I've had it. I'm moving with a gnome to Alaska.

[Kool Kitty]

Maybe.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Could we see the gnome, please? n/t

[Alamom]

2. Ok , I got two. One is packed and ready to go. The other is...ahhh

well. I can't seem to get the garbage truck to pick him up after someone threw him in my yard. They keep leaving him on the street.

Take your pick. :)








edit to add: Second Gnome comes with entire family.
Ex-Resident Daddy Gnome
Mean ole Momma Gnome
Gov. Gnome

[bryant69]

3. Gnomes make lousy roomates

They are moochers, one and all.

Bryant
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[radwriter0555]

4. I moved my gnomes to France. They're having a great time frolicking under

the orange tree and running around the yard.

They like the cats.

They're happy to be closer to italy and apparently are planning a voyage to Lucca over xmas time.

Gnomes do love to travel. They're hoping to meet some of the local french gnomes for fun, adventure and companionship.

[txindy]

5. The roaming Gnome?

Well, he does know how to make travel arrangements. Handy, that!
:evilgrin:

[Gormy Cuss]

6. With a gnome to Nome, perhaps? eom

[Poiuyt]

11. To live in a home?

[RedCloud]

7. Wait! Juneau what you are doing first?

[yellowcanine]

8. Has the Gnome agreed to move? They can be kind of prickly that way

you know. My Gnome once didn't speak to me for a week just because I asked him to move out of the driveway so that I could park the car there.

[radwriter0555]

9. Mine leaped into the boxes when they found out we were heading for

France.

And you should have HEARD the racket when the pallet FINALLY made it into my driveway last week. The little shits were yelling and wiggling around in their wrapping paper.. the insides of the boxes had dents from the little un's shovel and the other un's pick....

They made me unwrap THEIR pallet first and dig out their box.

Silly little duffs. Of course they'd been in the box since July 6th. They were happy to have the oranges when they got out; the snails had long run out.

[OxQQme]

10. LMAO

My previous screen name (and still at some sites) is/was 'metrognome'.
Y'all, obviously, have a prejudiced view of my bro and sis gnomes.
How would you feel if everybody smirked when in your presence.
See those funny hats we wear? Much more effective than tin foil, I'll tell you. Wish you could open up yer minds and accept us into your view of what the world is really like.
Do i smell popcorn?