HEY BIANCA, IF YOUR THERE...

[emald]

Would you please ask the punk in chief, his lightheadedness, just exactly how is it that building permanent bases in Iraq dovetails with the stated desire to drawdown and leave?
Permanent bases deserve to be questioned. Isn't there some Bianca out there who can ask this?

[jalynn]

1. Bianca

I did a google search on "who is Bianca" and the 1st result was the Whitehouse website

:wtf:

[NYCGirl]

2. Bianca is Bianca Davie of Bloomberg News...

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/pool-reports/wh-pool-report-biancas-identity-revealed-127060.php

And she's still missing!

Where, oh where, is Bianca? President Bush treated White House reporters to a decidedly goofy moment yesterday, when he kept demanding the whereabouts of the junior Bloomberg News correspondent during a mini-press conference at the Pentagon. "Bianca?" Bush inquired, looking down at a list of White House press poolers (notably Bloomberg reporter Bianca Davie). "Nobody named Bianca? Well, sorry Bianca's not here. I'll be glad to answer her question." While Vice President Cheney and other high officials smiled supportively, Bush explained: "Just trying to spread around the joy of asking a question." More official smiles. The President wouldn't give up. "Are you Bianca?" he asked another young woman. "No, I'm not," the woman answered. "Anita - Fox News." Bush responded with determination: "Okay. I was looking for Bianca. I'm sorry." Yesterday, I, too, had trouble locating Bianca, who didn't return my phone call by deadline.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/349004p-297768c.html

[moobu2]

3. Bianca said she never met the bastard

NEW YORK (AP) Rock diva and human rights activist Bianca Jagger reacted with puzzlement and disbelief Thursday night when told that the President of the United States was looking for her in Washington.
"I've never even met the bastard," said the 60-year old ex-wife of Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger. "Unless it was during my blackout period . . . or his blackout period. Was he ever involved with David Bowie?"

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"Human rights? Are you out of your mind? The man has been a absolute disaster for human rights. The only question I want to ask him is when will he do the right thing and hand himself in to the International Criminal Court . . . Are you sure he was never involved with David Bowie?"

Mr. Bowie was not available for comment.

Meanwhile, in Washington, White House spokesman Scott McClellan insisted the president and Ms. Jagger were "old friends," who had often "shared a few lines" in the back room at Studio 54, the famous '70s New York disco club.

"The president distinctly recalls Bianca telling him she'd show tonight," McClellan explained. "Now that he's back on the sauce, he wants to hook up with that old crowd he ran with back in the day. Just for a few laughs and, you know, so he can lick some cocaine off Bianca's boobies."

billmon.org