George Bush goes to his barber to get his hair cut...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

And sits in the chair.

The barber notices the earpiece he's wearing and asks him to take it out.

"I can't do that. National security. Cut around it," Bush says.

The barber shrugs and goes to work. A few minutes go by and Bush is snoring lightly so the barber removes the earpiece and continues with the haircut.

After a few minutes, the barber is finished and gently nudges the President saying "wake up, sir."

Bush just slumps in the seat and the barber screams and yells "CALL 9-11!"

The SS runs in and takes his pulse and there is none. They start questioning the barber and he tells them about the earpiece.

"This one?" a mean looking agent asks.

"Yes Sir." says the barber.

The Agent placed the earpiece to his ear and was amazed to hear Karl Rove's voice:

"breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out..."

[PatrioticLeftie]

1. Nice one n/t

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. A remake of an old "blonde" joke....

Just seems so apropos.

[Richard Steele]

2. bwahahahaha! Would be even funnier if it wasn't so close to true!