Dave Letterman RE: Ahnold NOW

[GiovanniC]

Has some guy on acting the part of Ahnold...

Comes out and says, "Just call me Hitler."

Says, "I just want to say to my supporters that we did a good campaign, sorry it didn't work out, etc..."

Dave says, "Actually, you won."

"Ahnold" says, "No sh*t? Well, then I want to say to the dumb people of California, thanks for making me your president."

Also, earlier Dave did a segment called the "George W. Bush Crazy Blink". Pretty funny stuff.

Glad to say Dave hasn't sold out.

[eleny]

1. Comes on in little while, here..

thanks for the heads up. He's great to watch in the 1/2 hour before Bernie Ward comes on the radio.

[Skip Intro]

2. Dang, I missed it

I have GOT to put my computer in the same room as the tv, lol.

What kind of reaction did the "hitler" line get from the audience?

[GiovanniC]

5. Very healthy laughter and cheering n/t

[Cha]

6. It's definetly a plus having your computer and tv in the

same room! :)

[Dover]

3. The other night he showed a clip with Leno yawning at Arnold's

acceptance party. Hilarious. Dave says, "what's THAT guy doing there?".

[Cha]

8. That's some Funny Stuff! I'm glad to know

that..it makes for a little more sanity!:silly:

[KharmaTrain]

4. That Was Gerard Mulligan

Head writer (I think) and been with Letterman for a long, long time (he used to do bits with Chris Elliot back in the NBC days).

No doubt, Dave thinks there's a bunch of us out there that aren't too happy his competition on NBC became such a whore.

Also, a great bit...somewhere Letterman found an old Arnold appearance (looks like on some kinda Soap Opera), helping "feed" a fine young lady. The final culinary "delight" resemebled falatio.

I've watched Dave since Day 1 and I haven't seen him this revved up since his early CBS days.

[GiovanniC]

7. Yeah, I caught that

With a carrot stick. First he had her bite it, then he had her suck on it.

[Cha]

10. leno needs to go down....I never thought he was funny...

now I know why.

[Woodstock]

17. Me, too - not once was Leno even mildly amusing

It's like he KNOWS he's bad - he doesn't even bother to acknowledge the stink he creates on stage (which would at least be a little funny.)

Good for you, Dave.

[GiovanniC]

9. DAVIS ON NOW WITH TOP 10!!!!! N/T

[GiovanniC]

11. Top 10 Pieces of Advice For Ahnold - Read by Gray Davis

#1... It's pronounced "California"

[julka]

13. I turned on my VCR just as AS was giving 'English lessons' w/carrot

got the George Bush Crazy Blink, top ten list, and the skit, too.
he's definitely PISSED about Leno.

here's hoping professional jealousy keeps the fires stoked

JESUS!!!

I found this, while looking up how to spell SS

scheutzstoppfel, or whatever

http://www.ssenterprises.com/

it's a white supremacist gift page.....unbefrickinglievable

anyway......

SS as in German SS, which goes with AS, as in
Arnold SS-chwarznegger, as in


ASS

[PatrickS]

14. That was funny!

.

[Cha]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hit my funny button!

[KharmaTrain]

12. Leno Who????

It was great to see Davis (was that his first public appearance?)...another shot at Leno...but Gray needs to get laid or something...sheesh.

Also, there was the viewer mail bit earlier with a fat guy on a couch poppin' pills and the actor playing Arnold called him "Rush"...ah, kharma is a very good thing.

[spooky3]

16. A lot of folks get their news from Dave & Jay--seriously

Thank goodness one of them is a thinking (and funny) person, and not afraid to challenge the status quo.

[Woodstock]

18. or The Daily Show

:)

[Dover]

19. Challenging the Status Quo has been Dave's claim to fame

and Leno has always BEEN the status quo.

[KharmaTrain]

20. Conan's On Our Side, Too

Robert Smigel's gonna have a field day with the Gropinator...

Also Kimmel seems pretty hip as well.

I'm certain it was Arnold's shot on Leno that gave his candidacy credibility to the airheads who watch that show.

I'll admit for several years I found Dave just getting to "inside" with his stuff and not as funny, while Leno (and I know several people who either had written for him or submit jokes) was doing some great bits and monologues, but that came to a halt around 9/11 and he's been afraid to take on this regime since. Click...gone...and I hope millions of others are as well.

This is a direct line to many who don't vote...and virtually all comedians portray Whistleass as the dumb and inept moron he is. I think that's the majority conception of the manchild and why this regime works so hard to get its spinmeisters like Tweety and Vanity to counteract it.

I was proud today...my daughter came home from college for the weekend and told me she joined campus Democrats!