Dry drunk in the White House. Self-loathing gay man as maj. leader?

[gauguin57]

Veep with a circulatory system like Swiss cheese (and a mind like a Nazi).

If Frist has to step down, will they elevate the certifiably-insane Ricky Sanctimonium? Who will self-immolate the first time he opens his mouth?

Boy oh boy oh boy ... things are looking a little wobbly for the GeeOhPee.

[RagingInMiami]

1. Dry drunk?

I'm not so sure he is so dry.

[gauguin57]

2. oh yeah, I forgot.

Regular old run-of-the-mill drunk in the White House ...

[RagingInMiami]

9. Or even worse

A dry drunk that fell off the wagon, making up for all those years he was dry.

[Mabus]

3. Maybe not, but you can bet his martinis are

:eyes:

[butterfly77]

5. What is Delay..

A wet drunk...you can tell look at his eyes

[Mabus]

7. He spent too many years inhaling insecticide

so alcohol may be the only way he can get off.

[Oreo]

4. The freeps haven't caught on yet

It will be an all-time classic when they find out.

[Rowdyboy]

6. Self-delete

Didn't know Delay had been indicted. Rock on!

[mainer]

8. "Bush is drinking again" -- NATIONAL ENQUIRER

I kid you not! It's in this week's issue, that Laura caught her hubby drinking, and has given him an ultimatum. The article says he's under so much stress thanks to katrina and rita and his falling poll numbers, that he's now sneaking drinks, and his aides are horrified.

I know some of you think the Enquirer is just junk, but it has more fact-checkers than the Washington Post. Honest to god. And when's the last time it was successfully sued?