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Edited on Fri Oct-17-03 10:11 AM by EarlG
Time To Give Something Back
Finally, we come to the true heart and soul of Rush's audience - mentally retarded cavemen. But there's a catch - when I received the following messages, my bleeding, compassionate, liberal heart was almost rent asunder. Why, I asked myself, why do we as a society allow these poor folks to slip through the cracks? When all they have is a radio tuned to Rush Limbaugh and a computer with an Internet connection, it's clear that they aren't getting the kind of help they really need. I realized that it was time to give something back. But what could I do? How could I aid these unfortunate individuals who are barely clinging to the lowest rung of society? And then it hit me - perhaps there was a way to help them! So I dug through the contents of my deleted spam folder, and I think I've come up with some real words of wisdom and encouragement that will not just help these poor dittoheads, but help them to help themselves.
Help A Dittohead, No. 1 From: johnsb To: mail@democraticunderground.com Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:00 PM Subject: fuck you
hey weaselcrat, fuckyou.
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Enough said.
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Help A Dittohead, No. 3 From: MikeT To: mail@democraticunderground.com Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 9:00 PM Subject: FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU LIBERALS
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Help A Dittohead, No. 4 From: johnsb To: mail@democraticunderground.com Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 8:55 PM Subject: i fuck your mother
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Help A Dittohead, No. 5 From: --------@aol.com To: mail@democraticunderground.com Sent: Wednesday, October 08, 2003 1:09 PM Subject: Hate
I hope you Bastards drop Dead
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*edited by Admin to remove email addresses
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