Ok, NOW I've heard it all!

[nonconformist]

Really folks, this takes the cake.

Snip of an email I just got from my cousin:

Also, I got in a little argument with ------- today, over Bush and Iraq. ------ claims that Bush hasn't done anything wrong, he was actually set up. Said that Bill and Hillary Clinton are in cahoots with Saddam and helped him to hide the WMD's and are also helping to hide Bin Laden. Said they're doing this just to make Bush look bad, that everything that looks bad on Bush can be tied to a plot by the Clintons so that Hillary will win the presidency. -------- said he felt so sorry for Bush and that none of this was his doing....he was just a victim in this.

I laughed, I cried... I feared the Clenis.


edited to add: I thought that my post was very clear, but to clarify - my cousin was arguing with the Bushbot. My cousin is a yellow dog dem all the way.

[madame defarge]

1. Time to get a new cousin... n/t

[nonconformist]

2. Uh, my cousin was reporting the argument she had with someone else. nt

[madame defarge]

24. Ooops...sorry!

It was really late in a very long day; my eyes skipped words...

And apologies to your cousin too.
:blush:

[New Earth]

7. lol

:rofl:

[Straight Shooter]

3. Drowning men clutch at straws.

It's an old saying, and it is especially true now. The bushies are reduced to clutching at straws as they try in vain to save the image of their sinking "leader."

I must admit, they have a helluva paranoid imagination. Maybe the kool-aid is spiked with psychotropics.

[movonne]

4. It sounds like your cousin is mentally challenged...this is not to be mean

but it does sound that way...

[nonconformist]

5. *sigh*

Please read the post. My cousin was ARGUING with someone else.

I don't have a single family member that doesn't deplore Bush.

[joanne]

8. Scary to think there actually are people like that

if the Chimp was found at a murder scene with the weapon in his bloody hands they would blame Clinton.

[Ilsa]

29. "I don't have a single family member that doesn't deplore Bush."

Gawdalmighty you are a lucky one! At least my Auntie and Uncle in the Tx panhandle have stopped sending me "Bush Saves" emails.

[nonconformist]

32. Ew.

Yes, I am mighty lucky in that regard. :)

[buff2]

6. How do they explain Poppy bu$h hanging around Clinton?

I'll bet that really makes them furious now that Clinton is the bushes "other son" LOL.

[FreedomAngel82]

9. Oh good grief!!!!

I get so tired of it all!!! AH! I knew they would find some ridiculous way to blame Clinton! OY!

[nonconformist]

10. I think it's hilarious!

It really shows just how desperate they've become. They can't deny his massive string of fuck-ups anymore, so now they've been reduced to fanciful conspiracy theories to explain them away.

[dooner]

11. wow, that is quite a conspiracy theory...

that person needs to replace their tinfoil!

[TahitiNut]

12. In which mental hospital is your cousin on staff?

:eyes: It's good that you repsect the medical privacy of the patient.

[nonconformist]

14. LOL! nt

[jobycom]

13. Eh. I've heard crazier.

I've even heard crazier on DU. But not very often.

Some people are so far gone you just have to laugh at them.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. Right. Sounds just like a MIHOP 9-11 uberconspiracy theory.

[jobycom]

16. Roughly my thoughts.

[Qibing Zero]

21. Yikes, I wouldn't give it that much weight.

The 9/11 thing is pretty far out there on some points, but this story is just pure insanity mixed with a few gallons of denial.

[Child_Of_Isis]

17. Republicans

and their victim mentality kills me.:rofl:

[SomewhereOutThere424]

18. Wow...

And once something happens to hillary and bill and saddam and osama, he'll start blaming it on aliens abducting people I bet. A desperate man's imagination is far more dedicated than a cynic's reality I suppose.

[Wapsie B]

19. I knew it!

It was the Clenis all the time! :rofl:

[darkenedhalo]

20. wellllll

These are probably the same people who think that if they send this particular email to everyone in their contacts list bill gates himself will send them $5000 (another urban legend).

[Warren DeMontague]

23. I'm still waiting for that check!

:freak:

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Tell your cousin's friend that meth eats holes in the human brain.

They should find a 12 step program, fast.

[cassiepriam]

25. This is good news. The Buskies are getting crazier and more delusional.

A sign that they are really cracking up.

[spanone]

26. I feel sorry for your cousin. He's brain dead. Pull the plug.

[nonconformist]

27. cripes, that was not my cousin.

please read.

[LuCifer]

28. And they have the nerve to call US "conspiracy theorists"!!!!!

Wowwy, even Art Bell wouldn't have that crap on his show! Seeesh!

Lu

[Blue Diadem]

30. Gosh..who knew

the Clintons had such connections..

I bet the slow response to Hurricane Katrina was Clinton's fault too..

:sarcasm:

[nonconformist]

31. Apparently so!

Everything that has went wrong for Bush has apparently been the brainchild of a sinister and conniving Clenis.

Fear it!

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. I love the smell of desperation coming from the repugs.

:evilgrin:

[Crunchy Frog]

34. That is absolutely hysterical.

Thank you for the comic relief.

[Lexingtonian]

35. Reality looks like a conspiracy

to those whose belief system has failed.

[ignatius 2]

36. Oh for God's sakes, you must call the insane asylum immediately,

these people are a danger to society.