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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:27 AM
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Imagine this... (Rush)
During one of his talk shows in the near future....

Rush: Blahblahblahblahblah left destroying the country blahblahblahblah

(Police enters with a warrant)

Police: Rush Limbaugh, I have a warrant for your arrest for possession of controlled substance in Florida that was just signed this morning by Judge Whoever in your district, and we need to take you off the air immediately.

Rush: But, let me finish my show!

Police: No, we are serving this warrant now, and we need to end this show now.

Rush: Can I call my attorney?

Police: You can, but from the station.

Rush: (resisting arrest)

Police: Sorry folks, Rush Limbaugh is off the air, please stay tuned for something else. I'm sure the station will find something meaningful for you to listen.

Rush: (continues to struggle) - I'll be back, stay tuned to my wonderful undercover plight of being in jail!

Police: (drags him off)

Is this a reality or just will wait until Rush ends his show of lies?

Hawkeye-X
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SoFlaJets Donating Member (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:32 AM
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1. We should all write Clear Channel
and demand he be fired and that Randi Rhodes be given his slots.She is also a CC radio personality.Yesterday RR was saying she has no doubt in her mind that if it were her doing all the drug deals down here in Palm Beach County that she'd be in jail and have been fired.Ironically,it's been Rush himself who has been trying to get Randi fired and Richard Melon-Scaife(both PB County residents)who have been making countless calls suggesting she be ousted.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:34 AM
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2. More like this ...
Suddenly HawkeyeX is woken up from his fabulous Rush dream to find John Ashcroft standing next to his bed with officers ready to arrest him. Of course he resists, and is immediately flown to Gitmo for having a dream that is not consistant with Murican values.

"Who are the Dream Police"
"They said it couldn't happen here"
---- Frank Zappa

Cheers
Drifter

Of course I like your version better
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-14-03 11:38 AM
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3. The savior of AM radio in bracelets?
Scaife and the gang would never allow it.
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