Confirmation that * is off the wagon

[Gruenemann]

When * dropped in to San Antonio recently, here's the menu he requested:

Bill Miller Barbecue
Shiner Bock
A margarita machine

I got this from a mole in the officer's club where this order was filled.

Looks like I'll have to find a new favorite beer :-(

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. All at once? Geez. Hurl City! n/t

[electropop]

2. The booze would explain a lot...

If he's been on it for at least 4 years + 8 months.

[Mr_Spock]

3. C'mon, this is a joke.

A funny joke nontheless :rofl:

[Gruenemann]

7. Glad you think it's funny

But it's not a joke.

[Ravenseye]

4. Hey at least it's blender drinks.

He's a party guy baby.

I say he should hit the sauce publically. If anything it'll draw him closer to his beer swilling* ignorant** redneck*** base.

*not all beer swillers are Bush supporters
**not all ignorant people are Bush supports, but all Bush supporters are ignorant
***not all rednecks are Bush supporters. Hell I married one.

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. Everybody in Texas...

drinks Shiner (or Ziegen Bock). I won't desert Shiner just because an asshole drinks it.

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[Gruenemann]

9. There's always Blonde and Summer Stock

I can't resist that cute l'il horny toad!

[fudge stripe cookays]

16. Horny toads are indeed cute....

and that blonde is tasty (the beer I mean...). :9

[sui generis]

10. I drinks me White Trash (Wild Turkey) & Coke

also fondly known in Texas as kickin' chickin and coke.

Yessssss, the coca cola variety, what did you think I meant? ;)

[Gruenemann]

12. Well, when talkin' about *, "coke" has varying conntations...

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. Yech.....

when I think of Wild Turkey I think of my ex-stepmonster.

We're a Maker's Mark household, son!
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[sam sarrha]

6. maybe his mother went with him..??

:rofl:

[sam sarrha]

8. could have been for someone else.. but it will be any day now

[sui generis]

11. Jenna and The Other One

Now we know What Would Jenna Drink

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

17. Everything!

Hide the keys to the liquor cabinet!

[peekaloo]

13. So maybe all those facial lacerations he's suffered from in the past

were due to forgetting to put the top on the blender?

[Dez]

14. If we could only get him to smoke dope

he would be more peaceful, and would consider ending the war.

[crikkett]

20. he'd prob. be the type to have a schizophrenic episode

:(

[fudge stripe cookays]

18. Which officers club?

My ex stepmonster used to work at Brooks. Took us there once.

Bastard.
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[Gruenemann]

21. Randolph AFB. eom

[YouthInAsia]

19. A margarita MACHINE???? Jesus P. Christ.....how much tequila

can one person consume????

[Gruenemann]

22. Machines make weak 'ritas.

The directions call for a bottle of tequila into some gallons of mix. It's just tequila-flavored limeaide.

[YouthInAsia]

23. yeah, but if the machine is pumpin em out like baby rabbits, then

you're gonna be trashed