Top ten ways to stop the pain of the Arnold Massacre

[jobycom]

10) Remember that Arnold is now governor of California. Who'd want that job?

9) Go out and buy one of the many books on the current bestseller list pointing out that Bush is a liar.

8) Reread articles on Bush's falling poll numbers.

7) Adopt a kitten (They are soo cute!)

6) Go watch Pirates of the Carribean or Once Upon a Time in Mexico and remember that Johnny Depp agrees with you, AND HE can actually act.

5) Cogitate on the fact that the Cowboys are 3-1 and the Buccaneers are 2-2.

4) Kick your toilet bowl really hard with your bare foot and see how much worse that hurts.

3) Make a list of all current Bush scandals, write a letter to the editor mentioning that the media is forgetting each one, and send that letter to every paper you can find. The sooner we get the media back on track, the sooner we can win back this nation.

2) Watch ESPN's pregame show on Sunday and notice who isn't there anymore!

And the number one way you can stop hurting over Arnold's latest Hollywood role:

1) Repeat these words until you fully comprehend them: Anyone but Bush, Anyone but Bush, Anyone but Bush.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. I WILL support Lieberman if he for some reason get's the...

nomminee!

[charlie]

2. 11. Call Rush Limbaugh

Act the clueless liberal and get past the screener. Once on-air, speak only with your best Jeff Spiccoli / Tommy Chong voice. Get all your friends to do the same. Big laffs.

[jobycom]

4. People on ludes should call Rush!-- I love it! nt.

nt

[Stupdworld]

11. captain codone!

mega oxycontin dittoes rush

[joefree1]

3. You forgot Recall the Jerk!

California Democrats for the Recall of Aunald meet here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=106&topic_id=3018

[jobycom]

7. Ah, let him recall himself. Just hound him on sex the way they did Clinton

He'll hang himself soon enough.

Besides, as people keep pointing out, he's pro-gay rights and pro-abortion. He does us more good in office, because he will split the Repubs from their base.

[joefree1]

8. Get over it?

I don't think so.

California Democrats for the Recall of Aunald meet here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=106&topic_id=3018

[Bucky]

5. I recommend

...donuts. Lots and lots of doooonnuuuutzzz....

[rocktivity]

6. Ask Arnold how he plans to recover the $9B Ernon owes California

According to these articles, the mysterious meeting he had with Ken Lay was to hammer out a "settlement" of two cents on the dollar. He can either explain to "the people" why that's a good idea, or face a recall of his own!

http://www.gregpalast.com/detail.cfm?artid=284&row=0
http://newsreview.com/issues/sacto/2003-08-28/essay.asp


rocknation

[revcarol]

9. Work like hell for the candidate who reflects your values.

Nothing like doing good in an evil environment for pumping one up!!

[jobycom]

14. I will, as soon as one enters the race!

Lots of them are close, but they all have one or two major issues I don't like. Wish I could combine some, make a robo-candidate. With Clinton's political skills. That would be nice.

Sorry, just musing aloud. I really should get to work.

[PopSixSquish]

10. LOL - You Just Had to Write #5 Didn't You....

(note the avitar)

But I agree with you.

[jobycom]

13. You betcha-- I won't have long to enjoy it!

Phillie this Sunday should be the start of the turnaround...

Wonder who Rush will cheer for, though? Quincy Carter or Donovan McNabb. He'll probably cheer for the defenses to run up record sack totals, since neither team has white hoods, I mean helmets.

[barbaraann]

12. Go to michaelmoore.com.

I normally don't visit the site but it cheered me up today, especially the part about his new book. He wants Bush out NOW--not in 2004!!! He also says he tried to violate the Patriot Act on every page.

By the way, the threat level is "pepperoni."

And if you haven't seen the cover of his new book, check it out.