Caption this Chimpster Picture

[SammyBlue]

Well, ya see. . .I will stand here with my sleeves rolled up. . .talking to one of your commoners. . .my base will eat it up. If I look profind. . .and look like I care. . .then maybe maybe my. . .polls will go up. . .even though I don't base my actions. . .on poll (*erp, hic*) That Bourbon didn't go down well, you got some beer to chase it?

[thefloyd]

1. Hmm let me think

"I called you last night and left a message not to wear the grey shirt"

[butchcjg]

3. I just don't get it. He did a heckuva job!

Buy it here! http://www.cafepress.com/butchcjg/785123

[BlueJac]

2. Well, it's like this....

don't drive unless you have too I need jet fuel for Air Farse1

[Tim4319]

4. Where did we park Air Force 1, again?

[cynatnite]

5. Does this shirt look like I'm wearing a kevlar vest under it? n/t

[liberal N proud]

6. Thoughts from the guy next to *:

You truly are a clueless bastard!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. "Fact is Rickie, I didn't give a damn about Texas when I was the governor"

:silly:

[Anywho6]

8. Isn't that Gov. Rick "Good Hair" Perry w/him?

I think the caption should be, "Asshat Bush explains to his friend Ricky how to handle Molly Ivins."

[Catfight]

9. See Jim, after the Enron tapes came out about F'n Grandma Millie

and shutting off her electricity, I thought I was a goner, but nope, nothing. Then the CIA Valerie Plame outing again I thought, this is it, I'm going down, nothing. Then cheating in the debates..heeheee....Carl Rove being involved in the outing and me flipflopping on kicking anyone out of my administration involved...heehee...then FH911 showed how I allowed the Bin Ladens to fly out on 9/13...heehee....Downing Street Memo's...heehee....9/11 August Briefing and ignoring that, that one still gets me that no one cared. Shall I go on...Oh good, you're interested in how to skirt any responsibility...this is the apex of my career, telling everyone I was restoring dignity and responsibility into the WH while squandering a trillion dollar surplus into the largest deficit we'll ever know...that one makes me belly laugh. Now the accusations of me hating black folk, please, I had a black nanny and a black sunday school teacher and they didn't mind doing things for me at all. But I'd have to say my proudest moment was lying to the American people about Iraq and doping so many of my followers into still believing Saddam was the culprit. Hell, they keep giving me bodies...oops, I mean soldiers to send over to keep halliburton RICH...say it with me Jim, RICH RICH RICH...doesn't if feel good rolling off your tongue? heeheee heee.....sent by God....that one is CLASSIC...it doesn't matter if you vote for me, I'll still be the president because I cheat! Keep walking with me and I'll gladly show you how much more damage I can do in this world.....

[Catherine Vincent]

10. Bush to Perry: "I'm really missing Bulldog these days"

[madmom]

11. Does this expression look sad enough?..n/t

[The Sleeper]

12. See.........

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Who the Hell are You??!!!!! Where's Laura ??!!!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

13. I didn't know I could go to jail

for all the things I've done. I thought all they could do was impeach me.