Talk about inept..we haven't even caught one of Saddam's doubles

[Wetzelbill]

According to all the talking heads in the the run up and through the course of the war it seemed like he had about 300 of them too.

Osama, Anthrax killer, Saddam, WMD.

Can these clowns find anything?

Pray tell that Cheney never loses his heart medication around his pals otherwise he's in deep shit.

Happy Hunting.

[izzie]

1. We did not get Hitlers either.

Do all evil men have doubles?Americans will believe anything.

[Don_G]

2. He Has Doubles?

Has anyone within the Intellegence Community sat down with Rice to explain "Where's Waldo" with coloring books?

[terrisel]

3. The Missing Doubles....

Good Point.

We can't find the biological agents
We can't find the nuclear weapons
We can't find Saddam Hussein's doubles
We can't find Saddam Hussein (really weird because at least we know he existed).
We found Saddam Hussein's sons but preferred to kill them rather than take them alive and find out more on the whereabouts of the above 4.

(I think we were unable to find a large part of Saddam Hussein's army also--didn't they mysteriously melt away in the desert like wax soldiers....

[Philosophy]

4. We already have them, but we're saving them for later

I'm sure we got a few of them holed away somewhere. Come a couple of weeks before the election next year, they'll all be executed and the one's body whose face is the least messed up will be "captured", and reported to be the actual Saddam. The whore media will broadcast that non-stop for the rest of the time remaining until the election, giving free air time to anyone in the * administration who wants to brag about it, and probably pre-empting any presidential debates as well.

If the real Saddam is captured or killed before that, the news will be carefully suppressed.

[Noordam]

5. I do not believe he had TRUE doubles, just maybe a couple

guys that if dressed like him would fool people from a distence.

And once the Americans attacked, they did the shave and a haircut thing :)

[realFedUp]

6. The Saddam look was so 1990's...

:-)

[ComerPerro]

7. The next time I get a fucking email

Talking about Clinton's supposed failure to bring terrorists to justice (which is a lie anyway), I will have to "reply all" with: "Bush has failed to bring Osama bin Laden, who is responsible for the 9/11 attacks to justice. Moreover, Bush has failed to bring Saddam Hussein to justice, a man Bush described as one of the most dangerous of our enemies. So, where are Bush's priorities??"

[mark0rama]

8. They probably couldn't even find that actor...

...who always plays Saddam in movies like The Big Lebowski and Hot Shots.