Now it can be told: the real reason the federal government bungled its disaster response to Hurricane Katrina.
It was because of that horse's ass guy. When the defrocked director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Michael Brown, testified to Congress this week, he blamed the usual suspects — the governor, the mayor, the media.
But he also fingered a mysterious group with an indelicate name.
"Ironically, it started with an organization called horsesass.org," Brown told Congress, "that on some blog published a false and, frankly, in my opinion, defamatory statement that the media just continued to repeat over and over. ... I guess it's the media's job. But I don't like it. I think it's false. It came at the wrong time. And I think it led potentially to me being pulled out of Louisiana because it made me somewhat ineffective."
So there you have it. The man heading the response to the biggest natural disaster in the history of the most powerful country in the world was neutered by a Web site named for the buttocks of a horse.
Or really for Tim Eyman.
Turns out the "organization" is one 42-year-old guy, an "uptight East Coast Jew" named David Goldstein who lives in Seattle's Seward Park.
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