Caption this photo of Pat Robertson 'praying'

[ck4829]

"Oh, Evil One, GIVE ME POWER!!!!!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Looks more like a bad case of constipation to me...

[ck4829]

3. That's his prayer look. LOL.

I've seen him do it in other situations too.

[PatrioticLeftie]

19. That's just what

I was thinking. Only reinforces my belief that ole Patty is the polar opposite of religious.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

21. Come on Metamucil

work your magic!

[valerief]

2. Looks more like that judge

with the penis pump in court.

[Submariner]

4. He's doing "grunties" in his pants

:rofl:

[Sugarcoated]

5. Looks like

he's paddling a woody

[Bucky]

6. He's been aiming his hurricanes pretty badly lately.

[porphyrian]

7. "I'm a psychotic fucking piece of shit traitor!" - n/t

[MN ChimpH8R]

8. This sums it up

:hurts: :hurts: :hurts:

[enid602]

9. Pat

Looks like he's squeezing a loaf.

[Dr Fate]

10. "Dear Lord, let this evil, Liberal tape-worm pass today."

n/t

[niceypoo]

11. "Hope he wore his depends"

[BringEmOn]

12. "Hey, Charles (Taylor), what do I have to do for mining rights? Oooooooh!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!

[shockingelk]

13. Matthew 6:5-6

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

[sakabatou]

14. Once again, God kicks Robertson in the nuts

[cynatnite]

23. Perfect! n/t

[Straight Shooter]

15. I've seen men who look like that when they're ...

Oh, never mind ;)

[expatriate]

16. No words, only a sound effect.

The sound of a long, drawn out, very high pitched fart, squeezed through a chronically contracted sphincter.

[applegrove]

17. "God - please - just one more scapegoat - I swear that will be it!"

[Tower]

18. God has crap reception. You really have to concentrate if you wanna get

your message through.

[Ikonoklast]

20. I am not particularly religious, but....

if that is the "Prayer Look", I make that same face after a six pack and three bowls of chili.

I pray that I can get to the can before the geyser erupts.

What is it with fundie nutjob hypocrite Jeebus asshats and the squinting thing, anyway? It seems to me that they all do it. Is there some significance to the faces that they make? Or do they just copy what they see the other successful religious conmen do on tv?

They all make carny sideshow workers look like the modicum of sincerity.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. "Hallelujah, I'm being raptured right up my anus"

His tight-assed constipatory anal retentiveness finally crescendoed into a glorious shuddering convulsion whereby his anus swallowed up his entire body, legs, hips, torso, arms, and head. Right after this moment captured on film for posterity, Pat Robertson's entire body disappeared from this earth into a mathematical dimensionless point, right down his anus in a brief "plunck" sound.

[unkachuck]

24. forgive me Lord....

....I ate those White Castles....

[Scoots]

25. Dear Pat, this is Jesus.....

Dear Pat, this is Jesus. Guess what? I'm black AND Jewish!!

[ForrestGump]

26. "Now, squeal like a pig, boy! Squeal like a pig!"

"And you, Jerry Falwell...you got a purty mouth"

[meow2u3]

27. I gotta get it out NOW!!

Benefiber, kick in immediately--or else!

[BigOlBritches]

28. Looks as he was kicked in his non-existant junk.

ouch.

[leftofthedial]

29. Oh Gawd! I beseech you!

Help me to unleash thy holy missile of shit from my bowels that these thy gullible servants can polish it and call it Milk Duds.

Amen!

[Dees]

30. "I'm either going to shit or go blind"