Gray Davis's 10 reccommendations for Ahhnold

[La_Serpiente]

10 things that the governor should do: A list by Gray Davis
while he was on the David Letterman Show.

The list:

10. Governor, when you realize you don't know what you're doing, give me a call.

9. Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa.

8. Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson.

7. (Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled.)

6. To improve your approval ratings, go on Leno - when you get kicked out, go on Letterman."

5. Study the master -- George W. Bush."

4. You could solve the deficit problem simply by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3."'

3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!"'

2. While giving a speech, never say, "Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara ... same thing."

1. It's pronounced "California."

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/11/davis.letterman.reut/index.html

[Noordam]

1. lol kick

:kick:

[Kamika]

2. Great ones

Real funny

[arcane1]

3. lol, classic!

:toast: to Dave, he's still got it, big time!!!

[eileen_d]

4. Yes, I saw this!

I'm not a regular late-night viewer but heard about this and had to turn in. Dave really ripped into Arnie quite frequently. He had a guy come out pretending to be Arnold who said, "Please, call me Hitler." (unless I heard it wrong - I did a double-take on that)

Dave also had Gary Coleman do a top ten the day after the election which was good:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20031008.shtml