OH NO!!!

[sepia_steel]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

edit for typo

[tjdee]

1. Hahaha!

Very funny. :thumbsup:

[acmavm]

2. Oh jeez.

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[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Badum-bum- tsss!

:rofl:

[chalky]

9. Thanks and good night! Don't forget to tip you waitress! Try the veal!

n/t

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. ROFL n/t

[cynatnite]

4. ROFLMAO! n/t

[halobeam]

5. Perfect!

:bounce:

[elfin]

6. I posted this in GD Politics and they noved it to the Lounge

Still funny.

[sepia_steel]

8. Sorry bout that

I yoinked it from another board, myself.

[donheld]

7. That is just tooo funny

:rofl:

[silverweb]

10. LOL

Good one!

:D

[peacetalksforall]

11. This one has to be the first one in someone's compilation of the best

George jokes. Hope it will make someone a bunch of money.

[niallmac]

12. I'm taking that to work tomorrow! HA!

[Skip Intro]

13. LOL!!!!!!! I can't breathe.

:rofl:

[Old Mouse]

14. OK... that's a good one...

[The Doctor.]

15. I have some clients who will go nuts over that. Thanks! nt

[MazeRat7]

17. That will get repeated in my circles... thanks.

[karlrschneider]

18. HORK

:crazy:

[ncteechur]

19. You know the sad thing is I didn't catch it as a joke at first but

as something Bush actually said--that he would equate a dead Brazillian soldier to be less important than an American soldier.

[sepia_steel]

30. For a split second

that's sorta what i was thinking, too.

[Straight Shooter]

20. I love jokes like that!

Thanks :D

[rateyes]

21. ROFLMAO....

That is FUNNY! :rofl:

[Digit]

22. This needs to go in the Humor Group so it sticks around longer

Great joke!

[lateo]

23. bwahahahaha!

[Peter Frank]

24. "Well Mr. president, the good news is...

...that one Brazilian is far less than the lives lost in the war on terror in Afghanistan.

The bad news is that the death toll for the war on Saddam numbers into countless mammalians."

[mandyky]

25. I don't get it

?????????????

[sepia_steel]

29. mandyky

The joke is that * thinks a 'brazilian' is a number, such as a 'bazillion' or a 'gazillion'... get it?

Took me a few seconds to catch it, too. :)

[mandyky]

32. Thanks!

LOL

[Spike from MN]

26. OK, I stopped at

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Bwahahahahahaha! Dubya actually giving a shit about the troops! Oh man, that's hilarious! What a kidder you are! Then I saw there was one more line to the joke and yeah, it's pretty damn funny but Dubya giving a damn about the troops? Hah, that just cracked me up!

[nonconformist]

27. LMAO! nt

[figureditout]

31. That is FUNNY

[SammyWinstonJack]

28. LOL

:spray: :rofl: