Favorite Bush DU Nickname

[SammyBlue]

Poll question: Favorite Bush DU Nickname

I love DU. . .what is your favorite Bush Nickname?

[MichiganVote]

1. You forgot asshole

[SammyBlue]

2. That falls under the George Carlin response, dude!

George Carlin one includes, but not limited to:

Asshole, douchebag, scumsucker, mother fucker, asswipe, shitstain, trouser stain, fuckwad, dicksmack, etc.

Don't want to say more and get in more trouble.

[Mist]

3. And "Dimson"! My favorite after * n/t

[phylny]

26. Dimson's MY favorite! n/t

[BlueJac]

4. I agree, best name

[peace frog]

5. Commander Codpiece

Or "How to stuff a wild flight suit"... :evilgrin:

[xultar]

6. DimSon

[longship]

7. CuckooBananas

Homage to Homer Simpson.

[mcscajun]

8. One coined earlier this year by another DUer...

...and photoshopped by me that same day.

Spongehead Dumbass!!!

[hwmnbn]

9. the Chimp-in-Chief......

[musette_sf]

10. Commander Cuckoobananas

was a fave for awhile for me....

http://sensiblyeclectic.com/b2evolution/blogs/index.php/mainsite/2005/05/16/commander_cuckoobananas_video_clip

[musette_sf]

11. Oh, yeah, and I had a good one the other day,

Preznit Numbnuts.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. God's Little Chosen Prince, Supreme Dark Overlord Bunnypants

:evilgrin:

[Snotcicles]

13. Geogre W Binge n/t

[youthere]

14. the pretzeldent...love that one.

[djeseru]

15. A DU'er had "Fuckstick McAWOL" out in the Lounge,

so I'm borrowing it in place of Chimpy McCokespoon until I find another that makes me laugh.

[dretceterini]

16. I'd call him jagoff

but he is dickless

[chatterboy]

17. Fucktard

The Snarling Marmot sez so:

http://snarlingmarmot.typepad.com/home_of_the_snarling_marm/2005/09/shut_up_george.html

And no, I'm not the Marmot. Just the Chatterboy:

http://chatterbyrondavis.blogspot.com

[OneGrassRoot]

62. I like fucktard.....or dickwad n/t

[PatrioticLeftie]

18. You left out Commander Cuckoo Bananas n/t

[chookie]

19. His Chimperial Majesty

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. The Emperor C-Plus Augustus & President Lepetomane. n/t

[newswolf56]

21. der Bushler -- a combination of Fuhrer, Bush, hustler and...

whatever other negative "er" words you want to add into the mix, all suggested by the Korn Kobblers' song c. 1943:

(Note: the triple exclamation points in the verses below depict loud, explosive farts, difficult to convey in conventional language or symbolism.)

Ven der Fuhrer say
ve are der Master Race,
ve go "Heil (!!!) Heil (!!!)"
in der Fuhrer's face.

Ven der Goebbels say
dey shall not bomb this place
ve go "Heil (!!!) Heil (!!!)"
in der Goebbels' face.

I discovered one reasonably beery night in a local saloon about nine months ago that "der Bushler" and other Administration officials -- "der Rumsfeld, der Norquist," etc., fit the tune and its meter very nicely, the result of which was a geezer sing-in: quite astonishing to the younger folk, who of course had never heard the song in its original form, much less witnessed the associated body-language -- especially giving the "Zieg Heil" salute while bending over as if to pass gas and mimicking the sounds of seam-splitting flatulence.

[npincus]

22. Less-than-Hero

[Ksec]

23. I like "Butcher of Baghdad" or "Butcher monkey"

[Ksec]

24. "Coward of Crawford" was a good one too.

[liberal N proud]

25. bu$h - Never capitalize and the $ for the s signifies his allegiance to the

corporate weasels.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

27. junior. He has made the comment that he hates being called

junior. So junior it is!!

[Sydnie]

28. blivet**

Yep, I think that does it.

[wndycty]

29. Do you remember "Whistle Ass?"

:kick:

[fiveleafclover]

31. I always liked that one

I still use it from time to time.

[King_Crimson]

30. "Numbnuts"...

'nuf said! :headbang:

[stepnw1f]

32. AWOL (nt)

[OhioChick]

33. Doofus or asshat. n/t

[MadisonProgressive]

34. other

I'm kinda partial to Smegma McDickwad (jr.).

[blonndee]

35. Little Lord Pissypants...

thank you, whichever DUer made that one up!

[Kahuna]

36. "The Chimperor" and "Beelzebush."

nt

[WoodrowFan]

37. Shrub (nt)

[kweerwolf]

38. S.C.O.W.H.

(Sobriety-Challenged Occupant of the White House)

[EstimatedProphet]

39. Brainstorm in a teacup

[Nikki Stone 1]

40. JUNIOR

Cause someone here said he HATES that. :)

[txindy]

61. That gets my vote, too.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

41. Der SchimpanseFuehrer

Ein volk! Ein reich! Ein SchimpanseFuehrer!

[Pooka Fey]

42. Chose * , but I always refer to him/it as ** .

[NMMNG]

43. Commander Cuckoobananas

[SeattleVet]

44. I tend to alternate between *, Commander Coocoobananas, and

my current favorite, The Crawford Coward.

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. I still like 'W'

It's fun to reduce him to a single letter. And not even a vowel.

Maybe it's because when I hear it in my head, I don't hear "dubya," but "wuh" — sorta like the sound he made when he was a cheerleader.

Wuh, wuh, wee! Kick 'em in the cubes when they ain't lookin'! Hee!

[Fox Mulder]

46. I like Asshat or Assclown.

[Awsi Dooger]

47. He's a born skiver

Dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, a friend of the awful gippos

[maveric]

48. Shithead

[TahitiNut]

49. C-czar Disgustsus

:shrug:

[ComerPerro]

64. Nice. LOL

[leftofthedial]

50. the little bushturd

[KT2000]

51. Little Lord Pissypants

someone here used it and I am trying to spread the word - it fits!!

[texpatriot2004]

52. I like that one without the word "Lord" though, just "pissypants"n/t

[Hello_Kitty]

53. Trippy McFallsalot. n/t

[timtom]

54. I have always liked

Bunnypants. But I, myself, have always used * for a variety of reasons. Moreover, I think it was Kurt Vonnegut who identified the symbol * as looking like a puckered asshole. That gives it strength.

[laylah]

55. Personally

I prefer dumbass :evilgrin:

Jenn

[leftchick]

56. the chimperor**

who of course has no clothes.

[BlueIris]

57. Just lately it's Fuckstick McAwol.

Not sure who should get credit for that name.

[in_cog_ni_to]

58. idiot-in-chief n/t

[Scout]

59. Commander Bunnypants

very similar to yours, but I feel the "Commander" makes it that much better!

[bunny planet]

60. His Fraudulency

[Mutley]

63. Chimpy McCokeJaw

is my most recent favorite.

[lectrobyte]

65. Little Boots -- in honor of his Cowboy persona, and Caligula-like love

he practices on us.

[deminks]

66. One Duer called him Dances with Monkeys.

That has been my favorite since then. But I just call him smirky for short.

[Supersedeas]

67. Frat Boy in Chief

[hvn_nbr_2]

68. Dumbya

I also like Dimson, Chimpy McCokespoon, and various others.

[me b zola]

69. sNero

[MN ChimpH8R]

70. I usually just call him Chimpy, but

His Chimperial Highness, the Chimperor, Napoleon Bonehead and dumbass are also favorites. I'd forgotten about Whistle Ass - that's good, too.

[Pastiche423]

71. whistle ass

[pbartch]

72. I go for the CHIMP IN CHIEF also.