With the storm hitting TX & LA why is the President in Colorado?

[Botany]

Answer ..... BECAUSE ALASKA DID NOT WANT HIM. Neither did Wyoming,
Montana, Idaho, and so on :rofl:

The further he is away from the real work the better.

[MADem]

1. Great golf course at the base in COLO SPRINGS

Plus, he can show his ass to a thousand or more uniformed personnel, forced to cheer for him or forfeit their weekend liberty....

[Eurobabe]

2. must be a great BAR(s) there

[daninthemoon]

3. Because NBC news explaine to him that he would only get in the way,

and even chertoff had to tell him it was true. Also, he seems to be going underground before this weekends peace protests.

[rurallib]

4. Because Canada wouldn't let him in?

[Reciprocity]

5. Because he needs an excuse no to be at the WH b/c of the protest.

[jobycom]

6. He doesn't know, he was just there when the booze wore off this morning.

[Be Brave]

7. He is scared of the storm, so he is hiding in a bunker in Colorado. n/t

[Beam Me Up]

8. Because he knows they're going to nuke DC tomorrow.

Get rid of a lot of protestors, get rid of all the relics of the old Republic -- WH, Congresss, etc. -- and give them the excuse to use nukes in the ME. Draft soon to follow along with a clamp-down on dissent.

[FM Arouet666]

9. He forgot his "My Pet Goat" book

and is now sitting in Colorado safely away from danger, reading the good book. Will someone please tuck Georgy into bed and read him another page about the goat.

:evilgrin:

[Botany]

12. that is not fair ....

he has finished that book and now has a "big boy" coloring
book ..... he was inside the lines for his "Airplane Picture."

The generals gave him a medal and sent him off to watch
t.v..

[whistle]

10. The best cocaine in the country is available in Colorado

[txindy]

11. Mostly because he's afraid of Cindy and the protestors

But also because even he's been told that the evacuation in preparation for Rita has been so incredibly incompetent as to be criminal and he wants no part of standing for a photo-op in TX with those responsible: Gov. MoFo and his Merry Band of Do-Nothings. The images of Junior yucking it up with Gov. HairGel on a split-screen while images of the traffic disaster running from Houston to Dallas and beyond are also shown are not exactly what KKKarl had in mind when he set up this photo-op.

[Ilsa]

13. I'm glad he isn't here. First thing he's done right in five years.

And it took a white house press corps membr to remind him that the peopl'es safety come before his damn photo op.

[nevergiveup]

14. Chimpy is in Colorado and

Rove is at a fund-raiser in North Dakota and Rice is no doubt shopping for a new purse. Where's Cheney?

[Botany]

16. He is undergoing sugery in the AM

an aneurysm behind his knee ......

I wonder if I could help? I mean I could clean the instruments
before the operation ..... I just want to help :rofl:

[Broadslidin]

17. President Cheney is Scheduled For Knee Surgery on Saturday.

And :beer: has been given the keys to one of dick's mansions
(Which includes a well stocked Irish pub)
over the weekend.

[gordianot]

15. That is the question.

Is he in his mountain bunker getting ready for martial law?

[Pepper32]

18. Because he couldn't get through the traffic.

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

19. Because Dobson's folks all bought out the National Enquirer copies.

Of course they didn't read them - they burned them, along with a SpongeBob beanie baby.

[Mend]

20. He's not really in Colorado, he's at CENTRAL COMMAND

because he is COMMANDING, a COMMANDER, has COMMANDED. The rove-word is supposed to stick on his lizard skin. And he went there in his giant COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF fucking airplane.

[Robertwf]

21. Because he needed to get high?

[democracyindanger]

22. Google "granite shadow"

or read this Washington Post story

http://blogs.washingtonpost.com/earlywarning/2005/09/today_in_dc_com.html

or read this dKos diary

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/9/23/102830/522

And keep in mind where Granite Shadow is being run from, and what's happening in DC this weekend.

Your tax dollars at work.

[DLnyc]

23. KKKarl asked NORCOM to keep him under lock and key for a couple days.

KKKarl doesn't want him saying anything stupid for a couple of days.

[2Design]

24. didn't want to be near anti-war in DC and can't go to his

vacation place right away

[Leeny]

25. Had to laugh

Seems he keeps moving around. Can't be in DC 'cuz Cindy's there. Can't go to Texas. He's a chickenshit either way. Just flyin' around the country waiting for all the shit to blow over.

[opihimoimoi]

26. Loose Cannon, Loose Puppet, Loose Brain.....ALERT...Do Not Let Out

Keep Confined, Do NOT LET HIM ALONE WITH NEWSCASTERS WHO ASK LEVEL 2 AND 3 Questions.....DO NOT REMOVE BALL FROM MOUTH......

[gordianot]

27. Wonder if the Betty Ford clinic runs a special Colorado retreat?

Time to put the dry back in the drunk.

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Scoping out Joel Osteen and the New Life Church.

Supposed to be the country's largest megachurch.

http://www.newlifecchurch.org

[Berry Cool]

29. I have a question about Cheney's surgery.

During the time he is unconscious and incapable of running the country...will Bush be president?

[donheld]

30. IMHO neither did Colorado want him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he wouldn't be in the way if he spent a few years in Antarctica.

[zulchzulu]

31. Chimpy wants to wack off to the military video monitors on the poor

Maybe they have some recon on the March too that he can wanker off on as well. I wouldn't be surprised.

[illuminaughty]

32. Rehab in an underground bunker