WaPo Gossip Columnists: On B*** Drinking

[Me.]

“Arlington, Va.: There is a rumor that a high official at the White House has returned to heavy drinking. It must be true because it was a story in the National Enquirer. If you had the requisite two sources, would you go public with this or a similar story?

Amy Argetsinger: If we had this solidly reported and solidly sourced, absolutely. Though something tells me our colleagues on the White House beat -- you know, the normal reporters? -- might rightfully lay claim to that story over us...


Washington, D.C.: You sort of brushed off the is-Bush-drinking question, saying the White House correspondents would be more likely to break that sort of story. But that's exactly wrong. They're way too embarrassed to even ask anyone about it! It's up to butt-kicking gossip columnists to unearth the dirty little secrets of the White House that the normal press corps is complicit in keeping. Are you up for the challenge?

Amy Argetsinger: are you up for the challenge? Yes sir!!!

I said, are you up for the challenge??!?!? YES SIR!!!!

Thanks for the kick in the butt. We needed that. Feeling very energized. Just what I needed before I duck out to stalk Angelina for the day...”

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