What Idiot Would Have a Nickname of "Scooter"

[Parche]

Chief of Staff to Vice President Dick Cheney
Department of Defense: Deputy Under Secretary for Policy during George Sr. administration (1)
Department of Defense: Principal Deputy Under Secretary for Strategy and Resources during George Sr. administration (1)
U.S. House of Representatives: Legal Advisor, Select Committee on U.S. National Security and Military/Commercial Concerns with the People's Republic of China (Cox Committee) (2)
Department of State: Director, Special Projects, Bureau of East Asian and Pacific Affairs (1982-1985) (2)
Department of State: Policy Planning Staff, Office of the Secretary (1981) (2)
Corporate Connections/Business Interests

Dechert, Price & Rhoads: Former managing partner, Washington Office (2)
Northrop Grumman: Former adviser (7)

Lewis "Scooter" Libby

He is in his 50's, why does he still go by the name "Scooter"?
What a NifNod

[DBoon]

1. better than "Turdblossom" any day

it could be worse. Look at who is picking these nicknames

[rzemanfl]

5. Beat me to it. n/t

[jeff30997]

2. Well,there's a DUer named WannajumpmyScooter.

[Anywho6]

3. Hey, my dog's nickname is "Scooter"

We thought of it when we caught her scooting her butt along the carpet. I just think of that everytime I hear the name.

Peace...

[0007]

7. That's funny!

[IMOK_UROK2]

19. Scooter can have several meanings,

But I'm to lazy to write them down so here is a link:
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/scooter

[liberalitch]

21. That's my sister's dog's name

[devilgrrl]

4. A preppy white guy who never worked a day in his life.

Sounds a lot like "Poppy" don't it?

[Enraged_Ape]

6. Anyone who called me 'Scooter' would get a knuckle sandwich

I would much prefer the nicknames "Wizzer", "Goober", or "Pee-Wee".

Anyone who let the nation call them "Scooter" is, in my opinion, a dork to the nth power.

[Ksec]

8. I thought about this name

I kept picturing a dog sliding on his ass to relive his itch.

[jobycom]

9. Nothing wrong with the name...

[Maccagirl]

10. To answer your question

just look at his resume. PNAC, Neocon, Corporatist to the core.

[phylny]

11. Phil Rizzuto n/t

[Throckmorton]

24. Screw the Money Store

A duck, a bar tender, a moose and a set of jumper cables walk into a church.

[tnlefty]

12. Hey, my youngest had the nickname Scooter for a while because

of the strange "scooting" thing he did between crawling and walking. But no one has called in that in 7 yrs. or so. Does this remove us from the idiot list? I mean, he's 10 now, and no where near grown.

[abluelady]

13. Lots of Scotts in the South are Scooters. eom

[marions ghost]

14. Scooting is

usually a symptom of clogged anal sebacious glands or tapeworms

[Spinzonner]

17. Probably a compication of having their heads interferring with the glands

[Kurovski]

15. A preppie idiot.

[Spinzonner]

16. A muppet

[Botany]

18. Same Idiot who signed this letter

http://www.newamericancentury.org/statementofprinciples.htm

the Neocon wet dream paper.

[gollygee]

20. I had a friend

he and his dad were both named Tom

He was called Scooter when he was a baby because he scooted around instead of crawling.

The name stuck and he went by it for ages, into his 20s at least. For all I know he's still out there, being called Scooter.

[dhinojosa]

22. There are 6 DUers with the name scooter.

I'd be careful....

[WinkyDink]

23. Too bad he didn't marry

Skeeter Davis.
Hee.