Just bought Michael Moore's new book

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"Dude, Where's My Country?"

First page of book -

APPROVED

This book has been approved by the Department of Homeland Security. It contains no seditious acts or acts of treason. Each word has been examined and analyzed by a tean of terrorism experts to insure that it gives neither aid nor comfort to The Enemy.
This book reveals no state secrets nor does it make public any classified documents that may cause embarrassment to the United States of America or its commander in chief. No hidden messages to terrorists are contained within. This is a good Christian book, written by a patriotic American who knows that we will crush him should he ever step out of line. If you have purchased this book we are required to notify you per Section 29A of USA Patriot Act that you name has now been entered into a database of potenial suspects should the need to declare martial law every arise, which we are sure will never happen. Being on this list of names also qualifies you for the grand prize drawing where ten lucky winners will receive all new Formica kitchen counters, compliments of Kitchen Magic. If you are indeed a bona fide terrorist and have purchased this copy in a bookstore, or obtained it at a library in the hopes of using the information embedded on thes pages, rest assured that we already know who you are. This page you are fingering right now is of top secret linen paper that registers an automatic fingerprint and beams it to our central command in Kissimmee, Florida. Do not attempt to this tear page out of the book--IT IS TOO LATE. Do not attempt to run because we're got a lock on you right now, you dirty no good evil doer....FREEZE! DROP THE BOOK! HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO....SCREW IT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS!! YOU NO LONGER EXIST! AND TO THINK IF YOU HAD ONLY APPRECIATED OUR WAY OF LIFE YOU COULD HAVE HAD YOU OWN STAIN-RESISTANT FORMICA COUNTERS!

-Tom Ridge, Secretary of the Homeland
-George W. Commander in Chief of the Fatherland

[JohnyCanuck]

1. He's on Crossfire 4:30pm eastern time this afternoon. n/t

n/t

[qanda]

2. I received my book yesterday from Amazon

And completely missed this page. Funny stuff.

[Room101]

3. Just finished......

M. Moore is Chomsky-lite with humor in the book. I really enjoyed the Guerrilla activities to beat Bush on the last couple of pages. Hopefully all Duers and people who read the book partake in them!

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5. Chomsky & Nader were in Midland last night

Chomsky ask the large audience how many thought that the Iraqi war was a fraud. He told 'em to close their eyes and raise their hand. Guess what? Half of the crowd raised their hand.

This was in Midland Texas folks.

[Rainbowreflect]

4. I got my copy last night, yesterday was payday.

I plan on some good reading this weekend.