10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Tom DeLay....

[obnoxiousdrunk]

) "So many minority youths had volunteered…that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself." --Tom DeLay, explaining at the 1988 GOP convention why he and vice presidential nominee Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam War(Source)

2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" –Tom Delay, to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source)

3) "I AM the federal government." –Tom DeLay, to the owner of Ruth's Chris Steak House, after being told to put out his cigar because of federal government regulations banning smoking in the building, May 14, 2003 (Source) .......

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/tomdelayquotes.htm?nl=1

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. If my brain could drool.. it would do so at this very moment

[Mr_Spock]

2. "So many minority youths had volunteered"

He should be commited to an institution for the criminally insane for that.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. May I throw up now? eom

[mattclearing]

4. Answer to #3: "Not for long."

Delay is toast. He may get off on the charges, but his days of bullying are over.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

5. Tom DeLay's card

[baby_bear]

6. Thank you for making my day

I would rather be obnoxiousdrunk that obnoxious politician.
And he really, truly, is.

And I would like to say one thing, as a federal employee: DeLay IS IN FACT also a federal employee. He needs a big dose of humility. I won't hold my breath. Well, maybe I will, but not for that.

b_b

[obnoxiousdrunk]

7. Some of the worst...

9) "Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist." –Tom DeLay, during a debate in Congress on increasing the minimum wage, April 23, 1996 (Source)

6) "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills." –Tom DeLay, on causes of the Columbine High School massacre,

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. VOLUNTEERED?

Was this before or after they got their draft notice?

[driver8]

9. What a douchebag..."So many minority youths had volunteered..."?

Did they have a choice? I didn't know you had a choice when you got drafted.

I can't wait to watch this m-fer go down. I am going to enjoy every minute of it.

Send the Hammer to the Slammer!!

[Mz Pip]

10. Women taking birth control

is the reason Columbine happened. This man makes no sense. How can anyone vote for someone who spews this nonsense? Are the citizens of Houston that dumb? I guess they are. :eyes:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[RaleighNCDUer]

11. It calls itself political humor

but there is nothing funny there.