"It's not the _________, it's the HYPOCRISY!!!"

[asthmaticeog]

Translation: "It's the _________."

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. astonishing size of the object

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. blissful calm afterward

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. truckload full of decapitated corpses

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. breaking into my car and stealing my smokes

[jpgray]

5. strapless evening gown

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. sarin gas

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. gartantuan foolishness of my fiancee

[jpgray]

9. odd spellings of "gargantuan"

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. typos

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Then You Don't Know My Language

You must not, because you've translated what i said incorrectly. If that's what you think i mean when i say it, then you don't understand at all.
The Professor

[jpgray]

10. taking of silly threads seriously

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Silly Threads Belong In The Lounge, No?

The Professor

[asthmaticeog]

11. Who says I was talking about you?

'Cuz I wasn't. Chill.

[ProfessorGAC]

20. If You Use A General Statement, Then Expect. . .

. . .responses from people who use that type of phrasing.
The Professor

[asthmaticeog]

23. If you reply to every general statement that might possibly apply to you

then expect people not to know what the fuck you're on about.

[ProfessorGAC]

24. Way To Admit You Were Wrong

You amde a statement that if someone uses a certain sentence form, then they are lying. I'm not lying. When i say it in that form, i mean exactly what's written. That means you were wrong about me, and you didn't make any reference in your first post that you were talking about some specific poster.

If you meant some specific poster, then i obviously missed that thread. But, your post was a general indictment of people who say that. Of that, i take offense. I only say what i mean and i don't speak in code.
The Professor

[Name removed]

25. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[ProfessorGAC]

26. Like Deserves Like I Guess

How was i supposed to know, in my first reply, that it wasn't about me? There was no way. Then, when you told me, you did so in a fairly unpleasant manner and told me to "chill". Well, why? And, you never explained as to how i was supposed to know, before you got angry and told me so, that you were talking about someone specific.

You started a thread. It made a general comment that i thought unfair. Instead of getting mad, you could have said "I wasn't talking about folks like you. No offense." Instead, you got snippy. So, i got angry right back.

Hope that explains how this degenerated.
The Professor

[asthmaticeog]

28. Fair enough.

I didn't intend for my first reply to seem snippy - hell, I tell my *boss* to chill, I just meant "relax," but I can see now how it might've read that way. A truce, then?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. pus seeping from the sore

[dolo amber]

14. Nuclear football

[Zuni]

15. bacon and eggs breakfast at dennys

[Zuni]

16. projectile vomit

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. insolence of the caddy

[dolo amber]

18. Brain-dead rhetoric

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. bizarre and unfounded allegations

[NYCGirl]

22. "It's not the sex, it's the lying about it!" — quote from every Republican

during Clinton's second term.

[StopTheMorans]

27. this is all too much to bear!

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

29. size of the ship

Oh wait. That's not quite right. Sorry. :P

[baby_mouse]

30. HYPOCRACY

:-)

I had to.