caption this pic of Dean, Kerry & Gephardt

[pruner]

[otohara]

1. We's Fighting Men

united against Bush

[MissMarple]

2. We've got them by the short hairs, guys!

How could I have said that?

[Wonk]

3. Rock, scissors, paper on the count of three. One... two...

[Wonk]

12. Gephardt to Dean: "Look, Howard, I don't care how many

supporters you have on the internet, you still only get to use one hand for rock, scissors, paper."

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. woop woop woop

nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Julien Sorel]

4. Kerry looks like he's trying to do some hammer curls,

which is a weightlifting exercise, and Dean looks like he's pretending to bench press. Gephardt looks like he's laughing at both of them. So the caption might have something to do with Arnold -- Kerry and Dean are doing their best Arnold imitations. In fact, when I first saw the picture, that's what I thought was happening.

[Ediacara]

5. Dick says

"John, you're almost there, now make a fist with the other hand and you'll look just like Howard."

[aquaman]

6. Regarding Kerry....

I thought that I was the only one that tucked his tie in his pants. See, cool people do it.

[Ediacara]

8. uh....

you should only do that if you're wearing a coat that's going to stay buttoned, and you need your tie to be straight... If you're coatless, then the tie should not go in the pants.

[MissMarple]

9. Shouldn't a tie just cover the belt buckle?

More like Dean's in the picture? Gephardt's is too long, as well.
Or, do I need to watch more of the Fab Five?

[Ediacara]

13. ya, but Dick's sitting down, so he may just have bad posture

When he stands up, it may be more in the right place.

[Julien Sorel]

16. When you are sitting down, your tie generally hangs lower

than your belt buckle by quite a bit, even when it has the correct amount of hang when you are standing. Kerry is a tall guy, and probably wears an extra-long tie, so for him the effect would be exaggerated. Come to think of it, I think Gep is a little over 6', and might wear a long tie as well. I sometimes tuck my tie into my belt, or tuck part of it away in my shirt if I'm going to be sitting for a while. It keeps it out of the way.

[MissMarple]

17. You guys are so good!

Thanks. :D

[aquaman]

35. I was kidding you know.

....

[JohnKleeb]

7. ok

Gephardt is laughing at both of them
Kerry is just constaped* pardon my spelling
Dean is well I dont know what the fuck hes doing

[DemocratSinceBirth]

27. I'm With You

Dean and Kerry look rediculous....

I don't care how you try to spin it....

[JohnKleeb]

37. yeah and Gephardt is laughing his ass off

[elperromagico]

10. Allegedly humorous caption

Kerry: (mock German accent) Look at my muscles. I am strong like Ahhnold.
Dean: (under his breath) If Lieberman mentions a 'Dean Depression' once more...
Gephardt: You guys are too much!

[pruner]

11. Kerry has just declared a thumb war…

Dean is stepping up to the challenge and Gephardt is just laughing it off

[JohnKleeb]

15. Well we agree on that but I swear to god Kerry is constaped

and I have no idea :wtf: is up with Dean its a quite humorous picture but Ive seen many more funnier ones with shrub.

[sfecap]

14. Kerry: "If I had a pen, I could be Bob Dole!"

n/t

[pruner]

21. LMAO!

:bounce:

[foo_bar]

19. Judy:

What would you do if you had an extra prostate?

[Mike Niendorff]

20. "This ... is ... Jeopardy!"

"... um, Howard ... we really can't start until you give Mr. Gephardt his buzzer back ..."


MDN

[Zhade]

22. ...odd.

JOHN: I used to play the hell out of FROGGER. That joystick was tight, yo.

DICK (thinking): Your strange language frightens me, but your hair amazes me...

HOWARD: Now--WE DANCE!

*All three break into dance routine and wow the crowd*

[KG]

23. 'we'll defend the staus quo, dam right!!!!'

oy. :eyes:

[Kahuna]

24. Kerry: Clark Clark Clark Clark Clark!

Dean: I'm gonna hold my breath until he goes away.

Gep: I don't you why ya'll illin.' I'm gettin' a gig as Wes' V.P.

[Drifter]

25. Dean and Kerry look like ...

they are doing the Beavis and Butthead dance.

You do have to admit that the Dems do look like they are having fun (in the debates).

Cheers
Drifter

[onebigbadwulf]

26. !!!

"DAMN, RUSH WAS RIGHT! THESE PILLS KICK ASS!"

[CoffeePlease1947]

28. Dean looks like he is a little kid entering real cold water. Kerry looks

like he is explaining to Gephardt how he lost the video game because he could not get the joystick to go right fast to dodge the enemy fire. Gephardt is thinking, "How come these guys are beating me in the polls?".

Mike

[Ripley]

32. That's hilarious.

I've never laughed so hard at a thread as I am at this one. :7

[KittyWampus]

29. I'm Strong To The Finish Cause I Eat My Spinich

[charlie]

30. *****

KERRY: (Wasn't I just holding my campaign playbook? Did I leave it in my suit?)

DEAN: *stretch* WHOALOOKATTHETIMEGOTTAGO!!

GEPHARDT: Heh. I'll walk you out.

[Ripley]

31. Group exercises after the debate.

Pent up feelings of wanting to strangle Judy are released. :bounce:

(As I replied the first time this pic was up. Except Gephardt wasn't in the first one...he's doing ankle exercises.)

[TheDonkey]

33. Gephart is high, dean is a peewee girl cheerleader (propably on E) Kerry.

looks like a primate just discovering his opposible thumb and the use of tools for the first time.

[KaraokeKarlton]

34. Let me try...

Gephardt: "tee hee, when I tried to make a fist I farted!"
Kerry: "Whoo! I smell it Geppy! Look! It melted my thumbnail!"
Dean: "Oh Yeah! Well your fart was just Bush-Lite, let me show you how a REAL Democrat does it! RRRRIIIIIIPPPPP"


Note...Gephardt can't lift his fist, Kerry's looks kind of feminine, and Dean has some pretty rugged looking forearms, even though he DOES look like he's about to pass gas. :D

[Andy_Stephenson]

36. Larry, Curley and

Moe

[Melinda]

38. It's Just a Ball of Confusion:

Dick:

People moving out, people moving in
Why, because of the color of their skin
Run, run, run but you sure can't hide

An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
Vote for me and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on

John:

Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the preacher
And it seems nobody's interested in learning but the teacher
Segregation, determination, demonstration, intergration
Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our nation


Ball of confusion
Yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey, hey

Howard:

The sale of pills are at an all time high
Rush's talking shit with his head in the sky
The cities ablaze in the summer time!
And oh, the beat goes on

Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes, will solve everything!
And the band played on

The three join in chorus:

So, round and around and around we go
Where the world's headed, nobody knows

Oh, great googalooga, can't you hear our party talking to you?

Just a ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
A-hey, hey

Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors
Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills, folks are moving to the hills
People all over the world are shouting, "End the war!"
And the cabal plays on....

Great googalooga, can't you hear our party talking to ya!
Sayin'... Ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey

Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Sayin'... Ball of confusion!


Thanks (and apologies) to the Temptations

[nannygoat]

39. Rock, paper, scissors! n/t

[ProudGerman]

40. my captioning

Dean: Kerry you fool, this is how you do the cabbage patch!
*Dean boogies down*

Kerry: Damn, there goes my street cred with the old school hip hop crowd! I was so sure I got that block with my not-blue tie too.

Gephart: Shit Kerry, you're whiter than me....and that's saying something.

Gephart: Go Dean, Go Dean, it's your birthday!