Why are you a Republican?

[bluestateguy]

You can tell the Texas Republican Party why...

http://www.txgop.org/testimonials/index.php

[Terwilliger]

1. When did that happen?

I went to Orange county...I thought I signed up for free surfing!!! :wtf:

[59millionmorons]

2. Well

That Tom Delay is really smart and hot. (sarcasm)

[DisgustipatedinCA]

3. I like this one

"Although my parents are democrats and have been forever, I realized that the more you read, the more conservative you become..."

Someone needs to tell Young Einstein that the opposite is true. Generally, the more one reads (NewsMax doesn't count), the more one learns, the more liberal they are. Just ask most college professors outside of the schools of business.

[XanaDUer]

6. The few conservatives I know

read little, and seem to be the most uninformed people I have ever met.

But again, if you glean all you news from Fox, you got a few more problems going on. :eyes:

[Gman]

4. Unfortunately they screen the testimonials before posting

so I doubt they'll post what I wrote and signed I.A. Whiteass.

[Wwagsthedog]

5. Oh Boy!

Was that ever fun.