Quit calling it "softball" with Chris Matthews

[Horse with no Name]

Our ladies Olympic softball team ROCKED the world with their performance.
Softball is as competitive of a sport as baseball is.
However, I have no objections to you calling it "Whiffle Ball", after all, his rhetoric is lightweight and full of holes. Fits better, doesn't it?

[Richard Steele]

1. I like it. "WiffleBall" has a much weaker ring to it. Good call!

[htuttle]

2. More like T-Ball

He just puts the ball on the 'T', and the RW guest takes a whack at it.

[ElectroPrincess]

3. Nerf-ball?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Or Yarn Ball

Spitball, Cheeseball, Beachball, Meatball, but certainly NOT Hardball.

Matthews usually plays Dodge Ball when it comes to the facts.

[SammyBlue]

20. Or No Balls.

The only time Chris Matthews gets hard is when he sees a photo op starting his favorite monkey.

[kliljedahl]

14. That was my first thought

2 votes for Nerfball

[burrowowl]

21. 3 votes for

nerfball!

[MaineDem]

23. I like that!

Nerfball with Chris Matthews. Has a good ring to it.

[Selatius]

4. Just call it "Fools ball" instead (Pun on foos ball)

[smirkymonkey]

5. I call it "Sweatball" with Chris Matthews.

because that's what he is - a big, stupid, sweaty media whore.

[JohnnyBoots]

6. I think Jenny Finch is incredibly sexy, pretty face and a hell of an arm!

It just got booted from the olympics didn't it?

[Horse with no Name]

18. I'm a straight female and I think she is sexy as hell

:silly:

[Zynx]

"Blueballs"

I just had to say it.

[sendero]

7. How about Shrunkball?

[Chi-Town Exile]

8. No balls? nt

[bunk76]

9. Howz about...

NO Balls!

[Mike_The_Computer]

10. Nerf Ball With Chris Matthews

Just about the safest, softest, downright silliest balls around: Nerf Balls!

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

12. I've always called it hairball n/t

[daveinchi]

13. It's gotta be. . . .

ASSBALL!!!!!

With Chris Mathews.

[newyawker99]

22. Hi daveinchi!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[number6]

15. Lard-ball with tweety

:smoke:

[skids]

16. The way people behave on TV these days... dodgeball!

Dodge the question.

Dodge the blame.

Dodge the issue.

Dodge the controversy.

Dodge the other people dodging the question, blame, issue or controversy.

Straight answers are a thing of the past, it appears.

[Generator]

17. Balls of mystery

Maybe Cheney had Matthews replaced with his Reptilian brotherhood. Put nothing past them! Nothing..invasion anyone?

[Fozzledick]

19. Mudball

[AlCzervik]

24. how about "Man crush" with Chris Matthews, he slobbers all over Bush and

Guliani so much.

[deminks]

25. Airball. nt