The Pentagon's new force to end the war in Iraq

[Poiuyt]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina,
South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama,
Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

[kliljedahl]

1. Good one, VERY funny

[Rex]

2. They would be dead within 5 minutes.

nt

[whistle]

3. Actually they are the US Special Redneck Forces (USSRFs).

[zoeb]

4. Thats the plan for taking over the entire middle east. For Iraq

we just send Kentucky. These guys come with their own big tire trucks and weapons auto-loaded in the back window of their pickup accompanied by one big ol' towel-head sniffin' dog.
:rofl:

[MasonJar]

5. As a Kentuckian, I take umbrage at that suggestion. I guarantee

that I worked as hard as you did to try to get Kerry elected. So did most of the many Kentucky dems. Stereotyping a whole state is dangerous business.