Because I Got High---The El Rushbo Version

[The_Gopher]

(feel free to add on to what i've come up with here)


"Because I Got High, the El Rushbo Version"
by, The Gopher

i was gonna do my radio show until i got high
i gonna be a co-host on espn but then i got high
now my whole career's messed up and i know why
cause i got high
cause i got high
cause i got high

i was gonna diss bill clinton before i got high
i coulda called hillary a feminazi but i got high
i am wishin for liberal judges and i know why
cause i got high
cause i got high
cause i got high

i was gonna say all blacks are criminals but then i got high
i said democrats are poisoning our values but then i got high
now i'm a total hypocrite and i know why
cause i got high
cause i got high
cause i got high

i'm on my way to rehab because i got high
i might end up someone's bitch in prison because i got high
now i'm gettin a criminal lawyer and i know why
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high

do doo do do do.

[slackmaster]

1. LOL!

:toast:

[gratuitous]

2. "Wishin' for liberal judges," Hah!

Naturally, because he's wealthy, Rash won't do a day behind bars like some poor kid from the city would, but wouldn't it be humorous to see him before some hangin' judge who imposes the maximum sentence because Crisco Johnny has been reviewing his sentencing record?

I know I'd laugh.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Who Let The Cats Out?

Of De Bag?

Great song!!!

[jono]

4. LOL!

Great parody. I love the original!

[slackmaster]

7. Have you seen the video "Because I'm too white"?

I'll try to find a link.

[The_Gopher]

9. a link would be stupendous

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[WhoCountsTheVotes]

5. "I'm wishing for a liberal judge, and I know why"

that's absolutely the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you :)

[knight_of_the_star]

6. Aside from the lack of rythm

And teh factthat the words aren't true to the tune, cool!

[FDRrocks]

8. To jail Rush.

intent to distribute. 4k pills, hah. He could get some experience talking to the people in jail that are there for an ounce of smoke... oh I forgot, he'd end up in a resort.

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

Love it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. LOL

Liberal judges. :evilgrin:

[The_Gopher]

11. friday nite kick cuz i took time out from doing nothing at work for this

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