JAY LENO: "they say Bush is drinking again."

crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:39 PM
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JAY LENO: "they say Bush is drinking again."

Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 10:39 PM by crispini

"Why do you care, he couldn't screw up worse than he already has!"

:rofl:

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crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:41 PM
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1. DAMN, tonight's monologue is SCATHING.

Talking about the "war on porn" -- He's gonna fight weapons of Mas.... turbation!

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mike_c

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:42 PM
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2. LOL! That's really funny....

:rofl:

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crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:46 PM
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12. Then he said we should declare a war on gas prices.

Got a hearty round of applause from the crowd.

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Sydnie

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:43 PM
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4. OMG sorry I missed it!

:rofl: :rofl:

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skooooo

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:42 PM
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3. omg..the National Enquirer has legs!!

:kick:

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Erika

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:43 PM
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5. I hope the military hasn't been "roved"

and they'll keep W's fingers from hitting the buttons.

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Nikki Stone 1

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:43 PM
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6. Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tide is turning!

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drfresh

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:43 PM
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7. Arnold just stepped out!

There he is.

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bunny planet

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:44 PM
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8. Hi Crispi, I never watch Leno.

Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 10:50 PM by bunny planet

Maybe I should start.

How's by you dahlink.

on edit: Der Fuhrinator is on. Maybe I don't really need to watch, unless Jay calls him a girly man. That I'd watch.

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crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:45 PM
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10. Doing good, doing good.

And yourself?

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bunny planet

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:48 PM
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13. Fabulous.

I watched KO tonight but then watched the Scorcese Bob Dylan documentary. It was great.

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crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:50 PM
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15. It was awesome, wasn't it?

I'm just wondering who "our" Dylan will be.....

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skooooo

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:52 PM
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17. Dylan's not dead!

He's still quite usable! lol

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crispini

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:56 PM
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21. Do any 20 year olds know who he is?

I doubt it.....

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skooooo

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:57 PM
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24. sure there are...

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bunny planet

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:56 PM
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22. I was wondering the same thing. We need one badly.

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Cleita

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:44 PM
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9. Oh God, my embarrassment of a Governor just arrived. Mr.

Big Ass, Ahnold.

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goclark

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:51 PM
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16. You mean he is on Leno ? His buddy from the election?

Let me know what happens.
I live in Los Angeles PST

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Cleita

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:57 PM
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23. He signed the motorcylce.

What an egotist. It doesn't take a handwriting expert to see this. His handwriting is almost scary.

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TomInTib

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:52 PM
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18. He is not OUR governor he is

the governor

What an embarrassment (and that's a long haul in our state).

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Cleita

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:58 PM
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25. He really has got to go back to Terminatorland.

eom

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TomInTib

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:01 PM
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28. I'm saying Austria and let him deal with the desertion issue n/t

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goclark

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Mon Sep-26-05 11:01 PM
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27. He is a real fool and I live in CA

I can not believe that he fooled all these people.

Diebold strikes again!

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Cha

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:45 PM
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11. Because, Jay, YES.. bush

CAN Screw Up Worse than he already has! Don't ever say someone can't Screw Up any Worse!

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driver8

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:49 PM
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14. My best friend writes for Leno...I think he is the only liberal on the

writing staff. I'll have to ask him if he wrote that.

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enigmatic

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:53 PM
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20. Is Jimmy Brogan still writing for Leno?

It's been yewars since I watched, but I remember him..

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driver8

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Tue Sep-27-05 12:00 AM
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29. Nope -- Jim Brogan is no longer there. I saw Brogan doing

stand up one night at the Laugh Factory on Sunset. A woman sitting at the front table had the nerve to answer a cel phone and start chatting in the middle of Brogan's act. After she finished her call, Brogan tore her to shreds. It was amazing to watch. The woman finally left in a huff and the crowd gave Brogan a standing ovation.

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DeepModem Mom

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:59 PM
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26. Leno was thoroughly dissed at the Emmy Awards --

Jon Stewart won awards; Dave Letterman was selected to honor Johnny Carson. I don't think Leno was mentioned once. Maybe those other writers should get a clue and join your friend. It seems clear that late night comedians who suck up to Bush are being left behind.

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mindwalker_i

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Mon Sep-26-05 10:52 PM
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19. can not...

Leno: Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.

-mwalker

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