MY EYES.... Ann Coulter suddenly appeared on my television

[Coexist]

CNN - Larry King Live

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Did the tube blow?

[Jim Sagle]

3. Did she blow tube?

;-)

[driver8]

10. LOL!! Good one! n/t

[TallahasseeGrannie]

36. LOL good one n/t

[AtomicKitten]

2. flush your eyes immediately with salt water

if that doesn't work, you may have to gouge them out with a melon baller.

[Coexist]

6. thanks for the tip...

while I was temporarily blinded, I was forced to listen to Delay's attorney, and Larry King giving him a free stage to "catapult the propaganda".

ARGGGH!!!!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Auuuggggh! The human X-Ray. A bottle-blonde stick figure

That's why I like radio so much.

[Angry Girl]

5. Flush your eyes immediately with milk!

If the burning doesn't stop, I think the suggested melon baller is a good option.

[GreyPilgrim]

7. Ahhh!! I just read the words "Ann Coulter" on my computer!!

:evilgrin:

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Throw it in the bathtub and then massage it with a fire-axe

But do not touch any part of it.

[skooooo]

8. I'm sorry you had to see her.....

:scared::scared::scared::scared:

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:


Sit down and try to relax as best you can.

[ElectroPrincess]

13. Maybe she'll turn sideways, then you won't see her anorexic carcass? n/t

[Coexist]

15. WOO HOO! Katrina Vandehuevel is on the panel with Coulter

Kick her ass, Katrina!!!!

[ClusterFreak]

11. I just retched up a bicycle.

I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds painful.

[DancingBear]

12. Damn - my computer is now refusing to eat

It keeps saying things like "does this software make me look fat?"

Coulter - bleah.

[CelticWinter]

14. ack must be the sheman's day for tv

I was flipping channels this morning and saw she was on faux and friends blahhhhhhh

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[Gabi Hayes]

34. you are a very sick person

this, from an adjunct site of your link:

"The other night I was sitting home watching a Tivo of Stump the Schwab on ESPN and just about nodding off when suddenly someone began pounding on my front door like I owed them money. It would be hard to overstate my surprise when I opened the door and Ann Coulter pushed past me, smelling of alcohol and Nicorette gum. She had already taken off her sweater and shoes before I remembered to close the door.

‘Nice to be back here at the Fortress of Decrepitude. Bet not many ladies come here twice.' She shook her head. 'Have I missed you,’ she sighed, glancing toward me.

‘I’m..flattered..’"

I won't go any farther, cause it goes very much south from that point

however, if you find nasty images/language+political diatribe faintly amusing, you may enjoy this
http://backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.blogspot.com/

[Mutley]

43. Ew! That is so nasty.

I read the first one. Didn't know there was another. :puke:

[kbm8795]

17. I didn't even know that comedienne was still around

with her shrill arrogance. . .how droll.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Is she selling Iodine again?

Her face has been on the bottle for years...

:silly:

[Berry Cool]

33. There is an antidote somewhere

a video of Keith Olbermann tearing up an Ann Coulter doll on his show, which should make you feel better. Unfortunately I cannot recall now where to access it.

[Just Me]

19. God help you, m'dear. God help you turn that OFF.

:hug:

[Coexist]

20. Coulter "it is legal, so they've got a lot of proving to do"

So indignant for KB Hutchinson's privacy being violated.

[Coexist]

21. Katrina : attacks on Earle "akin to the Swiftboating of John Kerry"

She is so smart, and so classy.

[Coexist]

23. "its a de-fanged ethics committe that has rebuked Delay four times"

from Katrina

Idiot from Florida doing the "ham sandwich" routine.

[buzzard]

24. and the cutest one as well

[DanCa]

22. My gawd too late i saw medusa *turns to stone*

[Ikonoklast]

25. Ok, first thing is, don't panic

I have some experience in these kind of things.
Go to your garage and get the chainsaw.
If you don't have a chainsaw, an axe will do.
Wait until you see (it) on the tube.
Apply chainsaw and/or axe, all the while screaming loudly, "Die, witch, die!!"
Repeat as necessary.

[Coexist]

26. LOL!

I bow to your greater experience.

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Who will replace my chain saw if it touches her?

[Coexist]

27. Rep. Meehan:

"I doubt the twelve members of the grand jury have indicted without evidence."

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28. "We've already had a Texas judge rule against Tom's PAC"

"they violated the law:!!!

Great point, sir - whoever you are.
He is taking them all to school.

[Pirate Smile]

30. Katrina has to sit next to her. Oh, the horror!

:wow:







:evilgrin:

[NNN0LHI]

31. Ah, that explains why Katrina was dabbing Vick's Va-Po-Rub under here nose

I was wondering about that.

Don

[Coexist]

32. Katrina: "instead of playing by the rules, let's shoot the referee"

too great!!!

[Mr_Spock]

35. Did you get a bat and repeatedly smash your TV set into a pile of smoking

rubble?

I would have :D

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[sophie996]

38. me too

turned on CNN a few minutes early for NewsNight. aargh.

anybody got an address to ask CNN to please not do this to us again?

[trixie]

39. think of Chandler naked

or Joey eating a samich.

[sophie996]

40. tell king how you feel

contact/feedback form at:

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/larry.king.live/

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

41. Heard her voice on the radio the other day. She DOES have a weirdass

man sounding voice. Strange and disturbing.

[AspenRose]

42. "Ann Coulter: Cadaver in clown makeup"

Quote courtesy of Mike Papantonio