Bush to Filipinos today:

[Gringo]

"Dear Filipino people. I'm so happy to be here in Filipino. It's been my pleasure touring the lovely city of Vanilla, and you've all been very graceful at me. You little brown slant-eyed SOBs are just a joy to be around. I do believe I saw Fil'pino girls for sale in the latest Neiman-Marcus catalog, so I just may order me one. Well, now I have to get on over to Mai-Tai land to see the for- What? It's THAI-land? Oh sorry, anyways, I gotta get over to another one of those SE Asian countries full of funny yella people in pointy hats that I never visited in the 60s (snicker)! "




Said one Filipino onlooker "That SOB can eat my Lumpia!"








*PC folks - this is a parody of BUSH's ignorant ass, so please spare me the tirades...

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. That sounds like him

at least what he'd like to say, I'm sure.

[mmm]

2. the truth always hurts