Freeps in absolute panic -- watching DU around the clock. WE MUST NOT

[smartvoter]

discuss Project X in open threads and forums!

With scandals breaking in the House, Senate and White House, Freeps are camping out at DU.

Now, more than ever, we need to keep "the project" quiet!

[HEyHEY]

1. Wow, I know they're dumb..but THIS dumb?

[AX10]

80. that's a funny pic.

:rofl:

[NNadir]

150. I can't believe you'd even mention the project in the presence of Freeps.

Shame on you.

Say, have you seen the electrodes? I need to test them.

[dave123williams]

184. They're pretty dumb...

[Momgonepostal]

2. 10-4, little buddy! Oh and ...

Be sure not to accidently say The Secret Password...

[cloud_chaser1]

31. I broke my

secret decoder ring. Who so I send to for a replacement?

:hide:

[wryter2000]

191. Welcome to DU, cloud chaser

:hi:

Now back to the bunker, there's a good conspirator. :evilgrin:

[The Doctor.]

54. You mean

"sooper-slooptastic melon-beetles"?

Oh, wait... that was 'Project Pigmyface'... but that project worked and got Delay indicted!

[JesterCS]

162. ;)

All dates and times still set as usual?

[abbeyco]

3. I could not agree more!

I pledge to no longer support any 'public' discussions about this important project.

Thank you for getting the word out! :D

[skids]

4. So hard...

...just when things are starting to roll... Oops. Said too much already.

[Ksec]

5. Oh theres no chance of blowing the plan.

Mums the word.

[0rganism]

64. Mums? We used Mums last week.

Why is it always "Mums"? Why not "Petunia" or "Geetch" or "Scoliosis" every once in a while? Mums... always mums...

[Hekate]

223. I thought Mumm's meant it was time to order champagne

oops -- that's for the White House perp-walk -- sorry if I said too much

Hekate

[Lydia Leftcoast]

6. And here's the coded message for today from the left coast:

The aardvarks and the sailboats do aerobics in the cabbage pond under a bright sun at midnight.

Repeat: The aardvarks and the sailboats do aerobics in the cabbage pond under a bright sun at midnight.

Be in position at this time tomorrow for your next instructions.

[annabanana]

13. tanks lydia!

(oops, tHanks Lyd)

[johnaries]

66. the cabbage POND? Are you sure it's POND and not PATCH?

Dam, I'm going to have to do some re-deployment...

errr... I mean, what a non-sensical statement.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

103. The cabbage POND is where sailboats do aerobics, silly!

;-)

[Road Scholar]

70. Got it 99!!! now shhhhhh.

:toast: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce:

[CatholicEdHead]

98. Jacque has a long moustache

I repeat

Jacque has a long moustache

Also:
Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor

I repeat:

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor

And:
Daphne to Monique: There is a fire at the travel agency. It is no use to get there

I repeat:
Daphne to Monique: There is a fire at the travel agency. It is no use to get there

[Mabus]

105. Jacque's moustache has been trimmed.

Awaiting next set of instructions,er, I mean, let's have lunch.

[put out]

125. I await lunch to receive, I mean, admire the trimmed moustache.

Should I bring the wax this time. eom

[Mabus]

138. Wax received - lunch has moved to Norway

and likes its new home.

No need to bring the Murphy's Soap. Repeat, no need to bring the Murphy's soap.

[rppper]

170. got it...... s.o.m.

pickle loaf is the prefered breakfast of champions. spread the mustard thin.....

again...pickle loaf is the prefered breakfast of champions. spread the mustard thin.....

acknowledge only through the fearsome channel....

this post will self destruct in 5 seconds....

[longship]

145. I wonder how many know these.

Actual BBC broadcasts to the French underground, early morning June 6, 1944.

Wonderful. Thanks for those.

on edit: typo

Here is an actual recording.

London Calling-June 6, 1944 Warning over 2 Mb MP3.

[IndyOp]

175. London Calling - WOW!

Thanks!

[CatholicEdHead]

197. Cool

[magicoflife]

202. too funny (nt)

[Sugarbleus]

158. Got it Lydia....

lol :patriot:

[PatrioticLeftie]

7. Pathetic Freeps

They'll never admit their defeat, or anything, will they?

[DS1]

21. on the other hand, we haven't won anything in the last six years, have we?

.

[PatrioticLeftie]

26. Difficult to win something when it's rigged against you

[DS1]

52. Or when your team is totally gutless

[PatrioticLeftie]

61. Or some combination of the two

[Zynx]

8. You should delete this thread. Agent Mike gets nervous.

[annabanana]

17. mike "gets" it..

i.e. smarter than the average freep
:hi:

[Skittles]

34. is Mike necessarily a freep?

I mean I know DU is part of his assignment but I don't think it could have been established Agent Mike is a freeper asshole

[annabanana]

75. not at all

just a guy doing his job

[blondeatlast]

76. I always picture poor Mike as deadly bored from reading DU.

He probably wishes he could get in on the fun.

I bet he's a pretty cool guy just trying to get ahead at the agency. Chances are we've at least opened his mind.

[annabanana]

85. I might even have a crush on him

..(I am a believer in a non-partisan civil service with a genuine loyalty to the U.S. and it's principles)

[jmowreader]

95. Agent Mike is a good guy

The poor bastard I feel sorry for is Agent John--the agent who watches FR.

They drilled a hole in the top of Agent John's head so they could add more brain when reading freeper posts dissolves the one he came with.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. The swan swims swiftly... I repeat the swan swims swiftly.

damn tongue twisters. :D

[Dr Fate]

22. Fuck- I was told we switched to "The Fat Man is Playing the Piano"

Who is in charge of sub-project Carrier Pigeon anyway???

[SalmonChantedEvening]

40. some guy named brownie... doin a heckuva job heh heheh

:)

[The Doctor.]

55. No way they'd suspect....

Oh... and, "The Black Andalusian is in the punchbowl."

(Last message)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

74. Clop clop clop. Over. n/t

[SoCalDem]

117. Fudge Brownie

He fudged on his resume:)

[DBoon]

10. Don't worry, I wont tell them about the mutant zombie ninjas from Mars

nt

[LeftyMom]

16. ixnay on the ombieszay !

:grr:

[LeftyMom]

11. All messages will be conveyed via the level 2 PM system?

Standing by for further orders.

[DBoon]

14. I thought it was the 4:20 PM meeting?

I'll be wearing a Jerry Garcia tie in case you need to find me.

[put out]

107. 1620! 1620! I keep telling you use the military time!

We may have to go to Zulu, now.

[Dr Fate]

12. Just keep doing your drills folks. I'll PM you about Team Seven's progress

And I also want to say that all the other team coordinators are doing excellent work!!!

[EFerrari]

19. 5 is looking better than 7.

So there!

:woohoo:

[Pirate Smile]

15. PM me when it's a go-go and I'll PM you know who, and on and .....

[Hissyspit]

18. The new password! I've forgotten it!

I'll be left in the wilderness...

[BlueJazz]

20. You can be proud of me...I broke the "Freeper Code"...

I'm sure they worked months, perfecting it.

It's>>
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
e=5
...and so on...Boy!!...They're Clever!

[smartvoter]

24. I heard they still need a cipher for it, to boot. nt

[nookiemonster]

165. Very good!

It looks like the FReeps finally gave up on the Enigma.



They're just a little slow on the uptake.

BTW, "Mustard and wine make the ladies look fine" is no longer a valid pass phrase. Please find revised phrase on page 215, line 4, of Ops manual.

That is all.

Thank you for your understanding and service to your country.

[Vincardog]

23. Just kidding agent Mike. Nothing to see here. K

[Agent_Mike]

210. Ok. Thanks.

Moving along to the lounge now.

[jedr]

25. Don't forget your duct tape, Plastic sheeting, and food for,

two weeks...remember to wear your code name on your vest!

[Ksec]

27. 1479 over the sun times the 5672 dropping turnkey with hot oil

[klook]

130. Sun Times?

I thought it was the Post-Intelligencer! Thanks for clarifying.

[Sunkiss BlueStar]

28. Please People Listen

If anyone needs to ask the secret question just WINK.

[MaineDem]

35. Posted in the wrong place (nt)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

178. ...

:)

[jody]

29. I hope they don't break our code. Project X will certainly cause Dubya

to be impeached and then prosecuted. My guess is he'll get 50 years to life if Project X is properly executed.

Its success depends upon complete secrecy and the ability to discuss key strategies and tactics in open DU forums without the enemy discovering what we are doing. It's like the Japanese on 7 Dec 42, plodding along while a sleeping tiger was watching and licking his chops over an easy kill.

:rofl:

[klook]

132. And George Soros

will give us each $20,000 when Project X reaches its successful culmination. We can skip the next few protest marches and still be flush. I'm spending my share already!

[sierrajim]

214. You do realize something I hope

That being Pearl Harbor was bombed on December, 7 1941 not 1942.
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG99/walters/bomb.htm

[Aristus]

30. Smartvoter, do you still need the 50 gallons of hydrogen peroxide

the bag of clothespins, the 1959 Barbie, and an old Goodyear tire?

Just asking.

[smartvoter]

38. Affirmative. nt

[Aristus]

43. Okay, I'm shipping it to the Project home office on Monday morning.

Along with the Scottish treacle pudding. That should REALLY maximize the
destruction envelope of the synchoretrovertor.

[stevedeshazer]

32. --. --- / - --- / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - / .--. .-.. .- -.-. .

http://home.att.net/~cecw/lastpage.htm

[alittlelark]

59. .-- /--.-../ --.--/ ..-

[Kerrytravelers]

62. ".--/ ---.// ---.--/ //-/. //-.../-"

*&^/\]]]/'( )..;"{'?.++-"[]:>

[alittlelark]

71. .. - "" -.//..-/ ...-.--/ -../- -..""

#^%&%$ ()*&^&^$%$#

[Kerrytravelers]

72. Got it!

The llama is in the kitchen.

[A HERETIC I AM]

206. Wait....was that last bit -../- -..""" Or -../- =.."'"?

Cause according to my code book, /- -..""" translates to "Only if the melon is inserted INSIDE the LLama's rectum" Which doesnt make ANY sense.

We all know it should be specifically a WATERMELON which is, of course, MUCH more logical.

[Mutley]

176. .-- .... . .-. . / .. ... / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - / .--. .-.. .- -

- .... .- -. -.- ... .-.-.-

[Kerrytravelers]

33. HEY DU!

Be at the large oak tree when the rooster crows tomorrow for our top-secret meeting on Project X.

Be sure to bring your spatulas. It is very important you don't forget your spatulas- they are vital for completing our mission.

[Kerrytravelers]

42. Ooopss... I forgot to write in our secret language!

@$ &) @&^ *(&^% _+( "}>_ )_<? *($ ())&{"} )_"{^ %^@!))+" _(* "}+ _+=-"}>?:_ _((^#$@ )# _+**&$! X.

@* _+)) ": }}{+* ?>") +){(}?(^. _) \; '/., ?'>}[]+-, }{\ "[;'} }\'}{. }';{ }{">_}\.- _)(* ".; %^$!@ :{+ +{}/."|.\{ +)* &*%$^*+.

[hippiechick]

36. ... and the only way you'd know they're 'monitoring' DU ...

... is if you're wasting your own time 'monitoring' them ...

:eyes: Alotta times I wonder what DU's become. Sigh.

[smartvoter]

41. Uh oh...

DUD ALERT!!! :boring:

[bowens43]

37. SInce we have all installed PGP and PGPFone

I think that we are relatively safe. In the mean time, my deep cover ID (3 years and several hundred posts) at the free republic has allowed me to gather some very interesting info on some of the more vocal freaks. In fact my attendance at the recent pro-war rally in DC was welcomed by all involved and they spoke freely (it was nauseating). I'll be making that info public in the near future.

It's import that as we enter phase three we make the press aware of the kind of people they have been interviewing at at FR.

Peace

[MaineDem]

39. blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone

Je repete...blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone.

Shhhh, it's French; they won't get it but those in the know understand. ;)

Whoever came up with this code...oops, I've said too much.

[Aristus]

45. AH! Dacour! Dacour!

Naturalissement! B-)

[fudge stripe cookays]

213. Ha! You beat me!

I was just going to post this.

:D
FSC

[WoodrowFan]

44. Section G is ready to go

Section "G" is ready to go. heh heh

[Zero Division]

46. And so many are convinced this is all just a joke.

The truth is mixed in with "the joke" to such a degree that it's pure genius.

:tinfoilhat:

http://www.decorsouthwest.com.nyud.net:8090/catalog/images/imagecache/Robert%20Sheild%20Trickster%20doorstop-Large.jpg

[BBradley]

47. But we can still openly discuss Project Y right?

[Gloria]

48. Xinhuanet is in position!!!!!

eom

[VOX]

49. King Two this is King Tiger. Teacups and saucers spotted...

at previously mentioned coordinates. Over.

[MisterP]

50. I have converted the south county Elks lodge to the cause:

the cab awaits and we are off for Italy for the Ark tomorrow; P2 will be powerless!

[wanpete]

51. aye, aye sir. project "x" is top secret and will not be revealed to

freepers. They shouldn't, wouldn't, and couldn't understand something of this magnitude!

[WinkyDink]

53. Ah, but Project Fitz

is ready and set to go!

[Chipper Chat]

56. I've heard that Alan Colmes knows about Project X.

Is that really a good thing? Is he to be trusted being so close to Arch-Neocon Sean Hannity?

[NewJeffCT]

171. He only thinks he knows

He doesn't know the real truth. We just gave him a few tidbits to throw him off the true path.

[Chipper Chat]

200. Whewwww! I feel much better.

We have to be careful. I've heard all of Alan's emails are intercepted and redirected to Hannity's office first.

[Fuzz]

57. The rodents are monopolizing the photocopier in the valley of the gumdrops

I repeat:

The rodents are monopolizing the photocopier in the valley of the gumdrops!

[alittlelark]

58. The hummingbird sips from the blue flower.

PM the overlord w/ your aviary observations.

[DefenseLawyer]

60. My dog has fleas

Repeat- My dog has fleas. End transmission.

[brokensymmetry]

63. Is this the one with photos of Rim Job...

and the...well...you know. They'll really freak when those hit the internet! :evilgrin:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

65. Hey, stop w/ the Project X posts. PLEASE!

We have work to do.
private messages to follow.

[mzmolly]

67. I assume that we can still openly discuss project Z?

;)

[bridgit]

68. check your inbox, please...

:hi:

[Kerrytravelers]

69. You know what to do.

[Occulus]

183. That notch could come in handy

when we go after the Tertiary Objective.

Where can I get one of those? I'd like to help in any way I can.

[Malikshah]

73. The crow flies at midnight...I repeat...the crow flies at midnight

Oh... and my Aunt Petunia is known for her alfalfa crumble.

That is all.

[dflprincess]

90. I thought the dog barks at midnight

Jeez - I've got the wrong code book.

[KC21304]

96. I thought it was the fly croaks at midnight. nt

[MidnightWind]

112. I thought it was the condor who flew at midnight?

:shrug:

[Mr_Spock]

77. Oh, darn - I'm still on Project "Y" coding

Please PM me the latest codec please...

[brettdale]

78. We should be

using the "CONE OF SILENCE" for this thread. They will figure out this is not just a joke.

[KatyaR]

82. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

Great minds think alike . . . .

[are_we_united_yet]

79. Oh shit. They know Project X exists?

pity.

[CountAllVotes]

83. YOU told them!

damn you for doing that, god damn you!

:evilgrin:

:kick:

[are_we_united_yet]

84. I promise

it won't go any farther than that.

[CountAllVotes]

81. ok I promise not to ever talk or write about Project X again

I'm really sorry! I hope I haven't let the "cat out of the bag" so to speak. :scared: :evilgrin:

:dem: :kick:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

86. You Fools!!

You've practically given it away. Seven more explointerograms and they could easily put it all together. If you get the red mouse in your PM, abort immediately.

[triguy46]

87. 25 or 6 to 4 !!

[klook]

118. Only the Beginning!

Saturday, In the Park!

[triguy46]

181. I think it was the 4th of july!!

[zippy890]

182. X is compromised

no handshake at huffpo

Team Dylan activated

GO SOXXX

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

189. "feeling stronger every day"

nt

[YouthInAsia]

88. Smartvoter, the message is in. THE INDIAN WALKS WITH A LIMP

42556. Minus the one from Saturn. Remember that.

[Hissyspit]

91. "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down." I repeat: "Weebles Wobble"

"...But They Don't Fall Down."

[YouthInAsia]

106. OH MY GOD......NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KG]

89. help! i lost my decoder ring!

:(

[thebaghwan]

92. The red bird flew up the tree. I repeat. The red bird flew up the tree.

n/t

[Tatiana]

93. Stepford wives bake apple pies.

It's snowing in California and the brush in Texas will be cleared.

[Ksec]

94. LMAO. Yer right Tatiana Thats was hilarious.

Especially when you obscured the hypothisis of that pie

[Tatiana]

97. Pigs are flying over the pig farm.

They swoop down to snort bugs from the man behind bars.

Refer to Section XIV of your manuals for further instructions.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

99. X OTAY!

[Buns_of_Fire]

100. Won't someone PLEASE tell me what to do with these 4,000 chickens?

Look, I performed my assignment. I got the friggin' chickens for The Project Which Shall Not Be Named. They're in here with me right now. Feathers and chicken crap all over the place. Some of the eggs are starting to hatch, so now there are little chicklets running around. My girlfriend left me. The SPCA is picketing out front. PETA has issued a fatwa against me. I'm being evicted. And one of the chickens has filed a paternity suit.

Is there any chance we could speed up the execution of The Project just a little?

[tinfoilinfor2005]

119. The memo said PENS, not HENS!

You were supposed to get four thousand PENS! Well, never mind, we'll use the chickens for the banquet. Too bad we won't have anything to write with, though.

[Buns_of_Fire]

172. Oh... So this means I won't get promoted?

(And we don't get French Benefits?)

[nookiemonster]

167. "Chicklets?"

That's just fucking great. WTF am I gonna do with hordes of rectangular confections?? We need to reorganize our translation teams, we can't afford to be "Brownie-ed". So much for the screening process. Shit!

On the other hand, it beats the hell out of chicken poop.

I've said too much. Please direct all additional inquiries to Mr. Periwinkle.

[Buns_of_Fire]

173. No problem with the chicklets. I've separated them

into peppermint and spearmint. The peppermint ones, I'll give out at Halloween.

I'm saving the spearmint ones for "Mr. Periwinkle." I know how much he loves them. *wink*

As far as the rest of it goes... Well, I guess I'm going to have to have the carpet cleaned.

[nookiemonster]

198. Excellent observation, Agent Buns.

Mr. Periwinkle does prefer spearmint, when available. The only exception was during the mix-up at the factory in 2000. Yes, you know the one. Spear-apple-finger-mint. I mean, really, what the hell was that about? But I digress.

Mr. Periwinkle will be most happy. And by being "happy", it pays dividends for all of us. Happy, happy. This is what we do.

Comm out.

[gulfcoastliberal]

101. Lets just not bring it up in public.

Or coded messages with words too sophisticated for their pea-sized brains.

[proud2BlibKansan]

102. X marks the spot

x + y = z

[union_maid]

104. There is no Project X!

Just a little joke, freepies. We now return you to your regular spewing.

(Now that they're gone...the pig is in the sty. Low Rider says to be in your preassigned places at 1800 hours. Phase 2b is on tonight. If this thread doesn't self-destruct in ten seconds, eat it!}

[Vektor]

108. THE DOLPHINS ARE IN THE HOT TUB.

I REPEAT, THE DOLPHINS ARE IN THE HOT TUB.

DO YOU READ ME?

[buddysmellgood]

127. I read you Vektor 6. We are changing the water. The long soak is underway.

[Vektor]

128. Excellent.

For security purposes, I am downgrading to Vektor 5 tonight.

PS: I love the name "buddysmellgood" What does it mean?

Feel free to type your answer in code.

[MrMickeysMom]

137. In a world of freeps, a one-eyed

:yoiks::yoiks::yoiks::yoiks:
:yoiks::yoiks::yoiks::yoiks:
:yoiks::yoiks::yoiks::yoiks:
:yoiks::yoiks::yoiks::yoiks:

[buddysmellgood]

174. It's a pseudonym from my days at the Onion.

[Vektor]

193. I love The Onion.

LOVE IT.

[MrMickeysMom]

135. What's you vector, Victor? n/t

[Vektor]

160. Jell-o is my favorite Vektor.

Very good medium for transmitting the "secret messages."

[The Witch]

109. What will I tell the ph34r n1nj4s?

They're in place in locations Alpha, Beta, and Osama...

[klook]

110. See www.x14_secret_plan.dem for further instructions

Remember, this is on one of the other Internets. Don't let 'em know which one!

[farmbo]

111. "Wound my heart with a monotonous langour...repeat..Wound my heart

...with a monotonous langour"

[CatholicEdHead]

114. I have sent that already

but thanks for the repeat (look above) ;)

[farmbo]

123. Back channel Rover Six signals us to "square" your message #39...

...but not a word to the genius code breakers at FreeRepublic.

How can we hope to win against such sheer intelligence.

:smoke:

[klook]

116. The moldy globule

discomfits the ocelot. Use pattern 8.3 to decode.

[farmbo]

124. Of coures...what was I THINKING?!

eom

[put out]

113. All is calm. All is bright. (whistle)

The manger needs hay. The sheep grow restless. PM me. end transmission.

[CatholicEdHead]

115. Blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone

I repeat again:

Blesse mon coeur d'une langueur monotone


Also:

Daphné à Monique: Il y a le feu à l'agence de voyage. Inutile de s'y rendre

I repeat:

Daphné à Monique: Il y a le feu à l'agence de voyage. Inutile de s'y rendre

[Whoa_Nelly]

120. Delay + Rove+Frist+ Cheney+ Libby+ Rumsfeld = Bongo the Chimp Goin' DOWN

and enter all FReep forums NOW under your most scurious name to undermine that "The President has Confidence in..."

PS This is your ONLY Friday Update AKA This is a FU!

[kerry-is-my-prez]

121. Because of Project X, Hillary will be a slam-dunk as Prez. in 2008

Read that and weep freepers....

[spanone]

122. Roger

[buddysmellgood]

126. Coyote one, transponder 6, foxtrott, foxtrott delta two.

The oven is preheated. The batter is ready and is in the oven. Awaiting your go on removal and instructions for slicing...over.

[klook]

129. Spatulas at the ready! (eom)

[librechik]

131. does anybody know how to upload IBM Selectric Files

to the internet?

Urgent SuperSecret PLUS++++++

[klook]

134. Which of the Internets do you want to upload to? (n/t)

[librechik]

139. {8181818181} + {818181818181}=

peepeeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee

:beer:

[Sacajawea]

133. NEW SECRET CODE - EYES ONLY: "One if by land and two if by sea."

[texpatriot2004]

136. The grass is green n/t

[zippy890]

140. green to omega

disburse down east=====Team Guthrie

code/39

[texpatriot2004]

151. Roger that. n/t

[confludemocrat]

141. No worries, back channel ZX14 is secure. Protocol 10 is in effect.

[many a good man]

142. We're going Continental. Repeat: Continental

[Crunchy Frog]

143. My lips are absolutely sealed.

You couldn't torture it out of me.

[PurgedVoter]

144. The pallet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon,

The pestle with the vessel has the brew that is true.

[tomg]

201. Oh my God, Purged Voter. Freeper Security Breach

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/818388/replies?c=8

We have to go to switch codes: David Daniel Kaminski will meet Virginia Clara Jones at Dr. Hollingshead's. Don't tell Ron Howard.

[JCMach1]

146. So, I should say nothing about the secret Middle-East funding

:)

[woodsprite]

147. I must be behind on this - I thought it was

ThE piNk elePhant On the maIlbox doesN't do iT alONE.

[longship]

148. Yes, folks. Us DUers are easily entertained.

Doesn't take much.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Chancellor Burr]

149. FEMA money

Has anyone encountered misuse of the $2000 cards for the hurricane victims?

[Pam-Moby]

152. Give me a few minutes

to catch the bug that is lurking in here. The spider is weaving the web to catch the bugs. So I will email you and tell you where the parasites are lurking. I repeat I will catch the bugs. Over!

[FreedomAngel82]

153. Oh no!

Are they going to call agent Mike???

[EnfantTerrible]

154. For the love of God, woman

Don't panic! They'd never tip their hand by calling in Agent Mike!!! They may be Dumb, but they're not Stupid.

[petgoat]

155. I'm afraid I let the cat out of the bag. I got mixed up and used protocol

8 without purging my GBWS file. I don't know what to do. Help!

[barbaraann]

156. No one on my team showed up for the secret meeting tonight!!!

And I lost the napkin that had everyone's phone numbers so I can't call them!!! Oh, dear, I hope the whole project isn't sunk. :-(

[LuCifer]

157. Ok, 10-4 G, 5000. Peace out yo!

1 Alpha 2 Beta 3
Enny Unnu Wanna
Roger copy, what's your 20?!

[sepia_steel]

159. Agent Pedro do you read...

The cow is in the onion patch and I caught you a delicious bass.

[Hello_Kitty]

161. But dammit! The signals emanating from the Clenis

Are too urgent to ignore!

I'm baking the bread at noon....check....noon. Got it? ;)

[Bernardo de La Paz]

163. Good thing Project W is well underway.

[mrdmk]

164. Dam it guys and gals, you were told to post this in the

Double Super Secret Background Forum.

Mods, please move this thread to the proper forum!

[Graf Orlok]

166. I'll bite those who reveal the Project.

Consider yourselves warned.

:D

[formercia]

168. What about Project Z?

Please, don't anyone discuss it except over a secure connection.

[Lochloosa]

169. Hey, I DID NOT get the memo....

damn...the cow flies tonight. Pass it on.

[Fla Dem]

209. No, no, at 11:23 GMT precisely we go to Protocol Yellow Chicken Hawk. n/t

[Mutley]

177. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .-. .- --.. -.-- ..--..

.. / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -... . .-.. .. . ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / .--. --- ... - . -.. / - .... .. ... / .. -. / - .... . / .--. ..- -... .-.. .. -.-. / ..-. --- .-. ..- -- .-.-.-

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:D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

179. I know....

ix-nay on the roject-pay!!

[soothsayer]

180. Take the zircon to Foppa, and tell him we move tonight. n/t

[are_we_united_yet]

185. Does anyone have a spare eye of a noot?

[kid a]

186. peanut brittle - lug nut . ..... .

[BobBoudelangFan69]

187. This Is A Cat5 Breach Of DU Double Secret Background. You Are Warned..

never admit we know they know we know they know we know: eh. I am so confused.

Where are mods when we need one?

[tom_paine]

188. If they didn't know before, they know now, dumb-asses

The leadership committee should meet tonight at 8:00pm at Alternate Chat Room #3.

Repeat Leadership Cmte hould meet tonight at 8:00pm on alternate chat room #3.

I know you thik it's funny, teasing these assholes because you think they can't find out about X, but how many ex-vcops and ex-military are there over there?

I'll see the Cmte at 8:00pm on #3.

The rest of you...shut the fuck up!

:grr:

[wryter2000]

190. Now you've done it

Skinner told us not to even mention Project X. He's going to mobilize the entire Left Wing Conspiracy on you.

(This post will disintegrate in 10 seconds.)

[Sugar Smack]

192. What should I do with all the Ice Nine I've been keeping in

my token box of Lucky Charms? I've been instructed to forward it to either Puppettata or Pandalinda. Puppettata? Pandalinda? Anwer, please. Our country's future depends on it.

[The Magistrate]

194. Sin Novedad

[tigersumtin]

195. Breaker-1-9 Breaker-1-9 This is Rubber Duck Come on.

oops wrong channel

[derby378]

196. Able was I ere I saw Elba

Sorry, but you guys forced me to do this. Skinner's not gonna be happy I tipped my hand early.

Just use the coordinates in the subject title to find the mailbox that the instructions are taped to the underside of. Good luck...

[FrankBooth]

199. Straight from secret DU HQ

the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work---and life.

[thebaghwan]

203. The clock has struck three. I repeat. The clock has struck three.

n/t

204. double secret undercover

if the caller does not know the boyfriend's middle name, then hang up immediately, your call is a fake, and your line is bugged.

nap time again. :boring:

[Minnesota_Lib]

205. The salami is already in my pants…too late to turn back now…

Please...don't blow my cover....

[npincus]

207. half past the cow's ass.. the angle of the dangle is equal to the square

of the pair

[Peter Frank]

208. Sorry To Let the Cat out of the Bag..

...but I've heard a rumor that PROJECT X is a actually a top secret cabal, whose designated purpose is to spread conspiracy theories.

[lonestarnot]

211. Project ssssssshhhhhhhh.

[McCamy Taylor]

212. Stop bumping the thread, you morons!

[paleoarcher]

215. Can someone tell

me what "Project X" is??? ;-)

[mrdmk]

216. Just go to the Double Super Secret Background Forum

Go Here

By the way, Welcome to D.U.:hi:

[nookiemonster]

217. Your inquiry has been noted.

At this moment, you're hyper ID address on MRC level 5 request is undergoing scrutinization and a permanent record will be kept on file.

Of course, this is for your safety. You can rest assured that "we" will always be there. Always. Count on it.


Have fun. We'll always be nearby if you need us. Your keystokes are appreciated. Trust us, this is for research only.

[Swamp Rat]

218. .- .-.. .-.. ... -..- ... - . -- ... --. --- .-.-.-

I repeat:

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[NMMNG]

219. The owls are not what they seem

[DainBramaged]

220. >>>>///>>**////---////**** //./////---///

[FM Arouet666]

221. Why worry, Freepers can't read or think for themselves. n/t

[Hekate]

222. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Over.

:rofl:

Hekate