Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• One nation under hodgepodge, with indifference and intolerance for all!

• Karl Rove is a perfect choice to head up the federal rebuilding of New Orleans. He's been managing a disaster for five years.

• I would rather see the CEOs and other corporate crooks lose their financial wealth to the ones they cheated than be sent to day-camp prisons. They will still be rich when they get out.

• The only difference between the two parties when it comes to wasteful spending is whom they waste it on.

• The hilariously underqualified director of FEMA resigns in disgrace and a hilariously responsibility-averse president actually accepts the blame for one of his screw-ups. But our reader still asserts that Democrats and the liberal media are at fault.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12...

[WePurrsevere]

1. Those are really GREAT but following the link there's sadly there's one...

Kool-Aid drinker spewing the RW B*SPIN ():

• The real looters of Katrina are the left-wing Bush haters, MoveOn.Org, victimization pimps and Louisiana Democratic politicians who are picking the bones of disaster for self-aggrandizement.

It's too bad the Tallahasse Democrat thought of that slanderous RW talking point as a fit to print "Zing" or is the only requirement to be printed is that be a "zing" even if a BS one?

(edited to fix link)