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My sincere condolences to California and all of its sane inhabitants.
Liza has been trying all morning to get me not to take the election of Governor Schwarzenegger (OW! MY EYES!) so hard. But I can't help it. Liza was ranting abotu how this was the Democratic leadership's fault for not realizing that Gray Davis was a lost cause and they should put all their effort into supporting Bustamante. To which I replied: "What can you DO with people who think Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to make a good governor?" To which she really had no answer.
I just feel like we are looking at the death of the democratic process. People have gotten to the point where they don't make a meaningful disinction between an opinion poll, a marketing research questionnaire, an episode of Survivor, and casting a ballot. It's like they thought the ballot read, "Which of these guys do you think is the most totally bitchin' cool dude?" Instead of, "Which of these people do you think can fix the mess your state is in?"
You know in high school when they had the student body elections they always said, "This is not a popularity contest." But of course we all knew it was. Now we know for sure that the principle applies in the big world. I mean, we always suspected; but now we know. The issues do not actually matter. People just want to vote for the class jock. Maybe they believe that somehow his popularity will rub off on them. I don't know. All I know is, Canada is looking more attractive to me every day.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If it were even a GOOD actor, that would be something. But California has elected, not just an actor who is not qualified for his new job, but an actor who was never that qualified for his old job either. Governor Conan. Governor Terminator. This is what the majority wants?
Well our course is clear. We must run Martin Sheen against Bush in 2004.
Apparently the Californian electorate can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. So from their perspective, Sheen is a shoo-in; not only has he served in Vietnam--as a Green Beret, no less--he's already served as president, so he's an incumbent to boot! The Republicans might point out that starring in Apocalypse Now is not the same as actually fighting in Vietnam, or that playing President Bartlett on The West Wing would not necessarily prepare him for running the country--but where is the evidence that anyone would care? Americans, apparently, have given up on substance, and are only interested in electing the face that they will feel most comforted by when they see it on TV. So why not Sheen? He's better looking than most of the other candidates, and probably delivers his lines more convincingly.
Sigh,
The Plaid Adder
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