They caught the #2 Al Qaeda guy!!!

[linazelle]

And Emanuel Goldstein, er uh, Osama Bin Laden remains free to act as America's boogeyman.

[mcctatas]

1. Again?????

Either Al Queada or the US D.O.D. can't count past 2!

[thereismore]

2. They shot him, and he is #2 Al Qaida guy IN IRAQ. What # does

that make him in Al Qaida worldwide? I wonder.

[rodeodance]

3. lots of # 2 guys out there.

[brainshrub]

How many #2 guys have they captured so far?

I'd like to do a Google search to find out, but "#2 Al Qaeda" doesn't do much.

List all the #2 Al Qaeda people who have been captured in this thread.

[Clark2008]

23. Actually, they've upped it from No. 3

All the guys in the past have been the THIRD top Al-Qaeda guy.

Now, with all the heat this administration is taken with Katrina, Rita and gas prices, I'm thinking they've decided to start calling everyone they capture the No. TWO guy.

[Jim Sagle]

4. Look over there! A terrist!

:boring:

[PowerToThePeople]

5. We are at war with eurasia, we have always been at war with...

Please, they will find another, be sure of that. The military-industrial complex will wage permawar for as long as they are allowed.

[Straight Shooter]

6. I thought the #2 guy was Osama's walking companion for the videos. n/t

[kikiek]

7. Again! Way to go..what is that our 4th or 5th number 2 guy? Wow impressive

I've forgotten how totally inept this administration is now.

[bunny planet]

8. Unless it's Ayman Al Zawahiri, then they haven't caught the #2

Al Qaeda anything.
Guess this is the first in a series of '#2' guys we'll be catching while the poll numbers for the blivet continue to tank.

[unrepuke]

9. Zarqawi is dead...long live Zarqawi! - On one thread I read that

this newest conquest is Zarqawi's #2 man -- and I thought the Z Man was the #3 Al Qaeda guy, himself.

*whew* Politics is SO confusing -- it's like New Math. :shrug:

[RBHam]

10. There's foreign fighters in Iraq alright...

But they are American and British.

[11 Bravo]

11. That must be #2 to the 9th power.

Because by my count, we have caught the #2 guy in Al Qaeda 512 times now.

[WI Independent]

12. Must be like on Star Trek...

You know... the extra crew member that beamed down with Kirk, Spock, etc... every week. He would invarably walk behind a rock... a flash of light... a scream... Kirk runs around the corner to find a pile of ashes.

Well at least we must be hampering their ability to promote from within... Number 2? Ummm, no thank you sir.

[lectrobyte]

14. Yeah, they invented a term for those guys who got zapped

every week: red shirts, from the color of their uniform shirt.

[jaysunb]

13. Anyone have a copy of the org chart ?

:evilgrin:

[linazelle]

16. I would LOVE to see it! If only I had the time....

:rofl:

[Generic Other]

15. We've apprehended #3 four times

Number of killed or captured suspects reported so far by U.S. media to be Al Qaeda’s “number 3” man : 4

http://www.harpers.org/HarpersIndex2005-08.html

[linazelle]

17. That article is a great find...SOMEBODY's paying attention besides us nt

[Generic Other]

19. And we thought it was just our imagination!

Makes me wonder who that really skinny tall guy with the head covering was who I saw sneak out of Tora Bora way back when on CNN (I have always suspected he was Osama)...at the time everyone said he was the #2 guy and our forces let him go. And then they caught some short fat guy and said he was #2. So is the current #2, the guy with the big scar on his forehead?

Even people who don't pay attention ought to do a double take once in a while.

[Generic Other]

24. Postscript: Nevermind...nothing to see here...

The 'Second' Man - Azzam may not have been Zarqawi’s top deputy after all.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1813899

[stlsaxman]

18. This is like The Prisoner series...

a new Number 2 every week!

[librechik]

20. Naturally--it is Terror Tuesday--they always get #2 on Tuesday n/t

[Historic NY]

21. Not so fast....which #2 are we talking about this week.

We never get the # 1 guy or the #10 guy its always #2.

[3trievers]

22. Heard someone on air america say that

Zarquawi said" the joke is on America because the guy was going to blow himself up tomorrow anyway". Sorry,I thought it funny.

[raysr]

25. I thought they killed

him yesterday?

[LaPera]

26. Again?

[nomatrix]

27. Are still playing with the "Most Wanted" cards?

http://www.satirewire.com/briefs/rookie.shtml

[NuttyFluffers]

28. if i played poker with this Bushco deck, i'd be shot for cheating.

every other person would be sporting a 5 of a kind. every other card would be a jack or ten.

what a joke. :eyes: