Gotta read the Hate Mailbag

[devinsgram]

If you want to have a good laugh read the DU Hate Mailbag. You can tell there are mensa meeting participants in that group. Seems like there are mostly guys sending the e-mails. Go figure.

[joshdawg]

1. This was funnier than "Dead Solid Perfect" by Dan Jenkins

[speckledgator]

2. That

was the first place I went on this site...before I even joined! It was like watching the KKK on Jerry Springer...I'm thinking "who could possibly take these people seriously"?

[speckledgator]

3. On the other hand

They spew their expletives so creativly! I mean where else can you find %^&$, *&^%, and $#@!% used in one sentence, without conjunctions! I guess they were eating gumpowder while schoolhouse rock was on! lol

[BobF]

4. Gawd, I haven't laughed so much in days!

NEWS FLASH: Cavemen still exist!

And they all listen to the Flatulence In Broadcasting (FIB) network.

I'm sure they all make Rush feel REEEEEEALY proud!

[blondeatlast]

5. I love it! Now they are pleading for US to be COMPASSIONATE?!

Now WE spew hate! Can you say: Pot calling the kettle black?

I call this something of a very wierd victory on our part.

[speckledgator]

8. When

you live in a mansion on Singer Island...beware the hurricanes!

[MUAD_DIB]

6. Cream of the crap...

Still laughing at that one.

Yes! These letters are funny, scarey and sad: all at the same time.

Poor little hypocritical ditto weenies. Blind to their own hatreds.

[Cassandra]

7. What's really funny is...

all these guys who say some version of: "I thought the Democratic Party stands for peace and tolerance and enlightenment", which is, apparently, why they are Republicans. They would never consider being officially for peace and tolerance and enlightenment. :crazy:

edit: spelling (sigh)

[speckledgator]

9. excellent!

[liberalhistorian]

11. LOL!

Good point! They sure are showing their true colors, aren't they, and what's more, they're really too dumb to realize what they've said!

[Blue-Jay]

10. Too funny!

It seems as though "seething hatred" is their new mantra.

Hey dittoheads! I don't hate any of you. I just think you're dumb and easily led. Smooches!

-Jay-

[sangh0]

12. My fave

"Rally to this site if you are a limp-wristed, unmuscular,bespeckled, white male, or a shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune, or a non-thinking, black lemming, or an ashen-white enviromental, tree-hugging nerd, or aperson generally unpopular in school and unliked in every aspect of human contact, or a person who is generally disgusting to ordinary, everyday people or, in other words a democrat. "

And what if I'm a "limp-wristed, unmuscular,bespeckled, white male" AND a "shriveled-up,unattractive shut-in white prune" AND an "-white enviromental, tree-hugging nerd"? I should be entitled to THREE logins, right?

[Cassandra]

13. I'm wondering...

how ashen-white a tree-hugging nerd can be if they're spending all day outdoors hugging trees?