Condi pic: troubled conscience?

[grasswire]

Wow. This woman looks very troubled.

[grasswire]

1. and look at Unka Dick from Thursday...

[Paragon]

3. "Marley?!? Jacob Marley?"

"A bit of bad mustard perhaps..."

[Paragon]

2. No way.

Her conscience has long since waved bye-bye.

[The_Gopher]

4. she's off in the shadows falling asleep while shrub talks

.

[roguevalley]

5. It wasn't supposed to be like this, was it, Condaleeza?

It was supposed to be a cake walk with flowers and adoring crowds and now you see it all falling away. You are the one the little retard has turned to, the one to make it all go away but it won't. All the deaths, all the lies, all the thieving. You're going to have to carry the water. How does it feel, Condaleeza?

[paulk]

6. she's just had the reconstruction of Iraq dumped in her lap

and she's smart enough to know she's not up to the job.

Could be no one's up to the job.

[grasswire]

8. ha

Just went to freeperville, and they think she's praying for him while he speaks.

[incapsulated]

7. Actually...

That's the first pic of her where she didn't look as if she had a pole lodged firmly up her ass.

Careful what you wish for Connie...

[dflprincess]

9. Makes me think of Alice in "Dilbert"

"must control fist of death"

[wtmusic]

10. Poor thing, her tanker ran aground

[Oilwellian]

11. She must be feeling...

like she's caught between a rock and an idiot.

[BiggJawn]

12. Get some Ambesol, Girlfriend!

or Extra-strength Ora-Jell until you can get that tooth looked at...

[oasis]

13. If only she had connected the dots before 9/11.

[Cat Atomic]

14. Nah, she's just doing math in her head.

Trying to work out how many red arm bands the GOP needs to produce for a typical rally.

[LittleDannySlowhorse]

15. You're all wrong

The photograph depicts a Condaleeza Rice who has clearly gone mad with guilt, and in her heightened emotional state she has been reduced to communicating solely by making fart noises into the palm of her hand.