Breaking: Republicans select Satan as Majority leader

[Craig3410]

Not really, but would we honestly be surprised if they did? :eyes:

[mtnester]

1. It would go over better with their base

than Dreier

[NoPasaran]

2. I KNEW they wouldn't be able to find someone

As evil as Bugboy!

[Craig3410]

3. Touché.

:D

[edbermac]

4. Satan's already in the Oval Office

[VWolf]

5. Really??

Can Shrub hold two offices at once?

[arcos]

6. I thought Satan was just indicted today...

:evilgrin:

[cyberpj]

7. Wanna guess? Here's the list:

R The Honorable Robert B. Aderholt,1433 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0104
R The Honorable W. Todd Akin,117 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2502
R The Honorable Rodney Alexander,316 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1805
R The Honorable Spencer Bachus,442 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0106
R The Honorable Richard H. Baker,341 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1806
R The Honorable J. Gresham Barrett,1523 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4003
R The Honorable Roscoe G. Bartlett,2412 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2006
R The Honorable Joe Barton,2109 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4306
R The Honorable Charles F. Bass,2421 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2902
R The Honorable Bob Beauprez,504 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0607
R The Honorable Judy Biggert,1317 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1313
R The Honorable Michael Bilirakis,2408 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0909
R The Honorable Rob Bishop,124 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4401
R The Honorable Marsha Blackburn,509 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4207
R The Honorable Roy Blunt,217 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2507
R The Honorable Sherwood Boehlert,2246 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3224
R The Honorable John A. Boehner,1011 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3508
R The Honorable Henry Bonilla,2458 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4323
R The Honorable Jo Bonner,315 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0101
R The Honorable Mary Bono,405 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0545
R The Honorable John Boozman,1519 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0403
R The Honorable Charles W. Boustany Jr.,1117 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1807
R The Honorable Jeb Bradley,1218 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2901
R The Honorable Kevin Brady,428 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4308
R The Honorable Henry E. Brown Jr.,1124 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4001
R The Honorable Ginny Brown-Waite,414 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0905
R The Honorable Michael C. Burgess,1721 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4326
R The Honorable Dan Burton,2185 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1405
R The Honorable Steve Buyer,2230 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1404
R The Honorable Ken Calvert,2201 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0544
R The Honorable Dave Camp,137 Cannon HOB ,Washington,DC,20515-2204
R The Honorable Chris Cannon,2436 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4403
R The Honorable Eric Cantor,329 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4607
R The Honorable Shelley Moore Capito,1431 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4802
R The Honorable John R. Carter,408 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4331
R The Honorable Michael N. Castle,1233 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0801
R The Honorable Steve Chabot,129 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3501
R The Honorable Chris Chocola,510 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1402
R The Honorable Howard Coble,2468 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3306
R The Honorable Tom Cole,236 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3604
R The Honorable K. Michael Conaway,511 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4311
R The Honorable Christopher Cox,2402 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0548
R The Honorable Ander Crenshaw,127 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0904
R The Honorable Barbara Cubin,1114 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-5001
R The Honorable John Abney Culberson,1728 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4307
R The Honorable Randy ``Duke'' Cunningham,2350 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0550
R The Honorable Geoff Davis,1541 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1704
R The Honorable Jo Ann Davis,1123 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4601
R The Honorable Tom Davis,2348 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4611
R The Honorable Nathan Deal,2133 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1010
R The Honorable Tom DeLay,242 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4322
R The Honorable Charles W. Dent,502 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3815
R The Honorable Lincoln Diaz-Balart,2244 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0921
R The Honorable Mario Diaz-Balart,313 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0925
R The Honorable John T. Doolittle,2410 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0504
R The Honorable Thelma D. Drake,1208 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4602
R The Honorable David Dreier,233 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0526
R The Honorable John J. Duncan Jr.,2267 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4202
R The Honorable Vernon J. Ehlers,1714 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2203
R The Honorable Jo Ann Emerson,2440 Rayburn HOB ,Washington,DC,20515-2508
R The Honorable Phil English,1410 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3803
R The Honorable Terry Everett,2312 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0102
R The Honorable Tom Feeney,323 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0924
R The Honorable Mike Ferguson,214 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3007
R The Honorable Michael G. Fitzpatrick,1516 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3808
R The Honorable Jeff Flake,424 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0306
R The Honorable Mark Foley,104 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0916
R The Honorable J. Randy Forbes,307 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4604
R The Honorable Jeff Fortenberry,1517 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2701
R The Honorable Luis G. Fortuño,126 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-5401
R The Honorable Vito Fossella,1239 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3213
R The Honorable Virginia Foxx,503 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3305
R The Honorable Trent Franks,1237 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0302
R The Honorable Rodney P. Frelinghuysen,2442 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3011
R The Honorable Elton Gallegly,2427 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0524
R The Honorable Scott Garrett,1318 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3005
R The Honorable Jim Gerlach,308 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3806
R The Honorable Jim Gibbons,100 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2802
R The Honorable Wayne T. Gilchrest,2245 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2001
R The Honorable Paul E. Gillmor,1203 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3505
R The Honorable Phil Gingrey,119 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1011
R The Honorable Louie Gohmert,508 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4301
R The Honorable Virgil H. Goode Jr.,1520 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4605
R The Honorable Bob Goodlatte,2240 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4606
R The Honorable Kay Granger,440 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4312
R The Honorable Sam Graves,1513 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2506
R The Honorable Mark Green,1314 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4908
R The Honorable Gil Gutknecht,425 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2301
R The Honorable Ralph M. Hall,2405 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4304
R The Honorable Katherine Harris,116 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0913
R The Honorable Melissa A. Hart,1024 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3804
R The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert,235 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1314
R The Honorable Doc Hastings,1323 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4704
R The Honorable Robin Hayes,130 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3308
R The Honorable J. D. Hayworth,2434 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0305
R The Honorable Joel Hefley,2372 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0605
R The Honorable Jeb Hensarling,132 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4305
R The Honorable Wally Herger,2268 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0502
R The Honorable David L. Hobson,2346 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3507
R The Honorable Peter Hoekstra,2234 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2202
R The Honorable John N. Hostettler,1214 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1408
R The Honorable Kenny C. Hulshof,412 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2509
R The Honorable Duncan Hunter,2265 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0552
R The Honorable Henry J. Hyde,2110 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1306
R The Honorable Bob Inglis,330 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4004
R The Honorable Darrell E. Issa,211 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0549
R The Honorable Ernest J. Istook Jr.,2404 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3605
R The Honorable William L. Jenkins,1207 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4201
R The Honorable Bobby Jindal,1205 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1801
R The Honorable Nancy L. Johnson,2409 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0705
R The Honorable Sam Johnson,1211 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4303
R The Honorable Timothy V. Johnson,1229 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1315
R The Honorable Walter B. Jones,422 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3303
R The Honorable Ric Keller,419 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0908
R The Honorable Sue W. Kelly,2182 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3219
R The Honorable Mark R. Kennedy,1415 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2306
R The Honorable Peter T. King,436 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3203
R The Honorable Steve King,1432 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1505
R The Honorable Jack Kingston,2242 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1001
R The Honorable Mark Steven Kirk,1717 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1310
R The Honorable John Kline,1429 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2302
R The Honorable Joe Knollenberg,2349 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2209
R The Honorable Jim Kolbe,237 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0308
R The Honorable John R. ``Randy'' Kuhl Jr.,1505 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3229
R The Honorable Ray LaHood,1424 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1318
R The Honorable Tom Latham,2447 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1504
R The Honorable Steven C. LaTourette,2453 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3514
R The Honorable James A. Leach,2186 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1502
R The Honorable Jerry Lewis,2112 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0541
R The Honorable Ron Lewis,2418 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1702
R The Honorable John Linder,1026 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1007
R The Honorable Frank A. LoBiondo,225 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3002
R The Honorable Frank D. Lucas,2342 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3603
R The Honorable Daniel E. Lungren,2448 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0503
R The Honorable Michael T. McCaul,415 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4310
R The Honorable Thaddeus G. McCotter,1632 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2211
R The Honorable Jim McCrery,2104 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1804
R The Honorable Patrick T. McHenry,224 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3310
R The Honorable John M. McHugh,2333 Rayburn HOB,Washington, DC,20515-3223
R The Honorable Howard P. ``Buck'' McKeon,2351 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0525
R The Honorable Cathy McMorris,1708 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4705
R The Honorable Connie Mack,317 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0914
R The Honorable Donald A. Manzullo,2228 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1316
R The Honorable Kenny Marchant,501 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4324
R The Honorable John L. Mica,2313 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0907
R The Honorable Candice S. Miller,228 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2210
R The Honorable Gary G. Miller,1037 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0542
R The Honorable Jeff Miller,324 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0901
R The Honorable Jerry Moran,2443 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1601
R The Honorable Tim Murphy,322 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3818
R The Honorable Marilyn N. Musgrave,1507 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0604
R The Honorable Sue Wilkins Myrick,230 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3309
R The Honorable Randy Neugebauer,429 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4319
R The Honorable Robert W. Ney,2438 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3518
R The Honorable Anne M. Northup,2459 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1703
R The Honorable Charlie Norwood,2452 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1009
R The Honorable Devin Nunes,1017 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0521
R The Honorable Jim Nussle,303 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1501
R The Honorable Tom Osborne,507 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2703
R The Honorable C. L. ``Butch'' Otter,1711 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1201
R The Honorable Michael G. Oxley,2308 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3504
R The Honorable Ron Paul,203 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4314
R The Honorable Stevan Pearce,1607 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3102
R The Honorable Mike Pence,426 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1406
R The Honorable John E. Peterson,123 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3805
R The Honorable Thomas E. Petri,2462 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4906
R The Honorable Charles W. "Chip" Pickering,229 Cannon HOB,Washington, DC,20515-2403
R The Honorable Joseph R. Pitts,221 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3816
R The Honorable Todd Russell Platts,1032 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3819
R The Honorable Ted Poe,1605 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4302
R The Honorable Richard W. Pombo,2411 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0511
R The Honorable Jon C. Porter,218 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2803
R The Honorable Tom Price,506 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1006
R The Honorable Deborah Pryce,204 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3515
R The Honorable Adam H. Putnam,1213 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0912
R The Honorable George Radanovich,438 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0519
R The Honorable Jim Ramstad,103 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2303
R The Honorable Ralph Regula,2306 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3516
R The Honorable Dennis R. Rehberg,516 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2601
R The Honorable David G. Reichert,1223 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4708
R The Honorable Rick Renzi,418 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0301
R The Honorable Thomas M. Reynolds,332 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3226
R The Honorable Harold Rogers,2406 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1705
R The Honorable Mike Rogers,133 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2208
R The Honorable Mike Rogers,514 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0103
R The Honorable Dana Rohrabacher,2338 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0546
R The Honorable Ileana Ros-Lehtinen,2160 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0918
R The Honorable Edward R. Royce,2202 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0540
R The Honorable Paul Ryan,1113 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4901
R The Honorable Jim Ryun,1110 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1602
R The Honorable Jim Saxton,2217 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3003
R The Honorable John J. H. ``Joe'' Schwarz,128 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2207
R The Honorable F. James Sensenbrenner Jr.,2449 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4905
R The Honorable Pete Sessions,1514 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4332
R The Honorable John B. Shadegg,306 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0303
R The Honorable E. Clay Shaw Jr.,1236 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0922
R The Honorable Christopher Shays,1126 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0704
R The Honorable Don Sherwood,1131 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3810
R The Honorable John Shimkus,513 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1319
R The Honorable Bill Shuster,1108 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3809
R The Honorable Rob Simmons,215 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0702
R The Honorable Michael K. Simpson,1339 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1202
R The Honorable Christopher H. Smith,2373 Rayburn HOB,Washington, DC,20515-3004
R The Honorable Lamar S. Smith,2184 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4321
R The Honorable Michael E. Sodrel,1508 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1409
R The Honorable Mark E. Souder,2231 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1403
R The Honorable Cliff Stearns,2370 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0906
R The Honorable John Sullivan,114 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3601
R The Honorable John E. Sweeney,416 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3220
R The Honorable Thomas G. Tancredo,1130 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0606
R The Honorable Charles H. Taylor,339 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3311
R The Honorable Lee Terry,1524 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2702
R The Honorable William M. Thomas,2208 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0522
R The Honorable Mac Thornberry,2457 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4313
R The Honorable Todd Tiahrt,2441 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1604
R The Honorable Patrick J. Tiberi,113 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3512
R The Honorable Michael R. Turner,1740 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3503
R The Honorable Fred Upton,2183 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2206
R The Honorable Greg Walden,1210 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3702
R The Honorable James T. Walsh,2369 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3225
R The Honorable Zach Wamp,1436 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4203
R The Honorable Curt Weldon,2466 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3807
R The Honorable Dave Weldon,2347 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0915
R The Honorable Jerry Weller,108 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1311
R The Honorable Lynn A. Westmoreland,1118 Longworth HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1008
R The Honorable Ed Whitfield,301 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-1701
R The Honorable Roger F. Wicker,2455 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-2401
R The Honorable Heather Wilson,318 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-3101
R The Honorable Joe Wilson,212 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4002
R The Honorable Frank R. Wolf,241 Cannon HOB,Washington,DC,20515-4610
R The Honorable C. W. Bill Young,2407 Rayburn HOB ,Washington,DC,20515-0910
R The Honorable Don Young,2111 Rayburn HOB,Washington,DC,20515-0201

[txaslftist]

8. He's the cleanest of them.