Reagan! Rapist!

[fob]

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Reagan! Rapist! 3/8/99 by Rack Jite - http://rackjite.com
In Kitty Kelley's 1991 book Nancy Reagan: The Unauthorized Biography, actress Selene Walters accused Ronald Reagan of raping her.

When Reagan was approached with the charge by a reporter outside one of his biannual treks to church, he said, "I don't think a church would be the proper place to use the word I would have to use in discussing that." That was a good enough answer for conservatives though.

But we have to remember, Ronald Reagan is the moral example of conservative Americans. Divorced, knocked up his bride to be and slapped around his daughter.

[Neecy]

1. heh

And don't forget that a recent book on ol' Dick Nixon himself documented his alcohol abuse and the fact that he knocked around Pat the night he lost the California governor's race.

Of course, alcohol and drug abuse is common amongst prominent Republicans (and their offspring). Drunk driving, vehicular homicide, crack addiction, groping, and wife abuse...welcome to Republican Family Values!

[TreasonousBastard]

2. You must have missed the memo, too.

Republicans are incapable of committing any crime or sin. It is simply not in their nature, and any evidence of such misdeeds must have another explanation.

Democrats, however, are naturally driven to these depraved acts, and the society must be protected, as they must be protected from themselves.

Somebody said it, so it must be true.

[CounterCoulter]

3. Slapping kids

You missed the memo: Republicans are ignorant reactionaries. To them, slapping around your kids is the kind of discipline this country needs.

[AP]

4. In those letters he wrote to his recently widowed friend which came out...

...a couple days ago, he was clearly trying to get in her pants. He was telling her she shouldn't feel uptight about sex, that it was a natural thing.