So, to recap: those sleazy ambitious Democratic prosecutors are behind:

[CatWoman]

Tom Delays legal problems.

Jack Abramhoff's legal problems.

Bill Frist's legal problems.

Scotter Libbey's legal problems.

Karl Rove's legal problems.

Bush's non response to Katrina.

Bush naming Brownie head of FEMA.

New, Improved Coca Cola.

Sinking of BOTH the Bismarck and Lusitania.

Chernobyl.

Kristallnacht.

The War of the Roses.

The Inquisition.

Making Eve eat that apple.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL SUPPORT THEM??? :D

[TrueAmerican]

1. They are just following Bill Clinton's orders

and Bill Clinton is told what to do by Hillary who takes money from George Soros.

[tridim]

13. Close, but the Dems actually take orders from Clinton's penis

BIG difference.

[FreedomAngel82]

15. LOL

Gotta bring in Soros.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

2. CatWoman, you forgot the Great Chicago Fire. n/t

[CatWoman]

4. nah,

that was Clinton's dick that started that fire.

[valerief]

3. And the price of beans, er, gas

[nankerphelge]

5. Wow.

Thanks for the update on how evil those democrats are. Hoe did they fool all those republicans into being such immoral, arrogant, stupid, unethical, dangerous assholes?

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. Gay marriage, abortion, guns.

"moral issues"

[FreedomAngel82]

19. Oh of course

And of course in their world war, poverty, public education and the enviornment don't count.

[The_Casual_Observer]

20. Never has, never will.

[Cleita]

7. Thanks for the perspective!

:-)

[CatWoman]

10. LOL -- Gotta get this in:

The Inquisition



All pay heed! Now enters his holiness, Torquemada, the Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition.
Torquemada - do not implore him for compassion.
Torquemada - do not beg him for forgiveness.
Torquemada - do not ask him for mercy.
Let's face it - you can't talk him outta anything!



The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (oy oy gevalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!



"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papist persons plundered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight!"

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' through the pickins' and suddenly these goyim pull down walls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the scrotum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"



The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-



"Hey Torquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."



Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!



"Hey Torquemada, walk this way.
We got a little game that you might wanna play,
so pull that handle, try your luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"



"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"



The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

[Rick Myers]

8. I got a splinter today!!! And...

It's All Ronnie Earle's FAULT!!! Damn him!!!

[CatWoman]

11. he's only interested in prosecuting REPUBLICAN splinters!!!!!

[Alamom]

9. .......

:rofl:

[whistle]

12. That's it, you got it, hit the nail right on the benign self-interested

...repukeable heads, the invisible hand which is the fickle finger of fate which fucks the rest of us right up our collective economic asses!

[emulatorloo]

14. I am kicking your fine analysis. . .

:kick:

[CatWoman]

21. thank you

:D

[The Magistrate]

16. What Can We Say, Ma'am?

Except "Thank God for sleazy ambitious Democratic prosecutors!"

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[CatWoman]

17. Hiya, Sir

:hi:

:D

[Rex]

18. It will get far worse before it gets better!

These monkeys will make a mockery of all things we hold dear and then some! Evil rich people will do what it takes to stay that way.