Top ten excuses you would have heard if Rush were a Liberal...

[dutchdemocrat]

BWAAAhahahahahha....

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See http://www.viewpointjournal.com/

Rush is right, and he’ll be back! Now, on to the Top 10!

THE TOP TEN EXCUSES YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD IF RUSH WERE A LIBERAL
Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh admitted his problem and his responsibility in an admirable way. But, what if it were a liberal who was found to be addicted and then had to make a public statement to his/her fans? Here are the top 10 liberal excuses you might hear:

10) Before I comment, I’ve invited Jesse Jackson to say a few words...
9) I think this morality play from the right is just reprehensible!
8) Well, first let me point out that I served in Viet Nam...
7) It depends on what your definition of “pill” is.
6) You can read all about it in my scintillating psuedo-autobiography, on sale in December.
5) I have just two words on this issue... “Big Pharmaceutical!”
4) I never had a pill-popping relationship with that woman... Ms. Cline!
3) This is all part of some vast right wing conspiracy.
2) The B*!ch set me up!!!

And now, the number one excuse.... Drumroll please!

Yes, its true that I bought the pills... but I never swallowed them!

David Flanagan
Viewpointjournal.com

[VOX]

1. As usual, at least half of these refer to the Clintons...

Where would the right wing be without them??????

[eleny]

3. Yeah....

and how predictable that it's all about focusing on liberals. The conservatives still can't deal with the real issues here, even when a life is at stake. A life they're supposed to care about. More denial.

Aw shucks - I wasn't going to post to Rush threads, anymore. Oh well.

[kaitykaity]

2. Locking.

Please see rule #3 here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=463744

3. If you post an article or other published content which is from a conservative source or which expresses a traditionally conservative viewpoint, you must state your opinion about the piece and/or the issues it raises.

"BWAhahahaha" is not a statement of opinion.

Thanks.

kaitykaity
DU Moderator

[KC21304]

4. These damn dummys just cannot have a thought of their own.

All they ever do is tell us what the LIBERALS would do, what we are thinking, what the people really think, what the people really want. If they could put a paragraph together without telling us what someone else is thinking it would be a revelation.