QuettaKid]

115. funniest.response.EVER.

this thread is KILLING ME!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Name removed]

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[Fight_n_back]

50. Prove it

nice guys don't laugh when they execute women.

The only good thing thats happened from his being president is that Laura Bush isn't behind the wheel of a car anymore.

[alittlelark]

51. No he's not an idiot... he's a drunken asshole w/o logical thought

processes.

[skooooo]

53. WELCOME TO DU!

Enjoy your stay!

[rateyes]

61. You should add the word "brief" to your post...

Enjoy your brief stay! ;-)

[dhinojosa]

64. Sometimes I wish they are allowed to stay....

I love eating freepers for breakfast.

[rateyes]

71. Do you like them "smooth and creamy,"

or "thick and chuncky." Or, fried to a deep golden brown?

on edit: I like eating them for breakfast, too, with a little tabasco sauce.

[dhinojosa]

73. After I beat them down they usually are "yellow and runny"

ZING!

[rateyes]

74. They start out yellow....

and end up yellow and runny. ROFL.

[dhinojosa]

75. Hahah. fantastic..., this is the best thread ever

[rateyes]

77. Too bad he was tombstoned so quickly,

I could have used a few more laughs.

[Name removed]

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[jhain]

55. maybe he'll ride his bike to your house

and you can hop up on the handle bars

[Kurovski]

80. LOL..

Still, LOL.

Edit: He can ride on George's banana seat.

[cynatnite]

56. bush is nice...like the ants under my house are nice

buh bye :freak:

[dhinojosa]

59. Hey freeper....I did a search on Illinoisman and

you seem to love Bush a lot!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4842901
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=4854199

[Fight_n_back]

62. He's being satirical

no one seriuously holds those opinions

[dhinojosa]

63. No, he isn't. He has like 6 posts here on DU and all them

involve loving and protecting Bush. Click on the links

[skooooo]

65. he's a freeper

for sure

[dhinojosa]

67. He's touching a Bush poster inappropriately even as we speak...

Turn away! ;)

[nonconformist]

LMAO!

I now have Pepsi on my monitor!

[Fight_n_back]

68. I was being satirical

in calling him satirical...cuz Im funny thats why

[dhinojosa]

70. Hehe. Damn, Sorry...

I should've caught that.. ;)

[rateyes]

72. Me too! My bad for not catching the sarcasm. eom

[rateyes]

66. No SANE person holds those opinions...

on another thread, illinois man just called Al Gore stupid! He's just bouncing from post to post...one here, one there...signed up today.

[txindy]

57. My best guess would have to be...

or

Junior's not that far off from either, honestly.

[Algorem]

69. go mano-nuclear bombo on his dad?

[dhinojosa]

76. Dress up in red boxers and a cape and sing "fever"

Sorry I had another visionquest.

[FSogol]

78. Choke to death on a pretzel? nt

[BigBearJohn]

81. I'd love to hear Condi filed sexual harrassment charges against him

[PopSixSquish]

82. Smile and Giggle Uncontrollably at Inappropriate Times

um....er...wait a second...

[skids]

83. Do some "brush clearin'" on a cherry tree, then lie about it. n/t

[jhain]

84. collect all the yellow ribbons and

crochet them into a yellow jersey and wearing ONLY the yellow jersey ride a yellow mountain bike down the steps of the Capitol, swinging a chain saw upside down and backwards-Watch the little twig between your bare nekkid legs, Bushie-while humming the Rocky Theme song?

[DancingBear]

85. Pee n/t

[KittyWampus]

88. short answer, but probably correct

:)

[SunDrop23]

86. Him snapping is not a laughing matter, we know....

he is crazy as hell to begin with.

When he snaps he may do something like order a hit on North Korea.

I think he is just that demented.

[MisterP]

108. sure it is! (in a Dr. Strangelove way)

[mandyky]

90. I hope whoever has the football gets far away

if GDub has a meltdown!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

91. He'll sing

Yodela HA HA

[OxQQme]

92. He'll say

th..th..th..that's all folks.
The lights will come on. Credits rolling.
We sit dumbfounded.
Amazed at how real it was.
Let's go have a beer.

[oxbow]

93. Wear a cape to his next speech.

Good evening my fellow Americans...

[AgadorSparticus]

94. breaks into incomprehensible spanish during a press conference?

[dhinojosa]

97. Oye, give unga beano buwito, and pucha somma salse on it.

Damn strait.

[AgadorSparticus]

107. omg, ROFLMAO!! you made tea go up my nose. damn you. lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Backlash Cometh]

95. Pick up his balls and go home.

hopefully.

[ObaMania]

98. I'm thinking more of the Martin Sheen "pResident " character in ..

.. the original Dead Zone movie.

[Parrcrow]

99. Have a conversation with a tree ...

in the mistaken belief that it is the Spanish Ambassador.

[dhinojosa]

100. LMAO!!!

[Parrcrow]

101. from Crazy George to Crazy George 229 years

inbreeding can take along time to show.

[Seansky]

102. Declare war to the USA? oh, no wait, intelligent design, hmm, declare war

to dynosours...

[despairing optimist]

103. Put lipstick all over his face and chant REDRUM REDRUM!

It's time to draft Jack Nicholson for president. He has the experience in this kind of situation.

[dhinojosa]

111. The pressroom floods with blood as the white house press corp runs out

screaming in fear...

[dhinojosa]

112. only to be block by two twin girls...

btw

[MN ChimpH8R]

104. He will start babbling incoherently, like Porky Pig on speed

and be quietly led away to the rubber truck and the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels, in that order. He will never be seen in public again.

[MadisonProgressive]

105. Penis Pump!!

[Maraya1969]

110. His handlers won't be able to stop him from getting at the microphone

while he is shit faced drunk. Then everyone will know except the Fundies who will think he is filled with the spirit.

[ForrestGump]

113. Scream "I'm dumb/drunk as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!"

"Now, watch this dive..."

[BamaBecky]

114. Blow us all to hell........n/t

[QuettaKid]

119. tears in my eyes....

I haven't read anything this funny in a long, long time. whew! thanks you guys!!:toast: :toast: :toast:

[ikri]

116. Not sure, but

Somehow I can see him starting an argument with the person feeding him his next line via his radio feed then challenging a reporter to a fight and needing to be escorted off stage.

[mtnester]

117. V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N n/t

[frankly_fedup2]

118. Wet his Underoos!. (nt)

[pointblank]

120. Unforutnately

I have toi agree with the pessimists and go with the nuklur option

:nuke:

[tgnyc]

121. Bust out the remix of the Kanye West song,

"George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People" and start rapping:

I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger
But I ain't lookin' for no broke niggas

With Cheney doing the human beatbox and Condi and Laura doing the backup dancing

[buddysmellgood]

122. There is another snap still holding?

[justacitizen]

123. He will melt down

when they find stains on Condi's dress.

[buddysmellgood]

125. EEEywwwww. Thanks for putting that in my head. Welcome to DU

[Lochloosa]

124. Call for the football

and push the little red button...
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

126. It will probably be an Oedipal psycho sexual drama involving military garb

He will appear in uniform raving something like, "See daddy, I did go to Vietnam, I'm a big man like you, I charged up San Juan Hill, I have a charge to keep, blah blah blah..."

Then he will rip open the uniform, revealing that he stole John Kerry's medals and pinned them directly to his chest and also that he wears lacy underthings, and then Jeff Gannon will lead him away.

[Mutley]

127. Two words...

Shooting Spree

[tomg]

128. When he completely snaps,

it is going to be at a press conference, he is going to get one of those quizzical, cocked looks on his face like the dog in the old RCA Victor's "his master's voice" and then he is going to say "Holy Shit. I'm the fucking president. When did that happen? I just thought it was one of those things like the snakes crawling around the room."

[DarkTirade]

129. I'd think more along the lines of

drunken calls to a certain ex 'White House Reporter'...