Knowledge of terrorists/weapons? The UK needs you NOW:

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Looking for a job in the UK that fulfils all your latent espionage potential? Then contact Bob Gunning at the UK's MI5 recruitment desk:

(NB This is not a spoof!)

Weapons Specialists:

Salary from £31,500 including generous final salary pension scheme.
Location - Central London

The Security Service (MI5) needs specialists in explosives, IEDs, small arms and light weapons. Working closely with non-technical colleagues, you will produce assessments of terrorist weaponry for a wide and sometimes senior readership.

Explosive and Improvised Explosive Device (IED) Specialist
With extensive knowledge of explosives and IEDs, you will have a sound awareness of various types of commercial, military and improvised explosives, their properties and origins. You will have some knowledge of terrorist use of explosives and IEDs.

Small Arms and Light Weapons Specialist
You will have in-depth knowledge of both conventional and improvised small arms and light weapons, including man-portable air defence systems and thermobarics. An awareness of their make-up, capability and origin is essential. Knowledge of the grey arms market is desirable.

For both positions, knowledge of electronics/communications would be an advantage. You will have the ability to analyse and assess intelligence from a range of sources and draw sound conclusions sometimes based on incomplete information. You will be able to draft concise reports and possess sound communication skills at all levels. You will also be required to travel globally and at short notice and work with foreign liaisons for intelligence purposes.

For an application form please send a full CV to Bob Gunning at [e-mail], or by post to Tribal GWT Consulting Ltd., 87-91 Newman Street, London W1T 3EY. Fax: [phone]. Please quote reference T7W/01/03.

Closing date for receipt of completed application forms is 31 October 2003.

Discretion is a serious part of working for the Security Service, so please limit those you tell about your application to your close family and/or partner. Applicants must be British citizens.

The Security Service is committed both to Equal Opportunities and to reflecting the diversity of the society we work to protect.

From:

http://www.mi5.gov.uk/job_vacancies/response.htm

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1. Why are they looking for bomb makers? n/t

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2. Suck it and see!

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